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[Stent]

You can't tell me there hasn't been a fire in this place, holy shit. Condemn this building immediately, mister Milwaukee city inspector guy

That looks like residue coming out of the wood. Not difficult to clean up even if you're a drunk unemployed bum. I'm not sure if it's laziness or the low IQ which would prevent Pat in this case. Likelihood is both.

 

[firstimelongtime]

Nice nauseating use of an ultra-wide angle lens, stupid. I'm guessing they paid someone to do it, as we've yet to meet hobbyist-photographer Pat. They just paid the wrong person.

 

[RickReternal]

Nice nauseating use of an ultra-wide angle lens, stupid. I'm guessing they paid someone to do it, as we've yet to meet hobbyist-photographer Pat. They just paid the wrong person.

He spent $32 today on a retarded softcover non-fiction book about colonizing space and hiring a real estate photographer probably cost him at least $100. It’s a good thing he makes $85k/month on this rental.

 

[Tagine Enthusiast]

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

Nikki bought that picture because she thinks she looks like Audrey Hepburn.

 

[RoxburyRick]

That looks like residue coming out of the wood. Not difficult to clean up even if you're a drunk unemployed bum. I'm not sure if it's laziness or the low IQ which would prevent Pat in this case. Likelihood is both.

They badly need resurfacing. It would take a weekend, or a couple of they wanted to break up the job so as to not fuck with their early afternoon drinking seasions

 

[Uncle J’s Sink Emporium]

The same thing is a lot cheaper a bunch of other places. Or at a yard sale where they probably got it.

 

[RobertMewler]

Nikki bought that picture because she thinks she looks like Audrey Hepburn.

They're virtually identical:

 

[Kim_Jong_Poon_]

They're virtually identical:

Jesus, I can smell the picture on the right

 

[firstimelongtime]

They're virtually identical:

If you're childless (well...) and not beholden to vacations, etc., why are you going to Disney on an ultra-crowded day, probably near a holiday or school break?

(Yeah, I know we can also end the question with the word Disney, but seriously, great planning, stupid. And BTW, the Japanese parks are waaaaaay better.)

 

[Rudderman]

They probably got theirs from M.M. Schill at eight times the price.

 

[Tagine Enthusiast]

The same thing is a lot cheaper a bunch of other places. Or at a yard sale where they probably got it.

Perhaps outside of Portage?

 

[FranksWirecutters]

Perhaps outside of Portage?

I heard Patrick S Tomlinson roots around in their trash to find any panties they're throwing out so he can boil them to make tea.

 

[B.F. Wellington]

Nikki bought that picture because she thinks she looks like Audrey Hepburn.

She looks more Pee-Wee Herman

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

Jesus, I can smell the picture on the right

Smell of beer and brat farts and being married to a fat sweaty tub of goo. Pee yeww

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Jesus, I can smell the picture on the right

I always imagine she smells like hotdogs.

 

[Ned Flanders]

They're virtually identical:

I don't mean to covet, but that's a woman. No need to show off skin. Has a respect for 1 Timothy 2:9-10.

I sometimes do yard work shirtless in the front yard, but stopped when I was catcalled by a drunk, big eared woman with stanky leggings and sunglasses on top of her head. "You aint black but Id love for you to fart in ma grits! A hyk hyk!" she yelled. Modesty is for men too, folks. I learned that the hard way.

Diddlin' out,
Ned

 

[iblBangedQuasi]

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

These reviews are great.

Paper towels and the kind of front door you can actually find.

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

"Access to a back alleyway full of dumpsters was really convenient. There was a Starbucks 20 minutes walk away which was great! Looking forward to coming back to Milwaukee!"