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[RickReternal]

Nice nauseating use of an ultra-wide angle lens, stupid. I'm guessing they paid someone to do it, as we've yet to meet hobbyist-photographer Pat. They just paid the wrong person.

He spent $32 today on a retarded softcover non-fiction book about colonizing space and hiring a real estate photographer probably cost him at least $100. It’s a good thing he makes $85k/month on this rental.

 

[Toothless Enthusiast]

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

Nikki bought that picture because she thinks she looks like Audrey Hepburn.

 

[Africa.com]

That looks like residue coming out of the wood. Not difficult to clean up even if you're a drunk unemployed bum. I'm not sure if it's laziness or the low IQ which would prevent Pat in this case. Likelihood is both.

They badly need resurfacing. It would take a weekend, or a couple of they wanted to break up the job so as to not fuck with their early afternoon drinking seasions

 

[WifeStoreWill]

The same thing is a lot cheaper a bunch of other places. Or at a yard sale where they probably got it.

 

[RobertMewler]

Nikki bought that picture because she thinks she looks like Audrey Hepburn.

They're virtually identical:

 

[Kim_Jong_Poon_]

They're virtually identical:

Jesus, I can smell the picture on the right

 

[firstimelongtime]

They're virtually identical:

If you're childless (well...) and not beholden to vacations, etc., why are you going to Disney on an ultra-crowded day, probably near a holiday or school break?

(Yeah, I know we can also end the question with the word Disney, but seriously, great planning, stupid. And BTW, the Japanese parks are waaaaaay better.)

 

[Rudderman]

They probably got theirs from M.M. Schill at eight times the price.

 

[Toothless Enthusiast]

The same thing is a lot cheaper a bunch of other places. Or at a yard sale where they probably got it.

Perhaps outside of Portage?

 

[FranksWirecutters]

Perhaps outside of Portage?

I heard Patrick S Tomlinson roots around in their trash to find any panties they're throwing out so he can boil them to make tea.

 

[Rick Roblinson]

Nikki bought that picture because she thinks she looks like Audrey Hepburn.

She looks more Pee-Wee Herman

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

Jesus, I can smell the picture on the right

Smell of beer and brat farts and being married to a fat sweaty tub of goo. Pee yeww

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Jesus, I can smell the picture on the right

I always imagine she smells like hotdogs.

 

[guest]

They're virtually identical:

I don't mean to covet, but that's a woman. No need to show off skin. Has a respect for 1 Timothy 2:9-10.

I sometimes do yard work shirtless in the front yard, but stopped when I was catcalled by a drunk, big eared woman with stanky leggings and sunglasses on top of her head. "You aint black but Id love for you to fart in ma grits! A hyk hyk!" she yelled. Modesty is for men too, folks. I learned that the hard way.

Diddlin' out,
Ned

 

[iBangedQuasi]

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

These reviews are great.

Paper towels and the kind of front door you can actually find.

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

"Access to a back alleyway full of dumpsters was really convenient. There was a Starbucks 20 minutes walk away which was great! Looking forward to coming back to Milwaukee!"

 

[Gay Faggot.]

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Is he telling them to correct the record in reviews for him now? Odd how they had to point out it was a whole house and not a half hovel.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

Jesus, I can smell the picture on the right

Sour milk and skunked beer