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This guy already brought in bedbugs
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Hunter brought in fleas

It is of no consequence, stlaker. My second, better wife ensures that the rental suite is thoroughly fumigated after every guest
 

Turk February

Our experiences exceed yours.
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There is no law against heating up a fish curry with a durian salad in the microwave for breakfast and forgetting to eat it. Or forgetting to flush the toilet. Or forgetting to turn off the pay per view gay porn. Or forgetting your jizz socks you hide under the mattress from your wife. These are just some ideas I got from a website called "Hacking but Legal"
 

Sue Lightning

IS SHE TALKING ABOUT ME?
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Let me make a better joke for the dumb janny faggots. Surely, just like jerking off to KP, buying the house across from Patrick and projecting PFGTV on the walls of the house you now own couldn’t possibly be illegal.

You see now you can’t say shit because not only is it not illegal its so ridiculous no one would take it seriously. I mean who the fuck would buy a house in Milwaukee ?
 

Libby Son Of Loin

WACTIONABLY WEATENING S-S-SUE WIGHTNING
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Let me make a better joke for the dumb janny faggots. Surely, just like jerking off to KP, buying the house across from Patrick and projecting PFGTV on the walls of the house you now own couldn’t possibly be illegal.

You see now you can’t say shit because not only is it not illegal its so ridiculous no one would take it seriously. I mean who the fuck would buy a house in Milwaukee ?
Let alone 2 whole houses on top of each other
 

Harry Powell

not a fan of comedy, I’m a fan of cruelty
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Let me make a better joke for the dumb janny faggots. Surely, just like jerking off to KP, buying the house across from Patrick and projecting PFGTV on the walls of the house you now own couldn’t possibly be illegal.

You see now you can’t say shit because not only is it not illegal its so ridiculous no one would take it seriously. I mean who the fuck would buy a house in Milwaukee ?

$100k
 

Turk February

Our experiences exceed yours.
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Let me make a better joke for the dumb janny faggots. Surely, just like jerking off to KP, buying the house across from Patrick and projecting PFGTV on the walls of the house you now own couldn’t possibly be illegal.

You see now you can’t say shit because not only is it not illegal its so ridiculous no one would take it seriously. I mean who the fuck would buy a house in Milwaukee ?
Why are you like this?
 

Sue Lightning

IS SHE TALKING ABOUT ME?
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Why are you like this?
Do I have to make it less serious so no one gets UHHHFENDED! Ok. It would be a “good bit” if someone were to rent the AirBNB from Patrick and as they’re sitting in the top half of the hovel an anvil magically appears from the sky and crushes their head and Pat is forced to clean up the Roadrunner esque scene.
 

BlackTransLivesMatter

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Do I have to make it less serious so no one gets UHHHFENDED! Ok. It would be a “good bit” if someone were to rent the AirBNB from Patrick and as they’re sitting in the top half of the hovel an anvil magically appears from the sky and crushes their head and Pat is forced to clean up the Roadrunner esque scene.
It's just the fact that people look at this place under a microscope for actionable shit and things they can put on the news. Not to mention this faggot's history of committing crimes against himself and then going on media tours. Would anyone be surprised if Fatso bought some termites and let them loose in his hovel, then collected the insurance and called up Lenora to schedule another news tour? I wouldn't. He also has a history of convincing stupid people with money to bankroll frivolous litigation. It wouldn't shock me in the slightest if his lolsuit against the mpd is being bankrolled by some retard who saw him on Morning Joe. If it isn't extremely obvious joking/hyperbole on its face even to people outside of here, it can be used against us.
 
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BUBBLER

DIRTY DIAPER MOD!!!
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It's just the fact that people look at this place under a microscope for actionable shit and things they can put on the news. Not to mention this faggot's history of committing crimes against himself and then going on media tours. Would anyone be surprised if Fatso bought some termites and let them loose in his hovel, then collected the insurance and called up Lenora to schedule another news tour? I wouldn't. He also has a history of convincing stupid people with money to bankroll frivolous litigation. It wouldn't shock me in the slightest if his lolsuit against the mpd is being bankrolled by some retard who saw him on Morning Joe. If it isn't extremely obvious joking/hyperbole on its face even to people outside of here, it can be used against us.
The new admin really is boomia? I’m like your fawking son, so mod me nigga!
 
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