Has This Airbnb Been Posted?

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

Is this what we call a half hovel these days?

Why would anyone stay at the hovel when hotels like Double Tree or Homewood Suites charge less and have a continental breakfast included? Maybe I'm missing the charm of living in a ghetto.

Double Tree has warm fresh cookies too!

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

Double Tree has warm fresh cookies too!

Yes, but does it have afro Italian cuisine?

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

Yes, but does it have afro Italian cuisine?

No, because that sounds like an abomination. Ruining Guinea cuisine with more Guinea cuisine.

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

"Afro-Italian" would be an appropriate custom title for a Cumia-related username.

 

[Coonskin]

Fuck I tried. I don't think they're going to take it down.

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

Fuck I tried. I don't think they're going to take it down.

Ticket closed. Thank you, come again.

 

[Prison Enjoyer]

Fuck I tried. I don't think they're going to take it down.

You tried at least. It would be funny if Rick got out of this and put down AirBnB's concerns by admitting he's the one behind the swats and that he avoids doing any self-swatting when guests are present.

Not an impossibility given how mid-numbingly retarded 1.2 is.

 

[BudDickman]

They aren't going to give a shit unless an actual guest complains. The person filing the complaint would have to have been injured, in the legal sense, by Pat's carelessness.

 

[Coonskin]

They aren't going to give a shit unless an actual guest complains. The person filing the complaint would have to have been injured, in the legal sense, by Pat's carelessness.

alright someone go and sit in one of his rotten pallet chairs and complain about a new rash

 

[quasi101]

Afro Italian cuisine? What is that? Fried chicken Parmesan? I'm just spitballing folksch

Spaghetti and hot sauce?

 

[SFWA liaison]

Seems to me that AirBnB conducted a thorough investigation and determined that Patrick is a lying retard when he says the house was swatted 50 times.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

We should get in touch with Jashonda. Find out if there was a SWATTong when she was there. I’m sure Ben Crump will take her case pro bono.

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

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He's still accepting reservations. Can't believe he raised the price. 125 bucks a night is going to put him out of reach for most ghetto vacationers.

I'm pretty sure he's trying to get rid of the niggers

 

[Random username]

So who's gonna be the first brotherman to visit the hovel?

 

[BUBBLER]

So who's gonna be the first brotherman to visit the hovel?

I’m sure it has already happened and they’re just keeping the pic’s and bits under their hat for awhile to make it hard for Fatrick to pin down which guest it was.

 

[Udders]

So who's gonna be the first brotherman to visit the hovel?

I hope it's the guy who went to Munich and recreated Pat and Dumbos honeymoon.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Been a while since Pat got a new review. Is he actively discouraging them now?

 

[Caverlock]

I must confess a cow-tipping fantasy I had: I enacted Operation Sissyfuss, in which I kept renting out the half hovel and leaving moderately heavy rocks behind so he had to hire piano movers to move them like he fatly did with the treadmill.

 

[chewtoyrapist]

I must confess a cow-tipping fantasy I had: I enacted Operation Sissyfuss, in which I kept renting out the half hovel and leaving moderately heavy rocks behind so he had to hire piano movers to move them like he fatly did with the treadmill.

He'd just wind up with a shitload of rocks. If you left an awkwardly shaped 150lb stone in his carport space it'd be weeks before it was moved.

 

[Caverlock]

He'd just wind up with a shitload of rocks. If you left an awkwardly shaped 150lb stone in his carport space it'd be weeks before it was moved.

He could mortar them together and have a real firepit instead of a circle of loose pavers lying on pavers, but that doesn't really fit with his "when life hands you lemons squeeze them into your own eyes and sue 60 people" credo, I guess.