Has This Airbnb Been Posted?

[AliceWorquer]

Anyone saying these are all legitimate reviews is fucking retarded. There's endless long reviews that mention Rick by name and how awesome he is. Even if you think there's any chance in the world all these people would have positive things to say about him, why would they all talk about the landlord so much and mention him by name?

To be fair that's what you do on Airbnb. You leave great glowing reviews sucking off your hosts so you look like a good customer. I've had some eye rollingly long reviews from owners talking about how wonderful we were as guests when all we really did was show up and not burn the place to the ground, and it kind of forces you to leave equally glowing feedback too. Hosts can fuck up your rating easier than you can fuck up theirs. I think fake airbnb reviews are pretty hard to pull off because they have to coincide with actual bookings on their system.
Although patrick is a big fatliar who pumps up everything so who knows.

 

[Dog Eater]

To be fair that's what you do on Airbnb. You leave great glowing reviews sucking off your hosts so you look like a good customer. I've had some eye rollingly long reviews from owners talking about how wonderful we were as guests when all we really did was show up and not burn the place to the ground, and it kind of forces you to leave equally glowing feedback too. Hosts can fuck up your rating easier than you can fuck up theirs. I think fake airbnb reviews are pretty hard to pull off because they have to coincide with actual bookings on their system.
Although patrick is a big fatliar who pumps up everything so who knows.

Reminds me of ebay before the chinks took over: AAAAAAA++ WOULD BUY AGAIN!

 

[SFWA liaison]

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[Harry Powell]

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How much more can you lose Patrick?

 

[TorqueWheeler]

No checkmark
No guest favorite

How much more can you lose Patrick?

Is it even worth doing it if you don't have a special boy badge?

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

How much more can you lose Patrick?

His freedom, for SWATTing himself.

 

[MonsterSteve]

No more special boy badge

 

[Meade Skelton]

b.reakfast left a bad taste in someone's mouth

b.reakfast's daddy left a bad taste on niki down south

 

[BoomerSperg]

According to redditors, Airbnb isn't sending their best.

Apparently it's hard to identify the listing even using their exact URL. I'm told this e-mail was replied to with three different links to Patrick's listing. I'm so sorry, Pat.

 

[Toothless Enthusiast]

According to redditors, Airbnb isn't sending their best.

Apparently it's hard to identify the listing even using their exact URL. I'm told this e-mail was replied to with three different links to Patrick's listing. I'm so sorry, Pat.
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Sergio, do the MINIMUM of your job!

 

[PorqueDealer]

 

[iBangedQuasi]

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[Rudderman]

That picture makes him look like a lunatic. The people who stay at the half-hovel are retarded, because their "this guy is gonna wear your skin like a suit" instinct is utterly lacking.

 

[T. Booth Willy]

He's still accepting reservations. Can't believe he raised the price. 125 bucks a night is going to put him out of reach for most ghetto vacationers.

 

[CompoundBasement]

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Why does it matter if the guests are "communicative"? Leave them the fuck alone and stop trying to horn in on their business, loser. Go hang out with your bartender "friends", unemployed barfly.

 

[Jack FN]

Why does it matter if the guests are "communicative"? Leave them the fuck alone and stop trying to horn in on their business, loser. Go hang out with your bartender "friends", unemployed barfly.

My guess is he figured out how to monetize his swinger or "into things" stuff. Why else would you stay in the ghetto unless someone promises to clean up after you?

 

[swole_edging_llc]

I'm in Milwaukee from time to time. I might lease the half hovel in the next 6 months

 

[BertCooper]

According to redditors, Airbnb isn't sending their best.

Apparently it's hard to identify the listing even using their exact URL. I'm told this e-mail was replied to with three different links to Patrick's listing. I'm so sorry, Pat.
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I recently had to report an AirBnb for unrelated reasons and also had “Sergio M” - AI drivel to make you go away

 

[SensibleKeks]

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He's still accepting reservations. Can't believe he raised the price. 125 bucks a night is going to put him out of reach for most ghetto vacationers.

Is this what we call a half hovel these days?

Why would anyone stay at the hovel when hotels like Double Tree or Homewood Suites charge less and have a continental breakfast included? Maybe I'm missing the charm of living in a ghetto.

 

[PorqueDealer]

Is this what we call a half hovel these days?

Why would anyone stay at the hovel when hotels like Double Tree or Homewood Suites charge less and have a continental breakfast included? Maybe I'm missing the charm of living in a ghetto.

You can let your pets puke and shit everywhere, and Pat has to clean it up like a good Janny.
These big chains can't compete with a personal service like that