Who from the show had a sadder end than Danny?

[LingerLonger]

Patrice laying in a bed after losing his ability to walk then move and then blink before dying is probably the worst death possible

That's what he gets for laughing at the "3rd Annual Blink-Off" joke.

 

[CuntFucker .]

If only it could've somehow been avoided.

BTW Patrice is a genius. Smartest man to ever live.

Is there anyone from the radio days whom you don't despise? (Not even a criticism)

 

[BenDovid]

If only it was you.

I'm not a 350 pound diabetic orange juice connoisseur.

his wife would have been pretty old if she was giving birth in 2020

Starting to look like Crypt Keeping Carol. I notice she's using her maiden name, too. Ohhh, Erock.

 

[Roslyn Heights Biter]

It's his annoying gimmick/bit account. He LARPs as some faggot barely-heard-of Genesis singer that lives in Poland. I can't tell if he's mentally ill, retarded, or both.

He has some good posts which is why I haven't put him on Ignore, so I've learned to just skim past his buffoonery.

 

[Sue Lightning]

Is that what you think being an adult is? Marrying and having kids?

…YES?

 

[BenDovid]

with a baby

I didn't believe this. But...then I found this:

That is 100% Erik's down syndrome eyes.

Erik - We all know you're gonna see this. Tell your idiot wife to take this shit off socials.

 

[Sue Lightning]

I didn't believe this. But...then I found this:

That is 100% Erik's down syndrome eyes.

Well (if thats Eriks ex wife) it’s known they had a kid for sometime. What I was referring to was ANOTHER kid Erock had with a younger girl he cheated on this broad with. But its a rumor.

 

[BenDovid]

Well (if thats Eriks ex wife) it’s known they had a kid for sometime. What I was referring to was ANOTHER kid Erock had with a younger girl he cheated on this broad with. But its a rumor.

Hold on, hold on, hold on.

What's the source on A, divorce, B, cheating, and C, a bastard child?

And what the fuck you mean IF, like I wouldn't know, again with this fucking phony historian.

 

[Sue Lightning]

And I don’t want to nitpick but I wasn’t saying “Opie has a family” as evidence of him being an adult…thats not what we were talking about. The conversation was “Who had the happiest / saddest life after the show.” So ok, if we just compare the marital status of these three…

Auntie pays for a house thousands of miles away for his sugar baby to live and fuck other men in. Never fucks Nana and humiliates him.

Norton paid for a foreign male hooker to be his wife. Fucks Jim in the butt and humiliates him on social media.

The Opster has a wife (who, admittedly, is much younger and was a fan of the show) and two kids. The wife doesn’t appear on social media or humiliate Opie publically.

So thats my point. Of the three of these guys Opie had the “best ending” even though he managed to do the bare minimum which is have a normal family.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

Solid effort. One of the higher tier posters on this forum to be quite honest witcha. Wittier, for sure and that's not a joke.

You'd be one of the audience members at "Ass: The Movie".

I think we needed 30 seconds more of the lead up to that joke. Nice timestamp, stupid

 

[Sue Lightning]

Hold on, hold on, hold on.

What's the source on A, divorce, B, cheating, and C, a bastard child?

Like I said its a rumor. I can’t remember exactly where it started other than word of mouth. (But i’m going to run with it anyway because I hate Erik)

And what the fuck you mean IF, like I wouldn't know, again with this fucking phony historian.

Wtf? By “IF” i meant I don’t know. Why would I know what Eriks wife looks like? So if you say thats her, yeah, thats her. You would know more than me on that.

 

[Mick_Mickerson]

It's kinda hard to speculate when nobody actually knows what I do. Like, I get the bit and everything but do you really think I've been tending bars for the last 8 years?

That said, we can definitely take a look at some other characters.

Opie - Streams to a couple dozen people in the morning.
Anthony - Streams to a couple dozen people late at night.
Jim - Married 1983 James Hetfield, co-hosts with an old intern.
Travis - Works for Sam, married Jim's sloppy seconds. Been at SXM almost 20 years, prob makes 80K.
Erock - With everything this tubby gossip knows about Anthony, accepts a CM job, despite his "vast radio contacts."

Sorry, what was the question?

Obviously you spent your evenings with AntH, but did you ever pick Opie's brain about the business during working hours or seek his mentorship?

Seems like he would have been receptive if the staff approached him, but I don't know

 

[Sue Lightning]

@Dennyislife comment?

 

[BenDovid]

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@Dennyislife comment?

For real, who the fuck is DennyIsLife to know shit.

I'll believe they're divorced since she's using her maiden name, not even hyphenated, but you can't just say shit like "Erock knocked up some slob" without a bit more solid proof. I want to believe more than Agent Moulder, but I need more.

 

[UnPRePared]

It's his annoying gimmick/bit account. He LARPs as some faggot barely-heard-of Genesis singer that lives in Poland. I can't tell if he's mentally ill, retarded, or both.

He has some good posts which is why I haven't put him on Ignore, so I've learned to just skim past his buffoonery.

... Thank you?

 

[Dennyislife]

For real, who the fuck is DennyIsLife to know shit.

I'll believe they're divorced since she's using her maiden name, not even hyphenated, but you can't just say shit like "Erock knocked up some slob" without a bit more solid proof. I want to believe more than Agent Moulder, but I need more.

I'm the one saying nobody knows Mister hanging onto the last dregs of his Unremarkable radio infamy

 

[BenDovid]

Is there anyone from the radio days whom you don't despise? (Not even a criticism)

I don't hate Than, Derek, or even Sam. I think Sam's a bit of a scumbag but I don't hate. Are there people I should be enjoying more? Opie? Anthony? Who should I be head over heels for 20 years later? Burr, Kelly & DeRosa all put me on the pay no mind list once I couldn't help their careers anymore. While I love Patrice, I would very much have preferred if that black asshole didn't want me to visit that movie website that day. Could have eliminated 33% of the shit I get around here. You know who I don't despise not for one fucking millisecond? Fezzy. RIP Big Cat.

I'm the one saying nobody knows Mister hanging onto the last dregs of his Unremarkable radio infamy

Bro enough. I just want to know if Erik has a bastard kid. You don't have to try and smash me every time you see me post. It's actually possible to just reply like a person, or ignore it altogether. Stop being a phony bitch.

Are we saying here that this entire "Erik has a bastard child" rumor is based on ONE post by this fucking idiot? SMH. No wonder you idiots believe the shit you do.

 

[Single Action Army]

but do you really think I've been tending bars for the last 8 years?

At best. If you were doing anything less pathetic you would have undoubtedly bragged about it 10,000 times by now. All you ever do is share OnA crumbs for attention, and you threw away your easy screenshot job at a huge game company just for reddit upvotes.

Frankly I think an uncharismatic, ugly, alcoholic, contentious little bitchboy wouldn't last more than a week as a bartender.

"Gin and tonic, please. Man, my wife's really been riding my ass lately."
"I EASILY WOULD HAVE WON; THE CONTROLLER JUST WASN'T PLUGGED IN RIGHT."
"Huh?"

 

[Dennyislife]

Bro enough. I just want to know if Erik has a bastard kid. You don't have to try and smash me every time you see me post. It's actually possible to just reply like a person, or ignore it altogether. Stop being a phony bitch.

Are we saying here that this entire "Erik has a bastard child" rumor is based on ONE post by this fucking idiot? SMH. No wonder you idiots believe the shit you do.

I think have replied to two ( now three) of your posts ever. Your on air efforts I have hardly heard or remember.

"Bro enough"

 

[BenDovid]

threw away your easy screenshot job at a huge game company just for reddit upvotes.

Boy you're one that's as dumb as they come aren't ya. You think I did a Reddit AMA and said RDR2, WHILE I STILL WORKED THERE? Boy you're a fuckin' maroon. If it's so easy, get a job there doing it. GTA6 gonna be around for the next 12 years.

wouldn't last more than a week as a bartender.

Geez, good thing I don't tend bar, eh?