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Robinson et al v. City of Milwaukee et al

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TorquieTwoBeers

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Nikki... I hear farting in there...
I only ran around the block - cmon!

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The funny part of this for me, aside from the fact that practically everyone who runs shirtless is either a massive douche bag or Matthew McConaughey, is the wired earbuds. He has an autistic dislike of Bluetooth earbuds so he's running (maybe not) around with those stupid wires dangling around, just waiting to get wrapped up in his hands/arms as he's pumping them. I wonder how many times he's accidentally yanked them out of his ears while blasting his gay Get Angry Stay Angry butt rock playlist.
 

iBangedQuasi

Universally Hated
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The funny part of this for me, aside from the fact that practically everyone who runs shirtless is either a massive douche bag or Matthew McConaughey, is the wired earbuds. He has an autistic dislike of Bluetooth earbuds so he's running (maybe not) around with those stupid wires dangling around, just waiting to get wrapped up in his hands/arms as he's pumping them. I wonder how many times he's accidentally yanked them out of his ears while blasting his gay Get Angry Stay Angry butt rock playlist.
He also wears wired ones while at the bar. A true autistic
 

WifeStoreWill

The WifeStore called, they’re running out of gooks
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The funny part of this for me, aside from the fact that practically everyone who runs shirtless is either a massive douche bag or Matthew McConaughey, is the wired earbuds. He has an autistic dislike of Bluetooth earbuds so he's running (maybe not) around with those stupid wires dangling around, just waiting to get wrapped up in his hands/arms as he's pumping them. I wonder how many times he's accidentally yanked them out of his ears while blasting his gay Get Angry Stay Angry butt rock playlist.
He dislikes things he can’t afford.
 

wbgreen

May St. Mel bless you
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Since they aren't noise cancelling, they don't even work well. He's getting all the bar conversations and clicking glass over the latest Foo Fighters album.

I would consider that noise a blessing if I had to listen to a Foo Fighters album, but since they were good when he was a teenager, Pat believes they are still worth listening to.
 

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

Stand Alone Fruit
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Since they aren't noise cancelling, they don't even work well. He's getting all the bar conversations and clicking glass over the latest Foo Fighters album.

I would consider that noise a blessing if I had to listen to a Foo Fighters album, but since they were good when he was a teenager, Pat believes they are still worth listening to.
I remember he complained the foo fighters didn’t play MORE new songs from their current album at the time that even die hard fans didn’t care about. He can’t even properly attended a concert without fucking it up.
 
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