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Mountain Dew in my hand, Butterknife in my butt, I used to work for Microsoft!Bill Gates jammed a butter knife in Shane Nokes' anus in 1995
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Mountain Dew in my hand, Butterknife in my butt, I used to work for Microsoft!Bill Gates jammed a butter knife in Shane Nokes' anus in 1995
This can't be real.
Pat is a fat idiot, I don’t doubt it’s truth.This can't be real.
Surely this can't be true. Surely SFWA wouldn't be this stupid. There is nothing to gain by funding anything for Patrick, let alone paying to sue Leslie. He could spin his other issues as something that effects SFWA when goodreads reviews were at stake but there's nothing in this for them except the potential to lose more money and look stupid. This has to be bullshit.
What a fucking idiot. I guess that confirms SWFA ghosted him resulting in Niki/Lynne having to pay Quasi lol
That or he was drunk which is a good possibility. Piggy had a bad day yesterday thanks to Lovely Leslie doing the right thing. Piggy went on a media tour crying he’s under attack and how bomb threats follow him around so he shouldn’t be shocked that these cons are concerned for their safety is he is a guest. If you were booking a music artist / group that recently complained on national tv that bomb threats follow them to their shows wouldn’t a venue think twice about booking them? Piggy dug his own grave.Surely this can't be true. Surely SFWA wouldn't be this stupid. There is nothing to gain by funding anything for Patrick, let alone paying to sue Leslie. He could spin his other issues as something that effects SFWA when goodreads reviews were at stake but there's nothing in this for them except the potential to lose more money and look stupid. This has to be bullshit.
Don't talk about Leslie that way.For Rick to finally be brought down by none other than a mentally unstable cat-lady on Twitter... You couldn't make this up.
Chef's Kiss.
Rick Thomas said it so of course it’s bullshitSurely this can't be true. Surely SFWA wouldn't be this stupid. There is nothing to gain by funding anything for Patrick, let alone paying to sue Leslie. He could spin his other issues as something that effects SFWA when goodreads reviews were at stake but there's nothing in this for them except the potential to lose more money and look stupid. This has to be bullshit.
Who's he going to get the money from, President Ekpeki?
The balls on this pig.This can't be real.
Pat talking out of his ass???Surely this can't be true. Surely SFWA wouldn't be this stupid. There is nothing to gain by funding anything for Patrick, let alone paying to sue Leslie. He could spin his other issues as something that effects SFWA when goodreads reviews were at stake but there's nothing in this for them except the potential to lose more money and look stupid. This has to be bullshit.
JDA, EVS, Bounding into Comics and all the like need to be notified of this recent claim.
Pat’s justupsetthataroused by someoneisbanging Niki when he’s not home
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