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Anthony Cumia is in NYU langone hospital
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Colin Quinn won't attend the funeral, but he will send a nice letter saying he approved of it.
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Did you mean Finland? Did you mean Fine?
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Honey, you’re gonna need to help me out here. FN isn’t a word.
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Honey, you’re gonna need to help me out here. FN isn’t a word.
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Holy shit, just when I'm about to tap from the O&A universe, they go and bring me back in by dragging Anthony close to death. Praying for his wife, Susan, and his woebegone older brother, Joseph. I hope someone is able to care of Beavis.
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Ol Pissy Eyes fluttering off to the big Borgata in the sky after sprouting his lil angel wings.
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@Coonskin would have recorded the hospital call, jus sayin'
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Hm good question. Big Jay maybe?
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fo real, that pedophile be fucked up
god be with him tho no bs
god be with him tho no bs
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He looks just like Mr. Roper when he'd imply that Jack Tripper was a homo.
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"Mr. Cumia, your brother Anthony is in no condition to tweet. He's on life support right now, and I can't see how..."
"DAMMIT MAN! THERE'S NO TIME! Here Ant, use my USA In Distress account!"
(Flatline sound)
"Ant? Ant??? NOOOOOOO!"
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I have stated many times for the record that I don't want Auntie to die. I wish that I could tell you that Auntie has it in him to turn this thing around. And keep his chin up. But he has a Broken Cumia Spirit. He is a shell of an elderly man, who has been drinking in the early afternoon every single day of his life for going on a decade. He is furious at the world for accepting niggery, Furious at Opie for moving on when AUNTIE got himself Fired.
I want Auntie to clean it up, but that's not in the Cumia playbook unfortunately. And as Opie himself has stated many times. You're not gonna get your Hollywood ending here. I've said this verbatim... Auntie drops dead, and the only thing people will say is "What a shame he did to himself at the end." IF anyone BUT Opie even says anything at all... Or remembers him at all without the Name OPIE in front of his.
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Screenshot of the exact moment Anthony Cumia suffered his episode.
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"Derrrrahhhh, phruckin' figgers!"
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Imagine if Opie showing up at Nana's funeral completely upstages the event itself.
"Hey, Opie is here."
"Wow, it's Opie!"
"I can't believe Opie came."
"That Opie is a real class act, what a true friend."
"Hey, Ope!"
"Yeah, Opie was there!"
"No one could believe it when Opie showed up."
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I hope Anthony survives but all of his follicles spontaneously fall out and he doesn't have enough funds to get another botch job done.
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I love that people have been saying the Good Times theme and Moesha playing while he fades, because we all know Stupid likely wrote in his will to have the TV blaring while he's in a coma. Seinfeld reruns have to end sometime, asshole.