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Anthony Cumia is in NYU langone hospital

Prince Bvstin

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The final chef's kiss to his passing would be if he decides on his deathbed to leave everything to Missy, Jow gets nada, then Missy shacks up with a young black guy, blows whatever money was left to her in trying and failing to launch his rap career, possibly while getting slapped about a bit. His ghost gets to watch all this happen and once the final remnants of his legacy have been liquidated into studio time for a gangsta rap album nobody will ever hear, then and only then can his ghost can pass into the afterlife.

Presumably some kind of hell.
 

Sue Lightning

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The final chef's kiss to his passing would be if he decides on his deathbed to leave everything to Missy, Jow gets nada, then Missy shacks up with a young black guy, blows whatever money was left to her in trying and failing to launch his rap career, possibly while getting slapped about a bit. His ghost gets to watch all this happen and once the final remnants of his legacy have been liquidated into studio time for a gangsta rap album nobody will ever hear, then and only then can his ghost can pass into the afterlife.

Presumably some kind of hell.
No the final chefs kiss would be said nigger using Ants money to become a successful rap star you see everywhere. Anthony would have a second stroke in hell if you told him he directly made a black person more famous than him.
 

Sue Lightning

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Joe will 100% be cap in hand begging for “ant benefit shows” where he performs.
Jim will 100% go on a rant about Sirius refusing to pay tribute to Ant and not allowing them to broadcast his best clips on O&A. It will be a giant lie Jim never even tried to do but believes he has to say to look like a good friend.
 

HH Brother

I wanna fuck you up the ass, funster.
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Jim will 100% go on a rant about Sirius refusing to pay tribute to Ant and not allowing them to broadcast his best clips on O&A. It will be a giant lie Jim never even tried to do but believes he has to say to look like a good friend.
It's astonishing how "worm" completely encapsulates what a disingenuous cocksucking faggot he is, Suester. Everyone is just a rung on the ladder to more money to him.
 

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Chive Turkey

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I'll actually be bummed out if he dies from a heart attack or a stroke vegetablizes him. He hasn't earned death yet. I was banking on the slow decline into insolvency and Di-dom and the events from the past few weeks seemed to point to that process accelerating and possibly reaching critical mass, ushering in a new age of Nanaposting.

Just when we thought we were back in the Cumia business, THEY PULL US BACK OUT.
 
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