Anthony Cumia is in NYU langone hospital

[guest]

WHERE THE FUCK IS MY PULSE


FUCK!!

 

[Ants Hard Drive of Horror]

He just has to make it off of life support before Whip it Out Wednesday.

 

[Chive Turkey]

Because i’m retarded

Imagine spelling out a common name you've been typing for years and getting it fucking wrong.

You sure you shouldn't be in the bed next to his getting checked out for a stroke too?

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

 

[Chive Turkey]

Sir.. SIR. I'm going to have ask you to go back to the waiting room. Friends and next of kin are allowed to visit but we don't allow pets.

"Y-ye yeah but dis is Mr. Mulloonigans awwlroight. He's part of de family. He's a schnnnoodel."

 

[BootyJuice]

So so so do you guys think this will be the thing that finally gets Joe to start posting from whatever dead account he registered here years back.

Also, @BenDovid will you attend the attend the funeral or at least visit the hospital?

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

Because i’m retarded

That wasn't a bit?

 

[Chive Turkey]

So so so do you guys think this will be the thing that finally gets Joe to start posting from whatever dead account he registered here years back.

It would definitely be peak Joe to log in here and start dunking on the redditards about how rich he just got from his younger brother's death.

BEQUEATH'D

 

[Sue Lightning]

It would definitely be peak Joe to log in here and start dunking on the redditards about how rich he just got from his younger brother's death.

BEQUEATH'D

INHERITANCE: COMPD

 

[guest]

I just went on a Nana reporting spree on X, hopefully get that shut down at this magic moment.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

 

[victor_sanchez]

Just spoke to Gino. He says its a "paul walker/ryan dunn type scenario." Family still isn't there, only a handful compound staff and bobo. Will report back when I get more info.

Lol

 

[Zeroman]

Just spoke to Gino. He says its a "paul walker/ryan dunn type scenario." Family still isn't there, only a handful compound staff and bobo.

Over/under on the ol’ bag, Jennifer showing up?

 

[guest]

Just spoke to Gino. He says its a "paul walker/ryan dunn type scenario." Family still isn't there, only a handful compound staff and bobo. Will report back when I get more info.

Nana's still driving?

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

 

[Phish]

 

[Sue Lightning]

Just spoke to Gino.

You mean Geno? We’re really fawwkin up the names tonight…

He says its a "paul walker/ryan dunn type scenario."

Hopefully with the same outcome

Family still isn't there,

And they’ll never be.

only a handful compound staff and bobo.

HAHAHA HOLEEE SHIT @Torque & Rooster KILLING it for us tonight…sniff

 

[DominusOdium]

So are we just going to be the OForums then?

 

[Chive Turkey]

Just spoke to Gino. He says its a "paul walker/ryan dunn type scenario."

Holy shit. He really did get into an accident driving back from the airport, hence the shitty Brooklyn hospital. Never doubt the Mullenster and his predictions.

How fucking ironic would it be if Ant got killed by a car crash of all things.

Family still isn't there, only a handful compound staff and bobo. Will report back when I get more info.

I'm starting to think that I might be the one who's in a fawkin coma because this shit is getting way too bizarre and dreamlike.

 

[captain_kamala]

I'll go to NY just to piss on his grave ⚰