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This needs a new thread he lurks here and hates the stlaker spelling bit.

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I've actually been arrested from real fights.
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Where we at with the where we at?
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Dude I was an athlete in HS, played college football at d3 school, while holding a job for 2 years, my father played football at Auburn, I boxed for 15 years, even in MKE in 94. I don't play with toys, I never watched a superhero movie, I've actually been arrested from real fights. Don't flatter Pat no matter what you think of me.
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I honestly only included that because my father playing D1 football, is not rodeo clown good lol. He also was in Vietnam and was a crippled eagle in the 70s, my racial views may have come from him lol. He spent 5 years or so in the army then went to Auburn and walked on played some downs in 3 straight years. Played both sides of the ball in separate seasons, I forget how, as in what years he played defense thsen offense in the following years. He also played some special teams, not a starter, but still pretty cool. He was a shitty father though following this stuff with kids, he went to Auburn after my mother left him. Came back did do cool thongs with us but then took off to Rhodesia. He ended up getting killed before 40. I was 14 I didn't much care lol. It was wordy, but if I have some memories and still didn't care he was killed what will Fatty's kid feel lol.

Edit, I shouldn't use a phone to post I'm literally a disaster on them, I should be tortured to death.
 
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I don’t think anyone is turning on @covidcumia . We make fun of him, rightfully, for several things but that doesn’t mean we don’t appreciate and enjoy these exchanges. No one should be here if you can’t take a ribbing.
I still have doubts that these phone calls aren't a work, just because they're so good, but I'd still respect cc for his dedication in bringing the loffs and taking his lumps even if they were.
 

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I honestly only included that because my father playing D1 football, is not rodeo clown good lol. He also was in Vietnam and was a crippled eagle in the 70s, my racial views may have come from him lol. He spent 5 years or so in the army then went to Auburn and walked on played some downs in 3 straight years. Played both sides of the ball in separate seasons, I forget how, as in what years he played defense thsen offense in the following years. He also played some special teams, not a starter, but still pretty cool. He was a shitty father though following this stuff with kids, he went to Auburn after my mother left him. Came back did do cool thongs with us but then took off to Rhodesia. He ended up getting killed before 40. I was 14 I didn't much care lol. It was wordy, but if I have some memories and still didn't care he was killed what will Fatty's kid feel lol.

Edit, I shouldn't use a phone to post I'm literally a disaster on them, I should be tortured to death.
@covidcumia He was a mercenary in Rhodesia?

Did the Rhodesian govt give your family any money or anything?
 
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@covidcumia He was a mercenary in Rhodesia?

Did the Rhodesian govt give your family any money or anything?
He was, he had pictures, he also went to Seychelles in some coup. We had a terrible domestic situation before he was murdered, he had terrorized us in some horrible ways from say 81-84. In Seychelles he had gone there to scout, which was good for us as he was busy and gone. When it finally happened it fell apart super quick and he and like 20 other guys were able to not go. After that he came home (he wasn't overseas, but was busy with that nonsense) and pretty soon he ratcheted up the terror on us. All I recall was the pictures from Rhodesia, we got nothing when he got killed, he had done shy and book, always had tons of money around his house was cleaned out and we got shit. My mother is now dead and I never really got all the timeline in order, suffice to say my father was unique and some of it could have been bullshit. He did play football at Auburn, he did do shy and book, was in Nam, had pictures in uniforms from Rhodesia, can't say how long that was for. The Seychelles thing might be total bullshit, but it fits lol.
 
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He retardly thinks he has a legal right to assault me, because somebody has harassed him, what if I just learned of him and thought it would be funny to say it? His detachment from reality and his sense of entitlement to exceptional responses is toddler like. He behaves like a better spoken 4 year old.
Seriously. He'd be in deep shit if he assaulted anyone. He there are dozens of tweets and Reddit posts where he challenges one of us to meet him irl and go toe to toe with him.
 
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Seriously. He'd be in deep shit if he assaulted anyone. He there are dozens of tweets and Reddit posts where he challenges one of us to meet him irl and go toe to toe with him.
Could our toes touch if his gut juts out 2 foot? Pat's every word is a lie lol.
 
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