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This needs a new thread he lurks here and hates the stlaker spelling bit.

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TheGhostOfAbeVigoda said:
Some day Pat is going to realize that you are the closest thing to a friend he's ever had. I bet if you stopped texting him forever, he'd be quietly heartbroken about it. Quietly is the key.
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Haha, they really are similar. @covidcumia is like alternate universe Pat if John never showed up and blew up his life.

If they actually did end up meeting at Hooligans I bet they have a nice heart to heart and end up hugging it out at the end.
 
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Haha, they really are similar. @covidcumia is like alternate universe Pat if John never showed up and blew up his life.

If they actually did end up meeting at Hooligans I bet they have a nice heart to heart and end up hugging it out at the end.
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That’s possible with a Cumia. Not possible with Pervert Pat. He’s an angry spiteful person. It’s why his life sucks.
 
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Slow_wakeboarder said:
I love his mega-projection about you being a loser with a ruinous who’s family hates him.

Pretty sure you’re employed, married, and have kids. What the fuck is he even talking about other than himself?
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It's better I have my pension and we have a bit of real estate and some decent investments. Not rich, but I'm not working full time at 51, I do, do contracts, it's fun going somewhere new 5-8 weeks at a time making a bunch and going home. Covid has resulted in only one assignment in the past year. From 2018-2020 I did 4 a year, so I worked about half a year. Honestly I miss working at my job and I'm sorry I pensioned out, I love time with the kids, but you get lazier not working full time. My wife has a good gig too, so we do OK, that's not to brag, as I'm sur some gys here are way better off, but fatso, could only wish to have what I have lol.
 
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It's better I have my pension and we have a bit of real estate and some decent investments. Not rich, but I'm not working full time at 51, I do, do contracts, it's fun going somewhere new 5-8 weeks at a time making a bunch and going home. Covid has resulted in only one assignment in the past year. From 2018-2020 I did 4 a year, so I worked about half a year. Honestly I miss working at my job and I'm sorry I pensioned out, I love time with the kids, but you get lazier not working full time. My wife has a good gig too, so we do OK, that's not to brag, as I'm sur some gys here are way better off, but fatso, could only wish to have what I have lol.
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he’ll be 51 in ten years and have NONE of that. You win in every way.


Side note - Man, I honestly think you and Joe Cumia could be BFF. You could leave 8 paragraph screeds about libtards on each other’s FB walls.
 
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Haha, they really are similar. @covidcumia is like alternate universe Pat if John never showed up and blew up his life.

If they actually did end up meeting at Hooligans I bet they have a nice heart to heart and end up hugging it out at the end.
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Dude I was an athlete in HS, played college football at d3 school, while holding a job for 2 years, my father played football at Auburn, I boxed for 15 years, even in MKE in 94. I don't play with toys, I never watched a superhero movie, I've actually been arrested from real fights. Don't flatter Pat no matter what you think of me.
 
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he’ll be 51 in ten years and have NONE of that. You win in every way.


Side note - Man, I honestly think you and Joe Cumia could be BFF. You could leave 8 paragraph screeds about libtards on each other’s FB walls.
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There's a story about that lol, I won't tell it. I may mock the Cumia's and Anthony really lost me with the tranny and actual ghoulish pursuit of tweens is sick, but at one point I liked Anthony and Joe may be a leech but god bless him for carving out his niche and having some self awareness. I still laugh at them, but I literally hate Pat, and unlike the count, he never gave me entertainment I laughed along with.
 
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Covidcumia has become Patsos nemesis. The Pest so gay his own Brothermen turned on him.

The Lolpig or the Windy Boomer: There can be only one.
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I don’t think anyone is turning on @covidcumia . We make fun of him, rightfully, for several things but that doesn’t mean we don’t appreciate and enjoy these exchanges. No one should be here if you can’t take a ribbing.
 
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Dude I was an athlete in HS, played college football at d3 school, while holding a job for 2 years, my father played football at Auburn, I boxed for 15 years, even in MKE in 94. I don't play with toys, I never watched a superhero movie, I've actually been arrested from real fights. Don't flatter Pat no matter what you think of me.
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I knew you were a man's man. You've earned this, CC.
 
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Judge in San Francisco is about to wipe his ass with Fattys LOLsuit and he’s calling us mentally ill for thinking we’re “winning”? What an unaware mentally deficient lying postulating sack of elephant shit Piggy is.
Newsflash porky, you’re also fucking fat. And the whole world agrees that you’re fat, go die fat about it stupid.
To get your real weight you’d have to step on a livestock scale and lay next to an International Harvester for comparison. Fat fuck mentally deficient pig.
 
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That’s possible with a Cumia. Not possible with Pervert Pat. He’s an angry spiteful person. It’s why his life sucks.
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Only because the cumias would immediately cower in fear and show deference at the first sign of confrontation

Pat seems like the type to huff and puff, because he's fat, and then pretend to get hit and fall down so he can sue
 
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Only because the cumias would immediately cower in fear and show deference at the first sign of confrontation

Pat seems like the type to huff and puff, because he's fat, and then pretend to get hit and fall down so he can sue
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He actually thinks the whole staff at Hooligans is ready to jump in and save him. Like if CC just walked up and whispered in his ear “hello child” and he sperged out they wouldn’t just call the cops and have him committed.
 
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He actually thinks the whole staff at Hooligans is ready to jump in and save him. Like if CC just walked up and whispered in his ear “hello child” and he sperged out they wouldn’t just call the cops and have him committed.
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One step further, they're "waiting" for us. Adults working a low wage bar job are just waiting for a potentially crazy stlaker to confront Pat, so they can hold him down after Pat renders him unconscious. They seek this action for a fat customer, envision Norm being confronted at cheers, while Fraiser, Cliff, Sam, and Woody jump on this lunatic who came to Boston from somewhere else to do this over a twitter beef. Highly plausible.
 
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One step further, they're "waiting" for us. Adults working a low wage bar job are just waiting for a potentially crazy atalker to confront Pat, so they can hold him down after Pat renders him unconscious. They seek this action for a fat customer, envision Norm being confronted at cheers, while Fraiser, Cliff, Sam, and Woody jump on this lunatic who came to Boston from somewhere else to do this over a twitter beef. Highly plausible.
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I wish I lived closer, I’d go to all these bars he frequents and talk to the staff about him with one of those camera glasses on and then send him a video of all of them laughing at him and saying how much he annoys them with his fucking laptop and obvious bullshit stories.

I can picture the eye rolls as soon as you mention his name.
 
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I wish I lived closer, I’d go to all these bars he frequents and talk to the staff about him with one of those camera glasses on and then send him a video of all of them laughing at him and saying how much he annoys them with his fucking laptop and obvious bullshit stories.

I can picture the eye rolls as soon as you mention his name.
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Oh yea, he's got a general problem reading the room, I can only imagine he thinks a barmaid smiling at him is a come on. The male bartenders probably get his bad assery on sports and ass kicking and fantasize about punching him with a mug.
 
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