This needs a new thread he lurks here and hates the stlaker spelling bit.

[Upton Baby Sinclair]

Dude I was an athlete in HS, played college football at d3 school, while holding a job for 2 years, my father played football at Auburn, I boxed for 15 years, even in MKE in 94. I don't play with toys, I never watched a superhero movie, I've actually been arrested from real fights. Don't flatter Pat no matter what you think of me.

Hell yeah, brother! You score 4 touchdowns in a single game for Polk?

 

[guest]

Hell yeah, brother! You score 4 touchdowns in a single game for Polk?

Afraid only fags carry the ball lol. In all seriousness, that stereotype is so off, most winners in HS stay winners and most losers stand Pat, see what I did there, lol.

 

[AwfulManTitTankTop]

God damn. You've got him texting YOU referencing bits we quote here regularly, despite never coming here. He's unraveling. We're just over two weeks away from the big hearing. You'd think he'd keep his fat fuckin' mouth shut. Can't wait.

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

Sit next to Patso. Introduce yourself as John Doe X.

Watch his fishmouth start sucking air like a catfish and wait for a cunty tweet.

That's all our hefty oinker will do.

 

[guest]

Sit next to Patso. Introduce yourself as John Doe X.

Watch his fishmouth start sucking air like a catfish and wait for a cunty tweet.

That's all our hefty oinker will do.

He retardly thinks he has a legal right to assault me, because somebody has harassed him, what if I just learned of him and thought it would be funny to say it? His detachment from reality and his sense of entitlement to exceptional responses is toddler like. He behaves like a better spoken 4 year old.

 

[CarolMaxheinie]

He behaves like a better spoken 4 year old.

That explains why Paul is his friend.

 

[Mitch Weaver]

That explains why Paul is his friend.

Don’t forget Dominic

 

[The Talking Dead]

That explains why Paul is his friend.

You'll be hearing from my lawyer shortly.

 

[HotDogJoe]

I don't mean to be dickish and insinuate you made this up but is this really the pig? It just really really doesn't read like his usual bullshit. I've never seem him using phrases like 'on the reg' and 'your life is a ruin' before. Also he's really specific with the insults here, which is very unusual for him. He usually just sticks to 'child/stlaker/little one' etc.

If it is him, then he's truly snapped.

 

[peckafacce]

Oh yea, he's got a general problem reading the room, I can only imagine he thinks a barmaid smiling at him is a come on. The male bartenders probably get his bad assery on sports and ass kicking and fantasize about punching him with a mug.

We've seen the way he interacts with woman on twitter. He 100% thinks women smiling at him means they are attracted to him.

 

[RobertMewler]

If it bothers you so much, you dim-witted barn animal, re-enable your FUCKING AUTO-CORRECT!!!!

As with literally every other one of your many, MANY problems in your life, it's your fault. No one held a gun to your head and made you hit the A key instead of the S key. Godammit!

Wait. Are you referring to the word s-t-a-l-k-e-r? Because our admin here made it so that every time you type it, the "s" gets changed to an "a". It's a goof in honor of that time long ago when Pig accidentally wrote atalker the first time.

 

[Easily_Remembered]

If you confronted Pat at Hooligans, I doubt that he would even look up. He would just stew quietly (quietly is the key) and stare daggers into his mug until you left, then tweet out an elaborate fantasy about how a "cyber-terrorist" attempted to assault him, but Hands of Stone Tomlinson quickly neutralized that to the thunderous applause of the other patrons.

Also, I bet that he only goes to Hooligans because he sees himself as a rough and tumble sports hooligan.

 

[TheDarkFezRises]

Wait. Are you referring to the word s-t-a-l-k-e-r? Because our admin here made it so that every time you type it, the "s" gets changed to an "a". It's a goof in honor of that time long ago when Pig accidentally wrote atalker the first time.

That's hilarious. Quasi doesn't even need to post to enrage the pig man. Now he's contacting his comedy duo partner covidcumia to rant about his atalker spelling mistake.

 

[Will Tate]

Because our admin here made it so that every time you type it, the "s" gets changed to an "a".

That part I didn't know, I was just talking about how Pat would always fat-thumb the A key on his faggot phone. Now I just feel silly.

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

my father played football at Auburn

War Eagle

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

That part I didn't know, I was just talking about how Pat would always fat-thumb the A key on his faggot phone. Now I just feel silly.

To make you feel less gay, in recent history he has "atalkered" a tweet

 

[AntSucks]

I don't mean to be dickish and insinuate you made this up but is this really the pig? It just really really doesn't read like his usual bullshit. I've never seem him using phrases like 'on the reg' and 'your life is a ruin' before. Also he's really specific with the insults here, which is very unusual for him. He usually just sticks to 'child/atalker/little one' etc.

If it is him, then he's truly snapped.

Be dickish. He's always been full of shit.

 

[guest]

Relax. I'm saying Pig thinks Covidcumia was ostracized from the forum like Bane getting kicked out of the League of Shadows. He was excommunicated by a gang of psychopaths.

The simple fact Pig thinks it's possible we would actually all agree on one thing at the same time is probably the funniest part.

Funny part is whether I was or not, means nothing between him and I and if he thought it did why wouldn't he try and "turn" me to an ally? I guess Pat never learned that Star Trek 3D chess shit lol.

War Eagle

We have a ton of Auburn stuff, some of it with the war eagle on it. The other night I let my son see the Bucket List Auburn episode with Brian Bosworth too. I'm surprised they haven't "canceled" war eagle, I think a confederate veteran started that back in the late 1800's.

I don't mean to be dickish and insinuate you made this up but is this really the pig? It just really really doesn't read like his usual bullshit. I've never seem him using phrases like 'on the reg' and 'your life is a ruin' before. Also he's really specific with the insults here, which is very unusual for him. He usually just sticks to 'child/atalker/little one' etc.

If it is him, then he's truly snapped.

What does reg mean? He sent other texts insisting he had blocked me, but was still able to message, can the Obamaphone do that? Anyhow, it is as usual all real, I take it he can only tell it's me when I cover some topics and came here and saw I posted it, which confirmed it was me for him.

 

[Brooke Shields]

Covid it's time for a newer, less disgusting avatar pic

 

[Will Tate]

The simple fact Pig thinks it's possible we would actually all agree on one thing at the same time is probably the funniest part.

Well, I think every single one of us can agree that Patrick S. Tomlinson is fat.