🎥The Patrick Tomlinson Iceberg

[guest]

Really enjoyed it, brotherman. There's so much more that could be covered if you do a part 2: prezzies, the Brotosaurus, Honeymoon at Auschwitz, them boys flying in the mud over his house, the Japanese Kamikaze pilot crying against his tender bosom at the Pearl Harbor Memorial...

 

[JamesJCrowe]

I feel honored to have my Penny Eater song in there. My only correction would be you said he doesn't seem to have any online presence besides showing up with Pat here or there, but I recall @captain_kamala discovering that he goes around doing a bunch of serious Yelp reviews of fast food restaurants. Kinda funny.

of fucking course he reviews restaurants, the fat fuck.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

of fucking course he reviews restaurants, the fat fuck.

He reviewed places like his local Wendy’s and Burger King.

 

[guest]

He reviewed places like his local Wendy’s and Burger King.

Anyone got a link? Florentine does an "Awful Yelp Reviews" segment where people review that kind of shit, so Penny Eater might get the Patso treatment. It usually focuses on people having high standards and expectations for garbage food.

 

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[Gay Faggot.]

Anyway, how long until Daddy Warbucks fucks up and we hate him?

Already starting to faaaawkin hate the guy tobehonestwitya. I don’t have time to watch hours of documentaries before da fawkin interview.

 

[FranksWirecutters]

Does pat like these summaries of his life? I assume he does.

 

[FatPatsBaps]

Really enjoyed it, brotherman. There's so much more that could be covered if you do a part 2: prezzies, the Brotosaurus, Honeymoon at Auschwitz, them boys flying in the mud over his house, the Japanese Kamikaze pilot crying against his tender bosom at the Pearl Harbor Memorial...

To add to this, maybe mention the Pat/Niki doppelgänger porn couple and the handjob video for shits and giggles. Also, Pat denying he used to drink Coors (or was it Miller?) Light despite the photographic evidence on Twitter.

@Daddy Warbucks

Could I also suggest covering Goodreads and the discovery of Automanic?

Great video as always.

 

[guest]

To add to this, maybe mention the Pat/Niki doppelgänger porn couple and the handjob video for shits and giggles. Also, Pat denying he used to drink Coors (or was it Miller?) Light despite the photographic evidence on Twitter.

@Daddy Warbucks

Could I also suggest covering Goodreads and the discovery of Automanic?

Great video as always.

It was Miller Lite. Pretty sure there's some fruity picture of him fulfilling his oral fixation to accompany this dumb caption.

Definitely more proof of him drinking it somewhere. I'm sure @Slackjawed Cow has the receipts.

 

[chewtoyrapist]

It was Miller Lite. Pretty sure there's some fruity picture of him fulfilling his oral fixation to accompany this dumb caption.View attachment 201456Definitely more proof of him drinking it somewhere. I'm sure @Slackjawed Cow has the receipts.

Oh wow, you drank a beer out of an abnormal apparatus. What a badass party animal. Even bert kreischer would be embarrassed by this faggot, probably got better grades in college too.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

It was Miller Lite. Pretty sure there's some fruity picture of him fulfilling his oral fixation to accompany this dumb caption.View attachment 201456Definitely more proof of him drinking it somewhere. I'm sure @Slackjawed Cow has the receipts.

There is a video clip of him drinking the flamingo on his instagram. the resolution is dogshit but its there.

 

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There is a video clip of him drinking the flamingo on his instagram. the resolution is dogshit but its there.

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[FatPatsBaps]

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There is a video clip of him drinking the flamingo on his instagram. the resolution is dogshit but its there.

That's it. I remember there was a Redditor text thread where Pat couldn't admit that he doesn't drink Miller Lite anymore. He would deny ever having drank a Miller Lite despite the evidence of tweets and pics the redditor was texting. It's another example of Pat's pettiness about being right all the time.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

That's it. I remember there was a Redditor text thread where Pat couldn't admit that he doesn't drink Miller Lite anymore. He would deny ever having drank a Miller Lite despite the evidence of tweets and pics the redditor was texting. It's another example of Pat's pettiness about being right all the time.

He is drinking one in this classic photo

 

[FatPatsBaps]

He is drinking one in this classic photo

Oh, so that's why he doesn't drink Miller Lite anymore.

 

[guyincognito2.0]

He reviewed places like his local Wendy’s and Burger King.

And of course the local savings and loan and credit union

 

[Kurt_Love]

Grest vid. Noting torque wheeler was found bc Rick fatly copy and pasted a torque wheeler tweet in a text reply to a stlaker was the only notable omission.

 

[guest]

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Even though it's embarrassing to review Wendy's and Chipotle, to his credit at least he gives most places 4 to 5 stars instead of whining about everything. Even gives 5 stars to churches. He seems like a jolly fat guy having a good time, unlike perpetually miserable Rick.