🎥The Patrick Tomlinson Iceberg

RobertMewler

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Dear Diary,

Today I got to kiss a dead 6 year old!
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Lamont & Tonelli

Brevity is... wit.
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He's entirely repulsive, but scrolling down to see these filthy no-color Chucks really makes my skin crawl. Sneaky shoes for quietly creeping through daycare centers and McDonald's Play Places. I know it's wrong to petition God to smite people, but surely Paul is an acceptable exception?
A Tiny Paul bit a'la the Tiny Elvis sketch from SNL would be pfg. Lil mug crawling around in girl's hampers and shizznit
It's funny because it's true.
 

The Talking Dead

I'm close to death! Hahahaha hooooooly shit!!
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god damn it just say you stitched up a bad gash (nikkis nickname) with a spare sewing kit. He's so bad at lying... FUCK!

That's the thing about Rick's lies though - I wouldn't even believe that version of it. I don't believe he sewed up anything or even that he worked as a lifeguard. His entire life is just lies and delusions, stlaker.
 
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