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Surprised Sunday night AM radio pays anywhere close to this tbh

RoTheHo69

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Being a Millennial like Sam, I can't help but be somewhat happy for his success.

He's stuck it to his two idiot, entitled, creepy Boomer bosses & mentors, taking their spot and making them look like fools, and it couldn't have happened to nicer guys. It's a moral, symbolic victory for 30-40 somethings getting held back or down, robbed, lied to or fucked over by elders who won't share--not just wealth, but knowledge & wisdom, power & influence, space & time--or otherwise move out of the fucking way.

And the best part is, I don't even have to love Sam as a person or think he's any good at his job (I don't, much) to feel that way.
 

TorquieTwoBeers

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My buddy, nobody said this but you. All I said was that if I was interested in being on the air, I would have book myself a bi-weekly Saturday night show.
Riiiight. You started a career in radio because you weren't interested in being on the air. And you didn't make it in radio because you chose not to. It had nothing to do with your lack of talent or humor and your extremely unlikeable personality. This makes complete sense. And you did your podcast just as a fun hang! Not because you were trying to launch a successful show. It ended on your terms with millions listening. Not because you failed, just like you fail at everything, including (most likely) bartending.
And let's be fair here, am I NOT a famous radio personality, right now? You DEFINATELY know who I am, don't you?
Soooo, Sam is a famous radio personality, then? Again: you are delusional. A handful of retards like me sort of remembering you from an old show doesn't give you any clout, especially since literally no one remembers you fondly. Most who remember you at all recall that you were a talentless, hateable, thin-skinned loser. Opie and Anthony themselves are barely "famous radio personalities". You sure aren't.

Also it's "definitely". "Definite" + "ly". High school shit, RETARD.
 

RoTheHo69

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#ROSS DYNASTY
 

BenDovid

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Most who remember you

Who's going to remember you? For anything? I'm not on some loser forum talking about you for twenty years. Who's talking about shit you did in 2005 still.

I wanted to work for O&A. That was my motivation to get into radio. I don't get where this lore comes from that it was always my dream to be an on-air talent. Hey, what's that forum I visit that that has a long manufactured lore about who you are as a person and what you're like in real life. Oh.

What's that now? F list still makes the list. What do you do, change oil in a pit somewhere in Oklahoma? Keep hatin'. You fucking STINK of jealousy.
 

Suetonius

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Who's going to remember you? For anything? I'm not on some loser forum talking about you for twenty years. Who's talking about shit you did in 2005 still.
You won’t be remembered. If you are it’ll be as “that crazy lul kike who never got over a guitar hero match” who spent his last days riled up over fans of a show you were on 20 years ago. No one from that show or any of your coworkers will mourn you or have a single nice thing to say about you when you’re gone. Steve C got tributes. Opie, Ant, and Jim will all get some faggot somewhere feeling sorry. Your death would be met with a collective shrug, even cheers.
I wanted to work for O&A. That was my motivation to get into radio. I don't get where this lore comes from that it was always my dream to be an on-air talent. Hey, what's that forum I visit that that has a long manufactured lore about who you are as a person and what you're like in real life. Oh.
Why’d you start Podcast House, dwarfster? Because you wanted an audience to hear you talk about Reddits trending topics. When you didn’t get that you shut it down. Your big hit was shitting on Ain’tfunny, and you foolishly thought you’d get an audience rambling about pop culture like a herb. You constantly butted your way into the show and tried to fit in like a needy faggot not knowing your place.
What's that now? F list still makes the list. What do you do, change oil in a pit somewhere in Oklahoma? Keep hatin'. You fucking STINK of jealousy.
Rat from Jew York City, hawking shitty paintings, raging at the world, pussyless. You brag about how you know the real world…rich college boy, pipelined to intern at a radio show, turned screenshot capturer, turned art dealer. Ashamed you ever bar-backed like an average schlub. Not a single callus on those tiny hands. Never actually worked a day in your life, just clicked buttons on a computer and think you’re hotshit. Yawn.
 

BenDovid

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How much of that "talent" was stolen from paltalk?

A line here and there, but this forum has convinced itself that the only funny people from the show were the listeners. This place is so 1984, that you believe the listeners couldn't get through one coherent phone call, but they were fucking Rain Man on PalTalk and Feedback right? So Urasia is both weak and strong at the same time? No way..

Did some of you plan to use 1984 tactics here or are you too dumb to see how you contradict yourselves post after post.

You won’t be remembered.

Sue, I have some bad news for you. I haven't worked there since 2012. It's 2025 now and you're addressing my directly on a message board daily, whose most popular threads are ones I'm involved in. From you rattling your little list there, sure seems like YOU remember me, dontcha. I agree, I don't think I should be remembered that well, yet here we are. You guys don't obsess like this over Travis, Roland, Steve etc, and you haven't, ever. Knowing that I touched so many of you fans so deeply means the world to be. Cutting the shit, I'm honored to be remembered like this all these years later. People who were in shitty movies from the 90s aren't talked about and remembered as much as I am for this goofy radio show which I wasn't even air-talent for. That's the real compliment here. I'm not even Opie or Anthony, yet you talk about me just as much. That's absolutely being remembered, friend.

Why’d you start Podcast House

Because I thought it would be an easy way to generate passive revenue. It ended up eating up all of my spare time for literally zero money. So I stopped. It is really cute how you guys make up little backstories for me to fill in the gaps you have. Not normal at all, but you guys really go the extra mile for Autism. Can one of you compile a compilation of all the lore about me? It would make a full novel.

Never actually worked a day in your life

Excuse me, aren't you an under 25 child who was handed a small business by their parents while concurrently living at home with them? How you type this shit out and post it knowing what we all know about you is wild. You guys had from 2004 through 2012 to get in my face on the street, call the show and trash me, wait for me outside Sirius, jump me at a live event, on and on. But you wait until you're safely on a message board to talk all your trash, and even then the trash is just recycled garbage that doesn't even make sense. There's literally pictures of Artie Lange pumping gas, but going with a decade old rumor about me being a barback overshoots that. Does that help show you how huge of losers you are?
 
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