Surprised Sunday night AM radio pays anywhere close to this tbh

[BenDovid]

pro OP

Longest running bit of all time.

 

[Not Child.]

Longest running bit of all time.

Thinking Anthony Cumia has been "funny" post 2016ish is also a long running bit.

 

[Suetonius]

He worked an air shift like every other Long Island jock before him. He got lucky to have met Anthony and brought him in. Anthony was always the talent that drove the show. Being talented and a kid toucher can coexist.

What talent? Shitty recycled impressions? Song parodies? Blowing a slide whistle? Repeating punchlines? What talent. No one else could do that besides Anthony. Your earlier point was correct - Opie and Anthony weren’t even the funniest people on the show. And if Anthonys entire “talent” and job was to be funny, and random guests regularly were funnier than him - What the fuck is his talent? What is his purpose? He stopped doing song parodies and impressions and at some point, even telling punchlines.

 

[Suetonius]

We hung with Anthony.

So if it was Opies pomposity that was the problem, why did no one hang out with Jim? Why just Anthony?

Oh right - Because Anthony is a child. He hung out with a bunch of 20 year old interns because he was a fucking loser who never grew out of being a teenager. You see that as being included in the cool kids club, hanging with the boss because he’s so hip and down to earth, rather than realizing you were only in that position because the boss you were hanging with was an immature fucking loser.

Interns don’t hang with their bosses. 50 year olds don’t go bar hopping with employees half their age. 50 year olds don’t suck their interns balls on air and unplug xboxes and defend them in arguments, even if they’re wrong, because you invite them over to your house: Something you only do because you’re a miserable stunted faggot who can’t get along with men his own age.

 

[Mick_Mickerson]

I've agreed Sam probably makes a similar amount.

Many months ago I marveled at the fact Sam likely makes about that much on the radio even though he has an unpleasant voice and is boring on the air, and you jumped down my throat and said any of the posters here thinking Sam breaks six figures are delusional, idiots, etc.

It's ok, though, I forgive you because it does take time for the mind to process the fact that Sam Fucking Roberts is a successful broadcaster, but....he is

 

[Suetonius]

Thinking Anthony Cumia has been "funny" post 2006ish is also a long running bit.

Fixed.

 

[Not Child.]

So if it was Opies pomposity that was the problem, why did no one hang out with Jim? Why just Anthony?

Oh right - Because Anthony is a child. He hung out with a bunch of 20 year old interns because he was a fucking loser who never grew out of being a teenager. You see that as being included in the cool kids club, hanging with the boss because he’s so hip and down to earth, rather than realizing you were only in that position because the boss you were hanging with was an immature fucking loser.

Interns don’t hang with their bosses. 50 year olds don’t go bar hopping with employees half their age. 50 year olds don’t suck their interns balls on air and unplug xboxes and defend them in arguments, even if they’re wrong, because you invite them over to your house: Something you only do because you’re a miserable stunted faggot who can’t get along with men his own age.

You're telling me someone 4 months older than Barack Obama, playing videogames while Barack was signing executive orders had arrested development? nyeyeyneyeh

 

[Mick_Mickerson]

What talent? Shitty recycled impressions? Song parodies? Blowing a slide whistle? Repeating punchlines? What talent. No one else could do that besides Anthony. Your earlier point was correct - Opie and Anthony weren’t even the funniest people on the show. And if Anthonys entire “talent” and job was to be funny, and random guests regularly were funnier than him - What the fuck is his talent? What is his purpose? He stopped doing song parodies and impressions and at some point, even telling punchlines.

The real talent of the show was the Opester for making the pivot to having the Cellar Comics on as regular guests. They were Jimmy's friends, but I'm sure Greggg "Opie" Hughes was the driver behind making them essentially a part of the show

*edit* That smart thinking on the part of Opie is also the only reason the "Opie and Anthony" brand has an relevancy today because people all over the world find out about the show mainly through Louis CK, Burr, Patrice appearances on YouTube. Boss Man Opie still carrying the show on his back even after all these years sniffffff

 

[Gay Faggot.]

You must be new I guess. I remember writing like a pages long reddit post and you all upvoted it. I talk about Anthony sexually assaulting a 14 year old girl. I talk about Anthony taking a minor over state lines for sex. Do you think these allegations are mild? Do you think the things I say about Opie are HARSHER than raping children?

So I dunno where you're getting this whole "you never say bad things about Anthony" shit from. You're a fucking lunatic.

Fucking Ribs. “10 years ago I didn’t do what you said 1 time!”. You also continually claim you did something but not once have proved it, and you refuse to prove it. You get indignant when it’s pointed out too. You are much harsher to Opie.

“Anthony this one time sort of raped a girl”

“Opie was such a fucking bore who did nothing on the show. He was worthless and a piece of shit. Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah”

That’s what you you do. The severity of your claims is not what I am talking about. It goes back to that “bitter” thing you got so bitter about a couple of weeks ago. Then didn’t respond when it was explained to you. Very Jewish.

 

[Long Island Clan]

Longest running bit of all time.

It's not a stupid bit. It's the fans speaking the truth.

 

[Mick_Mickerson]

It's not a stupid bit. It's the fans speaking the truth.

ME: THANK YOU!

 

[lowend73]

Hey Danny. Big fan. It’s weird how you bring up all of these little petty things about Opie (you’re not bitter though), but barely say anything bad about Anthony. Why will you write 3 paragraphs about how Opie was a jerk and one sentence about how Anthony is a pedophile? You know, Anthony Cumia? The pedophile friend you had who completely threw you under the bus after you had hidden his homosexuality and pedophilia for years?

They watched fag porn for the ‘’goof’’.

 

[BenDovid]

What talent? Shitty recycled impressions? Song parodies? Blowing a slide whistle? Repeating punchlines? What talent. No one else could do that besides Anthony. Your earlier point was correct - Opie and Anthony weren’t even the funniest people on the show. And if Anthonys entire “talent” and job was to be funny, and random guests regularly were funnier than him - What the fuck is his talent? What is his purpose? He stopped doing song parodies and impressions and at some point, even telling punchlines.

Hey bro, whatever your real name is. Just shut the fuck up. Your opinion is simply that. If you listen to O&A 1999 to 2007 and don't think Anthony is funny you're just lying to yourself. You're allowed to hate the guy now and acknowledge he was the draw of O&A for many, many years. You're literally a 22 year old child. Sit down while the adults are talking.

So if it was Opies pomposity that was the problem, why did no one hang out with Jim? Why just Anthony?

Anthony didn't "hang out" with Jim either. Jim would come to Anthony's house like twice a year. Jim wasn't the hang out type. I hung out with Jim once at his apartment for like 45 mins and it was super awkward and strange. You gotta stop pretending you were there, homie. Some of you forget that I lived all these days you still wax fantastic over. Not one of you knows more than me about behind the scenes relationships, so stop pretending like you do.

You also continually claim you did something but not once have proved it, and you refuse to prove it. You get indignant when it’s pointed out too.

What are you talking about? Going to the cops about Anthony's pedo shit? As I've stated dozens of times, I don't know what you think happens when you make a witness statement, but you don't get a receipt like a Whopper Jr. You just leave. So, as for "proof" I really don't feel like I need to prove anything to anybody. I know what was asked of me, and I know what I did. You can eat a can of shit for all I care. More than any of YOU did, so frig off, Lahey.

 

[RoTheHo69]

You gotta stop pretending you were there, homie.

I was there nigga dawgz

#ROSS DYNASTY

 

[RoTheHo69]

#ROSS DYNASTY

 

[Gay Faggot.]

Hey bro, whatever your real name is. Just shut the fuck up. Your opinion is simply that. If you listen to O&A 1999 to 2007 and don't think Anthony is funny you're just lying to yourself. You're allowed to hate the guy now and acknowledge he was the draw of O&A for many, many years. You're literally a 22 year old child. Sit down while the adults are talking.



Anthony didn't "hang out" with Jim either. Jim would come to Anthony's house like twice a year. Jim wasn't the hang out type. I hung out with Jim once at his apartment for like 45 mins and it was super awkward and strange. You gotta stop pretending you were there, homie. Some of you forget that I lived all these days you still wax fantastic over. Not one of you knows more than me about behind the scenes relationships, so stop pretending like you do.



What are you talking about? Going to the cops about Anthony's pedo shit? As I've stated dozens of times, I don't know what you think happens when you make a witness statement, but you don't get a receipt like a Whopper Jr. You just leave. So, as for "proof" I really don't feel like I need to prove anything to anybody. I know what was asked of me, and I know what I did. You can eat a can of shit for all I care. More than any of YOU did, so frig off, Lahey.

You could give a name. People have looked into your claim and there is absolutely nothing. You knew den, and you did nothing! Get it? I’m like your former lover Anthony making 30 year old references! I can tell you what you’re going to do and you still choose to do it and prove me right, indignantster.

Edit: Also, you really seem to hate @Suetonius who is a little fag boy twink. Yet you chickened out of fighting him. Like you chicken out and threaten legal action in all of your “tough guy” situations. Do you not like Sue because Anthony chose Sue Lightnings dick over yours, heebster?

 

[Sexual_Tyrannosaurus]

Penny Stocks

Alll you neeed is a pennyyy, to strike it RICH on WALLL STREET

 

[Long Island Clan]

Hey bro, whatever your real name is. Just shut the fuck up. Your opinion is simply that. If you listen to O&A 1999 to 2007 and don't think Anthony is funny you're just lying to yourself. You're allowed to hate the guy now and acknowledge he was the draw of O&A for many, many years. You're literally a 22 year old child. Sit down while the adults are talking.



Anthony didn't "hang out" with Jim either. Jim would come to Anthony's house like twice a year. Jim wasn't the hang out type. I hung out with Jim once at his apartment for like 45 mins and it was super awkward and strange. You gotta stop pretending you were there, homie. Some of you forget that I lived all these days you still wax fantastic over. Not one of you knows more than me about behind the scenes relationships, so stop pretending like you do.



What are you talking about? Going to the cops about Anthony's pedo shit? As I've stated dozens of times, I don't know what you think happens when you make a witness statement, but you don't get a receipt like a Whopper Jr. You just leave. So, as for "proof" I really don't feel like I need to prove anything to anybody. I know what was asked of me, and I know what I did. You can eat a can of shit for all I care. More than any of YOU did, so frig off, Lahey.

You hung out with an awkward worm and hated on OPSTAR. Stop hating on playas dan

 

[BenDovid]

You could give a name. People have looked into your claim and there is absolutely nothing.

Nobody looked into shit, or "they" would have found my story to be 100% true. If it's all a bit I do, what's the point of STILL going with it, like 12 years later. If it never happened, what would I lose by saying, "yeah you're right I lied." Nothing. But I don't do that. Because that's just what the fuck happened. Fuck you and fuck "people", my story has never changed and it never will.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

Nobody looked into shit, or "they" would have found my story to be 100% true. If it's all a bit I do, what's the point of STILL going with it, like 12 years later. If it never happened, what would I lose by saying, "yeah you're right I lied." Nothing. But I don't do that. Because that's just what the fuck happened. Fuck you and fuck "people", my story has never changed and it never will.

Why are you afraid of @Suetonius?