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Surprised Sunday night AM radio pays anywhere close to this tbh

Suetonius

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A line here and there, but this forum has convinced itself that the only funny people from the show were the listeners. This place is so 1984, that you believe the listeners couldn't get through one coherent phone call, but they were fucking Rain Man on PalTalk and Feedback right? So Urasia is both weak and strong at the same time? No way..

Did some of you plan to use 1984 tactics here or are you too dumb to see how you contradict yourselves post after post.



Sue, I have some bad news for you. I haven't worked there since 2012. It's 2025 now and you're addressing my directly on a message board daily, whose most popular threads are ones I'm involved in. From you rattling your little list there, sure seems like YOU remember me, dontcha. I agree, I don't think I should be remembered that well, yet here we are. You guys don't obsess like this over Travis, Roland, Steve etc, and you haven't, ever. Knowing that I touched so many of you fans so deeply means the world to be. Cutting the shit, I'm honored to be remembered like this all these years later. People who were in shitty movies from the 90s aren't talked about and remembered as much as I am for this goofy radio show which I wasn't even air-talent for. That's the real compliment here. I'm not even Opie or Anthony, yet you talk about me just as much. That's absolutely being remembered, friend.



Because I thought it would be an easy way to generate passive revenue. It ended up eating up all of my spare time for literally zero money. So I stopped. It is really sure how you guys make up little backstories for me to fill in the gaps you have. Not normal at all, but you guys really go the extra mile for Autism.



Excuse me, aren't you an under 25 child who was handed a small business by their parents while concurrently living at home with them? How you type this shit out and post it knowing what we all know about you is wild. You guys had from 2004 through 2012 to get in my face on the street, call the show and trash me, wait for me outside Sirius, jump me at a live event, on and on. But you wait until you're safely on a message board to talk all your trash.
Yawn. Here at 11am on a Monday typing nonsense to teenagers. I’m fulfilling a multi million dollar brand deal while my beautiful busty wife makes breakfast. You’re rubbing the dried up cum off your lips after another hungover night, looking at a negative bank account.
 

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Yawn. Here at 11am on a Monday typing nonsense to teenagers. I’m fulfilling a multi million dollar brand deal while my beautiful busty wife makes breakfast. You’re rubbing the dried up cum off your lips after another hungover night, looking at a negative bank account.

Be that it is may, you managed to read it and respond in under 6 minutes.

That's a cute story. In reality, your mother put some eggos in the toaster for you 15 mins ago while she went to go make your bed.
 

Not Child.

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@Suetonius is also a sodomite who yearns for phallic objects plugging his rear lol. Atleast other 20 somethings have 20-something interests. He's deranged, hell bound AND wasted his youth watching youtube clips of OnA from 2015 or so, so he can sass it up with Ben Dovid.

A true loser by every measure, his mum should have done the ole nobacon abortion, for eugenic purposes.
 

Suetonius

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Be that it is may, you managed to read it and respond in under 6 minutes.

That's a cute story. In reality, your mother put some eggos in the toaster for you 15 mins ago while she went to go make your bed.
Yawn…whats that? I just closed in on another multi million dollar property deal? Cha ching baby. Oh? And my SECOND wife (size 0 waist, H cup titties) wants to fuck my first wife in front of me while I watch? Don’t mind if I do!
 
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I mean, probably.

Who wouldn't be jealous of a guy making millions of dollars to show up and play Candy Crush on his phone or do a Sudoku while everyone else carries him over the finish line. When you're waking up at 3:30am busting your ass so three millionaires can stay rich while you take home relative peanuts, that's gonna breed some animosity.

I mean, probably.

Who wouldn't be jealous of a guy making millions of dollars to show up and play Candy Crush on his phone or do a Sudoku while everyone else carries him over the finish line. When you're waking up at 3:30am busting your ass so three millionaires can stay rich while you take home relative peanuts, that's gonna breed some animosity.
Danny, you even make Me ashamed to be Jewish
 

JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler

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Suetonius

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We know your life is truly empty that you can't live without us, kikester.
Bruh. Lmao. Fuckin’ herb. I only obsessively come here everyday to respond to comments because i’m so successful and above this. YOURE the ones obsessed, ‘kay G? My time at O&A was a blip. It meant nothing to me. Which is why I obsessively attack all my former coworkers and interact with fans of the show. I’m finna crash out bruh!
 

HH Brother

@AnthonyCumia hey, miss you!
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Bruh. Lmao. Fuckin’ herb. I only obsessively come here everyday to respond to comments because i’m so successful and above this. YOURE the ones obsessed, ‘kay G? My time at O&A was a blip. It meant nothing to me. Which is why I obsessively attack all my former coworkers and interact with fans of the show. I’m finna crash out bruh!
My favorite bit is when he thinks everyone looks like the fat retards that showed up to sit in the bleachers or virus shows, when yidster looks like this.

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He's a nose with piss teeth.
 

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No. This is one word I will not use, homie. Anyone who says "finna" is not only a herb, but has zero rizz.

It's just a website homie. I didn't have to walk down several long corridors and have to turn my key at the same time as 4 other people in order to post dumb shit here. You guys aren't exactly welcoming or warm so I'm continuously baffled when you get your feelings hurt because I wasn't nice enough to you. Can't have it both ways, Monica.
 

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No. This is one word I will not use, homie. Anyone who says "finna" is not only a herb, but has zero rizz.
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Bes’ step off, herb. I’m a high key youngin, G. I’ll crash out on yo fruity ass. How many bands you got? I sold mes a painting, one of a kind yo. Got 50 racks for it. TS not jokes. You talk sus bout my production we’ll get to cracking, no cap. But we knows yous a stan. Yeaaah all you G’s was lining up for me to sign yo drip back in 04…what happened? On god, you niggas is pussy. Wouldn’t say shit to my face except thank you like a buncha simps. But let me catch you in these streets talkin jank and it’s on sight - Bet nigga.

This is how 50 year old men talk, right?
 

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Bes’ step off, herb. I’m a high key youngin, G. I’ll crash out on yo fruity ass. How many bands you got? I sold mes a painting, one of a kind yo. Got 50 racks for it. TS not jokes. You talk sus bout my production we’ll get to cracking, no cap. But we knows yous a stan. Yeaaah all you G’s was lining up for me to sign yo drip back in 04…what happened? On god, you niggas is pussy. Wouldn’t say shit to my face except thank you like a buncha simps. But let me catch you in these streets talkin jank and it’s on sight - Bet nigga.

This is how 50 year old men talk, right?

A certain minorities ribs, my dude.

I'd prefer the "Butthead" hair I see now, gotta give me more in the back but keep the fade on the edges.

Edit - I missed the earring. lol. Shouldn't it be a star of David tho?
 

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A line here and there, but this forum has convinced itself that the only funny people from the show were the listeners.
It wasn't just "a line here and there." He credited lines "here and there" when it was a name he recognized, like Steve from Bayshore or Kevin from Connecticut, but it was pretty rare for him to shout out anyone else. Not entirely his fault because there were usually 500+ people in the chat, so it would have been hard to catch names, but Paltalk absolutely became a crutch for him. He was constantly staring at that laptop. It's not a coincidence that he stopped being so funny when he lost that crutch. I sat there pretty much every day from 2007/08ish on and witnessed it.

Also, I've never heard anyone claim the listeners were the only funny people from the show. I'd say most would agree it was the comedians and tards like Bobo, Lady Di, Intern David, etc. who were the funniest. You also deserve more credit than people on here would probably admit, especially when it comes to the producing a lot of the tard wrangling stuff with Bobo, Intern David, Patti, etc.

you believe the listeners couldn't get through one coherent phone call, but they were fucking Rain Man on PalTalk and Feedback right?
Why is that so hard to believe? It's much easier to be confident when typing something. Especially compared to calling in to O&A where you were likely to get smashed if what you wanted to say wasn't funny or if your delivery sucked.
 
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