Someone posts a threatening pic of Nana's backyard on twitter. Nana responds:

[Sue Lightning]

I bet Ant has been playing out scenarios of him getting his first black kill. He has been fantasizing about this chance since getting shook down for $0.50 in grade school. I bet he put a gun in every room and is wearing his tactical 5.11 gear like he is in a militia

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I hope Nana snipes a mailman in a nigger paranoia haze thinking you can legally do that (it’s the South!) and it results in a 12 hour police standoff ending with a shotgun toe trigger.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

“I AM THE ITALIAN TUPAC”

Actually Jussie called himself the gay Tupac so no need to change it for Nana.

But Tupac was already gay

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Id love for ant to call the cops and say that someone is lurking his property because of his years of posting racist tweets.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

The prospect of Nana collapsing in fear as 5 or 6 FN's all stomp his head in and steal all his shit is destroying my ribs. The best part is blacks make sure to record all of their crimes and post them on social media so we'll probably get to see it.

 

[RoSmokedCrack]

What are the chances this Twitter account is really Missy's. .

Funny as that was immediately my first suspicion. She's already given the okay for Nana to get back on the beer and drinking himself retarded every night despite being his carer.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

What are the chances this Twitter account is really Missy's.

Id also like to throw in the possibility is a disgruntled former employee fucking with him. I know there are a few of them.

 

[Harry Powell]

I bet Ant has been playing out scenarios of him getting his first black kill. He has been fantasizing about this chance since getting shook down for $0.50 in grade school. I bet he put a gun in every room and is wearing his tactical 5.11 gear like he is in a militia

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I think he was playing out those scenarios before.

Now that it’s real, the frail 60 year old has to be living in secret terror. He can’t let Missy know he’s afraid for his life, so I’m sure he’s doing tons of macho posturing - but deep inside he’s scared as fuck.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

 

[RealTonySchiavone]

I'm all in with Anth entering the "paranoid late-stage John McAfee" era of his career:

 

[RoSmokedCrack]

Id also like to throw in the possibility is a disgruntled former employee fucking with him. I know there are a few of them.

 

[BUBBLER]

This real?

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

I'm all in with Anth entering the "paranoid late-stage John McAfee" era of his career:

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You can put money on Ant taking his gun to the bathroom and talking tough at the mirror.

 

[866-Ron-0-Fez]

I could see him shakily dumping a mag into the treeline whenever he hears a rustling, and all he ends up doing is winging some poor kid on the other end of the creek hunting for bullfrogs.

 

[UnPRePared]

Funny as that was immediately my first suspicion. She's already given the okay for Nana to get back on the beer and drinking himself retarded every night despite being his carer.

Could bury the cunt under the floorboards as his last chance at survival.

"HA! It's the beating of her hideous heart! This is like Columbo! HO-LEE SHIT!"

 

[THE D]

Lmao, Look at how fearless MAGA Patriot boomers immediately turn into catty woke little faggots:

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Stalk people much? Pretty damn lame.

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Stalking is like, so totally damn LAME!!! SSTALKER MUCH?????

 

[VibratingAnalEgg]

Nothing would make me -- or any of us -- happier than a gang of South Carolina f/n's ransacking his house and raping him and Missy to death.

 

[Harry Powell]

I think kiwi farms was planning on spinning up several accounts to post his address in reply to every FN tweet, really work up his paranoia

 

[Brooke Shields]

Can someone actually explain what this is?

Who are the "infamous" five black guys?
Where'd the private convo come from, is the receiver on the right for instagram?
Why do they sound like horrible dialogue written by a shitpost here?

 

[Harry Powell]

Can someone actually explain what this is?

Who are the "infamous" five black guys?
Where'd the private convo come from, is the receiver on the right for instagram?
Why do they sound like horrible dialogue written by a shitpost here?

FIVE BLACKS started FUCKING WITH ME

I TOLD THEM THIS AINT YOUR SHOW!!!!

 

[HipTuckerCumia]

Can someone actually explain what this is?

Who are the "infamous" five black guys?
Where'd the private convo come from, is the receiver on the right for instagram?
Why do they sound like horrible dialogue written by a shitpost here?

It's a fake from the old subreddit. Don't know the original poster. Had it saved and remembered it when this thread came up.

The legendary 'five blacks' appear in:
- Obama president NAAAH rant from 2008
- The five blacks Cumia had to yell at like at dogs. It wasn't their show, you see. 2014.