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Some Lady Di logic right here"It's only illegal if you get caught."
- every criminal
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Some Lady Di logic right here"It's only illegal if you get caught."
- every criminal
so we've reached part of the argument where Jeb autistically pretends not to understand the salient point...Here's you: "why can't I just commit a crime and get away with it"
Everyone else: "Because you know you're committing the crime"
You (retard): "But why is that illegal??? I need daddy government to explain everything to me"
Exactly. Every tard who goes to prison and says they are innocent deep down believed they had found the loophole to not get caught, until they got caught. Like a dumb buddy of mine who was convinced the key to not paying your taxes is just never let the IRS know you aren't paying. See! If you never get caught, you must not be guilty!This is the thought process for every retard who gets caught doing some kind of idiotic scam they assumed would work.
"Noooo child. It will work because ive found a loophole."
why don't you give it a try then and report back.Seems like it’d be nearly impossible to get to the bottom of this.
The Milwaukee Police will simply have to pick it up from the perp and deliver it to Pat.Even if the guy didn't already scrap it, he has absolutely zero incentive to bring it back at this point.
I assumed they already found it and are having a cookout with it down at the stationThe Milwaukee Police will simply have to pick it up from the perp and deliver it to Pat.
Why can’t you read? Poor education or just stupid?so we've reached part of the argument where Jeb autistically pretends not to understand the salient point...
Let’s see some pics of your doctorate first, palWhy can’t you read? Poor education or just stupid?
I understand that you’re angry and stupid but why bother sharing it with us?Exactly. Every tard who goes to prison and says they are innocent deep down believed they had found the loophole to not get caught, until they got caught. Like a dumb buddy of mine who was convinced the key to not paying your taxes is just never let the IRS know you aren't paying. See! If you never get caught, you must not be guilty!
Hell even OJ went to prison stealing back shit that was his, because he was still committing robbery
why don't you give it a try then and report back.
And then? You’ll counter with your landscaper tools?Let’s see some pics of your doctorate first, pal
Why do you arbor such resentment toward him?And then? You’ll counter with your landscaper tools?
Hard to forget when you are all so dumb.
I know you labor under delusions of mental adequacy, but you aren't making any actual argument just a statement that you get mad when people don't understand and immediately agree with. You're just quibbling about an extremely minute point and refusing to accept that nobody with the critical ability to think it through thinks this is intelligent. You argue like an utter retard (or Patrick Tomlinson), where you just assume your right and the onus is on the other person to figure out why. This is not true. You are not anyone's intellectual superior. Now, please reply again not addressing any of these and calling me stupid or made so everyone can see what an cretinous boomer brained baboon you are.Why can’t you read? Poor education or just stupid?
I’m going to fill notebooks with this as I sit in my cell, after The Knock (which I waited for, quietly. That’s key).Every tard who goes to prison and says they are innocent deep down believed they had found the loophole to not get caught, until they got caught.
Exactly. Every tard who goes to prison and says they are innocent deep down believed they had found the loophole to not get caught, until they got caught. Like a dumb buddy of mine who was convinced the key to not paying your taxes is just never let the IRS know you aren't paying. See! If you never get caught, you must not be guilty!
Hell even OJ went to prison stealing back shit that was his, because he was still committing robbery
why don't you give it a try then and report back.
The cops would probably say "yeah, right" then arrest you.We both know it is a crime, my question is; if you you got caught with stolen property and showed the ad to the cops would they still press charges? If no, then you have a giant loophole.
Nobody’s going to read a wall of text from a bore like you.I know you labor under delusions of mental adequacy, but you aren't making any actual argument just a statement that you get mad when people don't understand and immediately agree with. You're just quibbling about an extremely minute point and refusing to accept that nobody with the critical ability to think it through thinks this is intelligent. You argue like an utter retard (or Patrick Tomlinson), where you just assume your right and the onus is on the other person to figure out why. This is not true. You are not anyone's intellectual superior. Now, please reply again not addressing any of these and calling me stupid or made so everyone can see what a cretinous boomer brained baboon you are.
No offense but I think you may be retardedWe both know it is a crime, my question is; if you you got caught with stolen property and showed the ad to the cops would they still press charges? If no, then you have a giant loophole.
He should have posted a “free soundbar / kill your kid” ad first.Kuhn had a pretty foolproof plan and executed it perfectly and they STILL busted him.
Just curious about the law, seems like a gray area. In pats case I doubt the cops would bother looking even if they recognized the guy from the video. Pat seems to think he can get someone arrested for keeping the stuff.The cops would probably say "yeah, right" then arrest you.
That's not what we were talking about. Pat said that these people have committed a crime. I said they haven't. Then you said they did and started in with pawn shops, lawn mowers, bicycles, and rapes. These people saw a Craigslist ad for free furniture. They answered it. For the third time, what crime have they committed?
Your inability to understand basic concepts doesn't make it a gray area.Just curious about the law, seems like a gray area.
Yeah, I know you can’t follow simple conversationsYour inability to understand basic concepts doesn't make it a gray area.
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