Reminder: This is Pat’s barside etiquette.

[TomFromNawlins]

That fucking face is repulsive.

I've never noticed before, but is it possible that that woman is Niki? Another Fatrick lie unraveling?

She does have the glasses on the head.

 

[TomFromNawlins]

At first it's just the laptop, hat, mouse, and drink. How much more bar space does he take up when--not if--the food arrives?

 

[NoBacon]

i manugued to get the drip on him

 

[guest]

i manugued to get the drip on him

I guarantee Christafuh's screenplay had better spelling and a much better plot and dialogue than Pat's. Also jsut a reminder that he hasn't mentioned his flaccid script since then. He probably gave up on it.

 

[Mick_Mickerson]

You wouldn't drink Tullamore Dew - or Irish Whiskey - if you knew anything about whisk(e)y. Pat thinks he knows everything and is essentially keyed-in to every aspect of culture and the things they produce.

@The 7th Guest I would drink it in an Irish coffee

 

[Mick_Mickerson]

Seems reckless to be doing an activity that unequivocally could be conducted at home, maskless at a bar, when the delta variant is ravaging through these United States.

Must be a typical midwestern white Trumper

 

[NoBacon]

Seems reckless to be doing an activity that unequivocally could be conducted at home, maskless at a bar, when the delta variant is ravaging through these United States

I hope someone spills their drink on his gay laptop

 

[MunchausenByProxy]

But was it aged in wooden barrels at sea?

 

[NoBacon]

He’s writing about a nuclear submarine and the sailors are bumbling morons carrying nuclear warheads by hand like some kind of Laurel and Hardy sketch.

He also misspelled February lol

 

[Ramooooonnnneeeeee]

On the screen is his shitty screenplay

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What a fucking hack.

Wow thats really bad. I don't understand how he could even get honourable mention in that Lord Xenu writing contest....... All kidding aside NO ONE would ever knowingly pay to read this.

 

[AntSucks]

Does he even have rights to this story? Just because it's a true story doesn't mean he has full rights to it, since any knowledge he has of the story (almost none) will almost certainly be stolen off copyrighted material. If True Event happens and I write a book called "The Truth About True Event" then everything I say in the book is copyrighted by me. If I translate a piece of Russian because I am an expert translator I own that copyright. Pat would have to independently clear any fact that wasn't public domain.

Then you get into the farcical protrayal he has of the crew. They bump a nuclear warhead off the side - OOPSIE DOODLES. Yes, this is how soviets handled nuclear weapons.

Then he also refers to the Naval base as Kamchatka, when Kamchatka isn't a base, it's a peninsula the size of California. The base is actually called Rybachiy

 

[Gay Faggot.]

i manugued to get the drip on him

This one hit a niggas ribs worse than semi truck ever could. I’ll be in the hospital for months after this. Bravo!

 

[FLUUUID]

Then you get into the farcical protrayal he has of the crew. They bump a nuclear warhead off the side - OOPSIE DOODLES. Yes, this is how soviets handled nuclear weapons.

Hes trying to show the kind of people drumpf was trying to get involved with.

 

[Stetten's Long Thumbers]

Ha

Hack opening, hack dialogue, shitty laptop, and he misspelled “February” on the first fucking visible line.

For someone who cosplays as a writer 24/7, you’d think he’d try harder. Patrick S Tomlinson half-asses *everything*.

Goddammit he's so retarded

 

[guest]

Does he even have rights to this story? Just because it's a true story doesn't mean he has full rights to it, since any knowledge he has of the story (almost none) will almost certainly be stolen off copyrighted material. If True Event happens and I write a book called "The Truth About True Event" then everything I say in the book is copyrighted by me. If I translate a piece of Russian because I am an expert translator I own that copyright. Pat would have to independently clear any fact that wasn't public domain.

Then you get into the farcical protrayal he has of the crew. They bump a nuclear warhead off the side - OOPSIE DOODLES. Yes, this is how soviets handled nuclear weapons.

Then he also refers to the Naval base as Kamchatka, when Kamchatka isn't a base, it's a peninsula the size of California. The base is actually called Rybachiy

My guess is that if you’re a writer then you just write it and let the Hollywood Jew lawyers work that shit out before they make the picture.

That said, Patrick is fat and stupid

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

REMINDER: Special popular ADHD author boys shan't be approached at public bars

https://archive.is/leouV

How can you expect women not to approach you with shoulders and muscles like those? I mean, c'mon, Pat.

Six-figure auThor aTTire, child.

 

[CarolMaxheinie]

You wouldn't see "wee" if you were drinking Irish whiskey. That's Scottish. Not that anyone should use a faggy word like "wee" unless you're describing Pat's penis.

Oh no, he didn’t mean “wee” as in small. Pig just makes that noise when someone steps on his curly tail.

 

[CarolMaxheinie]

Does he even have rights to this story? Just because it's a true story doesn't mean he has full rights to it, since any knowledge he has of the story (almost none) will almost certainly be stolen off copyrighted material. If True Event happens and I write a book called "The Truth About True Event" then everything I say in the book is copyrighted by me. If I translate a piece of Russian because I am an expert translator I own that copyright. Pat would have to independently clear any fact that wasn't public domain.

Then you get into the farcical protrayal he has of the crew. They bump a nuclear warhead off the side - OOPSIE DOODLES. Yes, this is how soviets handled nuclear weapons.

Then he also refers to the Naval base as Kamchatka, when Kamchatka isn't a base, it's a peninsula the size of California. The base is actually called Rybachiy

I had the same comment about Kamchatka - he’s legitimately retarded.

I haven’t read a lot of Patso’s work because it’s truly dreadful, like reading a fourth grader’s remedial English essay. However, one thing I’ve noticed is a complete lack of knowledge of basic understanding of what he writes about. It’s just a word salad. He has an incredible lack of writing talent - it’s shockingly bad.

 

[guest]

"Barkeep, a fancy drink! I'm starting a new project, you know. It's about submarines. I'm call-"

"Will that be all, sir?"

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[JayFirebrand2]

That laptop looks ancient.