Reminder: This is Pat’s barside etiquette.

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

What a fucking asshole. He’s been starting this shit for months only to have barely two pages. I’ve never seen a bigger piece of shit who feels they should take up bar space like this and with a fucking mouse! Get a table if you’re going to do this shit! But piggy is so starved for attention he needs to do this so everyone there will think he’s a very important person since he’s using a laptop at a bar at night. Such a needy little pig

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Also - get your dirty hat off the fucking bar! That’s an even bigger asshole move but really shows he is the worst person.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Also - get your dirty hat off the fucking bar! That’s an even bigger asshole move but really shows he is the worst person.

He really is a no mannered pig. He belongs on lawn furniture and solo cups.

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

Yes, Tor books developer child, I compose all my mil-spec sci-fi while drinking at a dive bar.

The poor staff must have severe involuntary eye rolls when Slim Gravy arrives.

 

[Clint Ruin]

Sit at a table, you fucking needy attention whore

 

[TheDarkFezRises]

Pure dreck.

It's good (but unnecessary) that you have already blackballed Fatrick from Hollywood.

 

[Bigsmooth]

If you're going to be an ignorant retard slob & bring a mouse, at least bring a mouse pad so you don't mark-up the bar surface. Such a fucking loser

 

[MonsterSteve]

Fuck me. He has a Surface Pro with the same mouse that I have. It's a shitty ass Arc Mouse. It's neat because it's gimmick is it folds flat to put in your bag but it's gay now that I know he uses it. Good thing I'm selling mine on eBay because I bought a real laptop. I only use the mouse on my coffee tablet if I'm relaxing in the living room. You don't pull that shit out at a public bar you fat fucking idiot.

 

[Udders]

Not only is every aspect of his behavior repulsive, this asshole sets up all this shit on the bar THEN steps back to take a picture of it. I'd love to just shove everything off in one motion while hes snapping the shot. They must hate him more than we do.

 

[CanISitOnJonsLap]

If you're doing graphic design, or competitively playing Call of Duty, you need the mouse. There are many reasons to require a mouse if you're interested in detailed precision.

However, WRITING a SCREENPLAY generally requires the KEYBOARD. The touchpad can be used when needed to click around the screen. Zero benefit whatsoever to having a wireless mouse as a writer, except to fixate his majesty's passive aggressive need to take up as much space as humanly possible.

 

[MonsterSteve]

I'm surprised this cheap fat fuck doesn't have the Surface pen. That's the entire reason you buy a Surface Pro in the first place. I GUARANTEE you he has an the dual core base model. No way is it the i5 or i7 that actually has some capable graphics.

 

[guest]

The ol' "Somebody please ask what I'm doing so I can spend 40 minutes talking about myself and boring you to death." #AmBroke #AmCringe

 

[AntSucks]

You wouldn't see "wee" if you were drinking Irish whiskey. That's Scottish. Not that anyone should use a faggy word like "wee" unless you're describing Pat's penis.

 

[guest]

lol I just realized it is from this month

 

[Caverlock]

Then he uploads the pic to Twitter, Facebook, and Instagram.

 

[Caverlock]

REMINDER: Special popular ADHD author boys shan't be approached at public bars

https://archive.is/leouV

How can you expect women not to approach you with shoulders and muscles like those? I mean, c'mon, Pat.

 

[AwfulManTitTankTop]

One of these days a gigachad brototype is gonna "accidentally" spill his bud light draft all over that fucking thing.

 

[TheDarkFezRises]

REMINDER: Special popular ADHD author boys shan't be approached at public bars

https://archive.is/leouV

How can you expect women not to approach you with shoulders and muscles like those? I mean, c'mon, Pat.

That fucking face is repulsive.

I've never noticed before, but is it possible that that woman is Niki? Another Fatrick lie unraveling?

 

[FLUUUID]

One of these days a gigachad brototype is gonna "accidentally" spill his bud light draft all over that fucking thing.

Destroying 10s of dollars worth of literature

 

[RoTheHo69]

That fucking face is repulsive.

I've never noticed before, but is it possible that that woman is Niki? Another Fatrick lie unraveling?

Wow I never noticed. Look at the sunglasses.

He looks like a stubborn lamb in that picture.