Reminder: This is Pat’s barside etiquette.

[Jim Norton’s Wife's Cock]

 

[fusciasomething]

Straws and ice in a 15yo, he is such a shitty liar

 

[HotDogJoe]

Imagine setting up in the middle of a bar with a laptop, wireless mouse and a Brewers hat.

He is such a fucking douche, it's unreal.

 

[based and white pilled]

Hahaha holeeee shit the wireless mouse.

 

[DanMullen'sRetardedNephew]

On the screen is his shitty screenplay

What a fucking hack.

 

[Jim Norton’s Wife's Cock]

Straws and ice in a 15yo, he is such a shitty liar

A wee 15yo Mountain Dew, a fine vintage if i say so myself.

 

[CarolMaxheinie]

Ha

On the screen is his shitty screenplay

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What a fucking hack.

Hack opening, hack dialogue, shitty laptop, and he misspelled “February” on the first fucking visible line.

For someone who cosplays as a writer 24/7, you’d think he’d try harder. Patrick S Tomlinson half-asses *everything*.

 

[Jim Norton’s Wife's Cock]

Hahaha holeeee shit the wireless mouse.

Of course, you don’t want wires cluttering up the bar, that would be obnoxious.

 

[HotDogJoe]

Hey! You know that's a megaton nuke, right? Be careful!

Anytime I read his dialogue, I always picture Zapp Brannigan's voice in my head.

Everything he writes is so cartoonishly shit that it reads like satire of bad sci fi.

 

[TheDarkFezRises]

Reminder that the further away we get from fatty's last book deal the funnier his "successful author" larp becomes.

 

[TokenX]

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

I like Tullamore Dew don’t get me wrong. But Irish Whiskey aged longer than 2 years isn’t good. Irish Whiskeys grain bill isn’t designed for a prolonged aging. It’s not a Scotch or Bourbon.

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

No doubt he uses that laptop to jerk off with when Niki is too drunk to roll over and he has it on the bar

 

[TorqueWheeler]

On the screen is his shitty screenplay

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What a fucking hack.

Pure dreck.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

The fucking mouse. How autistic can you be, Fatso?

 

[guest]

Not a native speaker but is "an R-21 missile" really correct grammar?

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Not a native speaker but is "an R-21 missile" really correct grammar?

R sounds like a vowel so “an” is correct in this instance.

 

[guest]

R sounds like a vowel so “an” is correct in this instance.

Thanks, gave me a reason to read about articles again.

 

[FranksWirecutters]

R sounds like a vowel so “an” is correct in this instance.

Plus an AR is a scary kill death trump weapon

 

[O-BLOCK NIGGA!]

I like Tullamore Dew don’t get me wrong. But Irish Whiskey aged longer than 2 years isn’t good. Irish Whiskeys grain bill isn’t designed for a prolonged aging. It’s not a Scotch or Bourbon.

You wouldn't drink Tullamore Dew - or Irish Whiskey - if you knew anything about whisk(e)y. Pat thinks he knows everything and is essentially keyed-in to every aspect of culture and the things they produce.