Please welcome Pothead Pat

[Sue Lightning]

"I felt a little more connected to the music and the colors got a little brighter."

Pat, you didn't get high at all you fucking fat faggot.

Literally the exact same shit I said at like 13. Then when I first got high I realized the accurate description is it makes you feel retarded.

 

[victor_sanchez]

Pressing x to doubt. A kickback or a party at someone's house would be the more appropriate occasion where a joint/blunt is shared but not at a concert with a stranger. People usually just bring enough for their group to get high and then get all introverted when the weed hits. Weed really isn't a social drug like coke.

Also, can you imagine smoking about a gram of weed and then catching fat with his new hairdo standing next to you staring at you while getting high. That would make me paranoid as fuck and probably ruin my night tbhwy.

 

[Antwan2]

He 100% had no friends in high school

 

[TorquieTwoBeers]

If Pat actually got high and introspective on the disaster that is his life that is all his fault he would blow his brains out.

I want to see Pat on shrooms. He might actually kill himself.

 

[Grindset Alpha King]

Pressing x to doubt. A kickback or a party at someone's house would be the more appropriate occasion where a joint/blunt is shared but not at a concert with a stranger. People usually just bring enough for their group to get high and then get all introverted when the weed hits. Weed really isn't a social drug like coke.

Also, can you imagine smoking about a gram of weed and then catching fat with his new hairdo standing next to you starinh at you while getting high. That would make me paranoid as fuck

If I smoked a bowl and inhaled unlike Pat, and I saw him standing there staring at me with his alcohol-red balloon head and little gay tuft of hair, I'd probably die of laughter.

 

[Mass.gov]

Cannabelle

...Im out

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

He's going to start talking about a whole bunch of shit people figured out at 16 like he's the first guy to ever notice it. I fucking hate him so much.

I can see him turning into Jon Stewart’s character in Half Baked

Onnnnnn Weeeeeed, child!

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

Guy who wants to send everyone to prison asks why certain things are illegal.

 

[Confused White Kid]

Cannabelle

...Im out of the closet

We know, bud.

 

[firstimelongtime]

If shared with a stranger - what would his forever-masking friends think?

 

[captain_kamala]

Stupid non inhaling bitch

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

Hippo Hippy

 

[Mass.gov]

Stupid non inhaling bitch

He's a public figure, he has an image to uphold...he cant inhale.

 

[Sue Lightning]

He's a public figure, he has an image to uphold...he cant inhale.

 

[Confused White Kid]

He's a public figure, he has an image to uphold...he cant inhale.

Why do you even post? Nothing you say is ever funny and you just get made fun of for it. Do you have a humiliation fetish like Rick?

 

[Agent Smith]

If Pat actually got high and introspective on the disaster that is his life that is all his fault he would blow his brains out.

Right after Nikkki's, inshallah.

 

[TheStinkySomali]

My mom once thought she slept really well because she could smell weed I had in my room from down the hall in her room. Not weed that was being smoked, just weed in a bag in my dresser. That's like Pat.

Weed does not make colors any brighter. I've also been uncomfortably high off of weed way more than any other drug. I remember being at my buddy's place in grade 9 and always ending up with my head in my hands between my knees wondering "Why is this fun? I feel like I'm going to puke, shit and pass out simultaneously."

The first time I hit a gravity bong as a teen I had to go hide in the woods because of an irrational fear the cops were gonna come bust me for being high.

 

[Rodeo Clown]

Why in the fuck would a 44 year old share this story? If a gang of niggers doesn't crash a chunk of cinder block into his head so his eye rolls out of his head like an egg yolk as he gurgles on a bloody pink foam for 3 minutes until dead, there is no god.

 

[kingship75]

He's probably just lying again. He smelled it in the air from somebody nearby and came up with one of his gay little stories.

I got a contact high, child. It was heavenly.

 

[Humanatee]

Why in the fuck would a 44 year old share this story?

This is a man who proudly shared the burnt cinders of what he had the nerve to call a "Beef Wellington" and who also shares the shriveled red testicles that he calls "chilis" that he grows in his post apocalyptic "backyard" each year. When you're as big of a narcissist as Pat, everything must be shared.