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It's called a Pat-hawk
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Please welcome Pothead Pat
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Not in california/hollywood. Im sure it was good stuff. I bet he kept most of the smoke in his fat cheeks and barely got much smoke in his lungs before coughing it up. Im sure he was more drunk than high. So that also changes the experience. Mixing the two can be risky and can easily turn into the spins if you arent used to mixing.Some migrant sold him oregano laced with regs. Dirt weed for a dirtbag, am I right gang?
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I can't do them in social settings (especially around friends-of-friends) but I love doing them alone. Gonna pick up some to do tomorrow while I watch Redzone and ignore my phone.
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Love me some redzone. Sounds like a solid sunday sorted.
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Hot Take Pat
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He really just considers himself an instant expert on everything. Thank god he finally took half a toke and can now educate the rest of us on it.
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Filet O' Fishmouth nigger lipped the fuck out of some friendly stranger's joint.
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I remember the first time I "smoked" and was underwhelmed also. Then I eventually took enough to really get high a few years later. Of course pat thinks he knows all about pot now. Cant wait for him to chime in on the topic after barely trying it.
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Fuck you're stupid. Literally the first person to sound off about everything even though you know absolutely nothing about anything. Just stop talking. Empty vessels make the most noise.
It's like a 90 IQ person reading everything on the internet and then regurgitating it like they're the first person who ever read it... Because that's what you are!!
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Imagine the self awareness slowly creeping in as he gets nice and high. Oh god. I've got anxiety just thinking about it.
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Thats how you know he didnt get much. The introspection in a crowded environment would have been a real handful if he actually got stoned. I remember not smoking for 3-4 years and when I did I was so in my own head with racing thoughts. Give pat a dab and watch him fight the mental demons. Id pay to see that.
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Didn't he claim to have smoked pot as a teenager at those cornfield parties? I swear I think that I remember reading that
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Nah, he wore the " never did drugs" like a badge of honor. The cornfield was a kegger
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Holy shit his cheek fat gave him joker mouth
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That would be his distant Ashkenazi genes...
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"I just took half of a 1mg ativan, and I hardly feel anything. And there are people addicted to this stuff?"
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He didnt even get high. It's pretty common for first timers to not get stoned cause they can't inhale the smoke. Plus wisconsin isn't known for having fire weed. Its just a shame he wasn't tricked into smoking K2
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He’s an unironic compound media fan. He supports a creepy, ugly pedophile tranny fucker. Much worse than being even the sassiest, middleagedest alcoholic