Pig's new refrigerator

[guest]

Scratch & dent/floor model discount. It's all he can afford with all the money going to Minc/Resto

 

[guest]

That's Quasi's refrigerator, for the record.

 

[FLUUUID]

Ive said it before but you have to be a real fucking moron and live in a prize shithole to put the refrigerator right next to the oven. He is using the side of the frige as a backsplash for the stove, and the water/icemaker is on the left side. That thing is going to break in record time.

 

[PeteRose]

its funny how he blames the date the house was built. the house was probably just 1 house when built with a nice roomy kitchen and dining area. since you now live in 1/2 the house things are a bit cramped.

 

[guest]

Mismatched colors what a fucking dump. I like the cup of sink water under the water dispenser, because no way a line is run behind that stove or under the hovel's first floor, the plumber would have seen the dead nigger kids hanging there.

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

>new hotness
The year is 2001

Whirlpool is a premium brand

 

[Gay Faggot.]

Surprised you guys don’t have a lot of opinions on this.

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

He put the fucking microwave up there as some kind of statement that he's tall enough to use it.

Hint: he's not and going to have to use a stool. Probably one of his dusty box jumpers from the attic. Hope he slips off and cracks his skull.

Freezer to microwave with zero steps

 

[FLUUUID]

Great positioning for the microwave too, god what a dump. I hope the next time hes on tippy toes trying to reach his next bowl of reheated garbage he drops it on his face leaving him scalded.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

“New hotness”? Nobody, especially men don’t say that and hasn’t been a thing in over a decade. But sure pig, you’re hip enough to write for teen Vogue.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Why don’t you just attach the microwave to the back of the door like your toilet roll holder, Pat?

The fucking squalor this failure lives in never ceases to bring me joy. Thanks for doing it to yourself once again, Pig. Nobody embarrasses you like you do.

 

[fricklefrackle]

Why don’t you just attach the microwave to the back of the door like your toilet roll holder, Pat?

The fucking squalor this failure lives in never ceases to bring me joy. Thanks for doing it to yourself once again, Pig. Nobody embarrasses you like you do.

 

[JayFirebrand2]

Bought a new fridge and immediately put trashy trinkets on it.

 

[FLUUUID]

Of course he needs a grocery list that looks like a parts list for an aircraft carrier

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

Lol at the toilet paper roll “magnet” this fat failure put on his fridge

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

One was on general Pershing in the freret area and the other was on annunciation street in the Irish channel.
I go fawkin deep uptown.
Parasols 4 life.

I lived in the good side of Louisiana and St Charles most of the time I lived in the city (lived there when I went to Tulane and for 2 years after I graduated, with a one year gap when I went to Pitt for graduate school and lived in Pittsburgh in between, moved to Mandeville in 07 and then moved back here to Abita when my oldest son was old enough to go to Kindergarten in 09)

 

[Heyfellas]

I lived in the good side of Louisiana and St Charles most of the time I lived in the city (lived there when I went to Tulane and for 2 years after I graduated, with a one year gap when I went to Pitt for graduate school and lived in Pittsburgh in between, moved to Mandeville in 07 and then moved back here to Abita when my oldest son was old enough to go to Kindergarten in 09)

No, child. New Orleans East is not infiltrating the north shore. I’m sorry you’re stupid.

 

[Coonskin]

Did this fat faggot really put this refurbished hunk of shit right next to the stove? He does everything so fat and badly

And clean your fucking floors man it looks grimy. Probably doesn't matter when Tyrone's your only guest

 

[guest]

What a mundane existence. Middle-aged man showing off a new fridge in the squalor of his ancient linoleum-tiled ramshackle kitchen. Buying consumer goods right before possibly owing a large sum of money to someone else for a nonsense lawsuit. A wretched empty life devoid of responsibility.

 

[guest]

What a mundane existence. Middle-aged man showing off a new fridge in the squalor of his ancient linoleum-tiled ramshackle kitchen. Buying consumer goods right before possibly owing a large sum of money to someone else for a nonsense lawsuit. A wretched empty life devoid of responsibility.

Wrong child luxury peel and stick tiles from Ollie's Bargin Outlet, .39 cent a tile, the finest in all of Milwaukee.