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Pig's new refrigerator

Slackjawed Cow

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Now with the fridge pressed up against the stove it really limits how many burners you can use at the same time. The handle of the pan is going to be right over the left burner. Looks like a pain in the ass if you are right handed. Reminds me of a lottery winner that parked a lamborghini in front of her trailer home.

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NoBacon

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He buys a new $1500 refrigerator to put next to his 30 year old stove that doesn't even have an exhaust. He's such a nigger.

considering he has to share rancid looking meals with the world, I’m gonna go ahead and assume he never cooks and just eats microwaved crap every day so he doesn’t need a decent stove
 
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Mr-Wrinkle-Paws

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His house was built in 1900, before fridges were invented, so that is why there is no space in his kitchen, little one. It's also why his bathroom is so small that the toilet paper that hangs on the back of the door can be reached while shitting. #Convenient

I'm sorry you're stupid. I can't help you.
But they did have ice boxes that were made in the states in 1800's that took up more room than fridges
 

Mr-Wrinkle-Paws

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He put the fucking microwave up there as some kind of statement that he's tall enough to use it.

Hint: he's not and going to have to use a stool. Probably one of his dusty box jumpers from the attic. Hope he slips off and cracks his skull.
His gut will keep him from getting close enough to reach it
 

MonsterSteve

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What a liar. How tall is that fridge? It looks pretty damn big. He will have to be on his tippy toes and still won't be able to see if whatevers in the microwave needs more time or not without taking it out and looking at it. That entire setup is sloppy as fuck and would bug the shit out of me. The fact that both burners on the right can't have average sizes pots or pans on it without hitting the fridge is so fucking stupid. God I hate him. He's such a lazy prick.
 

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

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What a disaster! It’s like getting a 60 inch tv but with a tv stand that only fits a 40 inch. Also there’s nothing to brag about having a microwave on top of a fridge other than you have a tiny shit kitchen. Plus “being tall” doesn’t matter much if it’s up there since you use it to make hot food and odds are you’ll spill / drop it taking it out since it’s not a normal waist height.
 
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Mr-Wrinkle-Paws

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Jesus Christ, Rick. This looks embarrassing; you should be embarrassed. That thing is way too fucking big for that tiny space - it's partially blocking a doorway, and it looks like they had to move the stove over to partially cover their "pantry" to accommodate it. I've also never seen a stove touching a refrigerator, and it looks like the fridge overhangs the stove by like two feet. Nice cooking in a tunnel, stupid.

I have no clue what's happening here and I'm not going to guess, but I do know that this looks like a pretty significant code violation.
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Edit: I actually think one of those is a water line for the new refrigerator. Of course he's just going to run it across the floor haphazardly.
Don't worry Bob Squeala is going to use staple nails to fasten them to the plaster wall to keep things looking neat and out of the way
 
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