Pig's new refrigerator

[Ant_It_Fun]

What a fucking dump.

 

[Username]

Way to put the microwave in a spot where your wife can't reach it you white trash buxotic

Someone on Twitter pointed this out. According to Rick they’re both a little above average height so it’s fine.

Also nice fridge blocking part of your doorway pauper

 

[guest]

I'm trying to imagine any situation where I'd feel compelled to "share" the purchase of a consumer durable on social media. Nope, impossible. OK, I don't use social media but my wife does so let's go with her. No, she wouldn't either. I bought her a new BMW for her birthday a couple of years ago. As far as I'm aware she didn't "share the news" on Facebook. What an empty, poor existence the Fat One has.

 

[guest]

Jesus, move the fridge closer to the stove, Fat. I think there's still a cunt hair's breadth between then. What a shitty little pauper's house he lives in. Haha.

"Could you move over with those pancakes, Patrick? I need to open the freezer to get some ice for my breakfast Screwdriver. Thanks."

 

[RedGlareRecipient]

Oh by the way, that “Yay! Ninjas!” is what he thinks Niki is yelling from the bedroom before the whole house starts to smell like Kools and collard greens.

 

[NoBacon]

What a hollow existence to live tweet every minor event in your life, like getting a new fridge.

 

[garbageman2244]

Jesus Christ, Rick. This looks embarrassing; you should be embarrassed. That thing is way too fucking big for that tiny space - it's partially blocking a doorway, and it looks like they had to move the stove over to partially cover their "pantry" to accommodate it. I've also never seen a stove touching a refrigerator, and it looks like the fridge overhangs the stove by like two feet. Nice cooking in a tunnel, stupid.

I have no clue what's happening here and I'm not going to guess, but I do know that this looks like a pretty significant code violation.

Edit: I actually think one of those is a water line for the new refrigerator. Of course he's just going to run it across the floor haphazardly.

 

[SensibleKeks]

When people were talking about Rick getting rid of his old fridge, I thought they were talking about Niki.

 

[JoshFromMichigan]

He buys a new $1500 refrigerator to put next to his 30 year old stove that doesn't even have an exhaust. He's such a nigger.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Jesus Christ, Rick. This looks embarrassing; you should be embarrassed. That thing is way too fucking big for that tiny space - it's partially blocking a doorway, and it looks like they had to move the stove over to partially cover their "pantry" to accommodate it. I've also never seen a stove touching a refrigerator, and it looks like the fridge overhangs the stove by like two feet. Nice cooking in a tunnel, stupid.

I have no clue what's happening here and I'm not going to guess, but I do know that this looks like a pretty significant code violation.

Nice homeless shelter floor, shithead.

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

That's not enough space for all the vindaloo its new owner will need.

 

[HotDogJoe]

Jesus, move the fridge closer to the stove, Fat. I think there's still a cunt hair's breadth between then. What a shitty little pauper's house he lives in. Haha.

His house was built in 1900, before fridges were invented, so that is why there is no space in his kitchen, little one. It's also why his bathroom is so small that the toilet paper that hangs on the back of the door can be reached while shitting. #Convenient

I'm sorry you're stupid. I can't help you.

 

[PeteRose]

pigger rich.

no class.

 

[Oogie Farts 1488]

"if i keep buying things, the atalkers wont have any money to take from me when the case loses"

 

[CanISitOnJonsLap]

Rick never takes a moment to contemplate the scenario where things don't work out absolutely perfectly for him.

He filed a fraudulent PPP loan application, claiming himself as a small business and him being the only employee.

He blows through that money, but gets used to spending. Exercise equipment! Alcohol! Vacations! New fridge! Buy buy buy buy... because he can declare bankruptcy and all his debts will be forgiven because he's such a good boy with an influential voice.

I don't know the first thing about bankruptcy but some sort of government worker gets assigned to look into your finances, right? Look into Rick's grand Covid shopping spree? No no, they'll understand that there are some days where a special boy simply must travel to Denver to watch a baseball game.

 

[Username]

Jesus Christ, Rick. This looks embarrassing; you should be embarrassed. That thing is way too fucking big for that tiny space - it's partially blocking a doorway, and it looks like they had to move the stove over to partially cover their "pantry" to accommodate it. I've also never seen a stove touching a refrigerator, and it looks like the fridge overhangs the stove by like two feet. Nice cooking in a tunnel, stupid.

I have no clue what's happening here and I'm not going to guess, but I do know that this looks like a pretty significant code violation.

Edit: I actually think one of those is a water line for the new refrigerator. Of course he's just going to run it across the floor haphazardly.

Six figures a year stlakers.

Lighting a gas flame to cook something that close to the side of your fridge is retarded. Pat adults measure the space they have and buy to fit. Or they live in houses with kitchens big enough for a fridge.

 

[Udders]

One picture is dorky enough but four at different angles? Jesus fucking Christ what failures on your buddy list do you honestly think cares about this?

 

[Kim_Jong_Poon]

No artwork from his daughter on the fridge.

 

[Brooke Shields]

you're supposed to let the water run through it a little before using it for drinking or ice
Do you think Richard knows this?

 

[Meownaw]

>new hotness
The year is 2001