Pat still thinks his Tiny Tim book is going to be published

[EraGodless]

I dunno about book publishers but if someone with the track record of a Patrick S. Tomlinson came to me to pitch it as a movie, "Ebenezer Scrooge has been murdered and..." would be as far as they got before I said "pass."

If Patrick pitched that shit to me...

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Funny about that Herd Immunity...

It started as a short story in 2015 in which he failed to win a Writers of the Future Award. WOTF is a scam run by Scientology created by L. Ron Hubbard to give him and his buddies awards and seem important in the science fiction field.

It's even too sketchy for SFWA who have a warning page about it.

SFWA Statement on Complaints/Concerns Regarding the Writers of the Future Contest - SFWA

The Board of Directors of the Science Fiction and Fantasy Writers of America have unanimously decided to formally and publicly acknowledge the multiple complaints and expressions of concern made both publicly and privately in recent months by former Writers of the Future finalists who state that...

www.sfwa.org

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Netflix did not "come and get it" or anything else this bloated retard had on offer. Another year not spent in his daughter's life later and he had turned a short story even the Scientologists thought was too stupid and far fetched into a half written novel nobody wanted.

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At some point he was likely told to stop writing his 80k words of nonsense that nobody asked for and 5 months later was trying to get an outline for what appears to be a new version together to maybe get paid to write it instead of losing Scientology contests and subsidizing his hobby scrubbing toilets in his hovel for guests. View attachment 216658And in 2023 he would claim to have only started writing this idiotic idea in 2022, which was undoubtedly intended to get him into Hollywood and close to some hot actresses he imagined would play his alien elephant protector and be the start of his career in the movies. In the end, he made 0 dimes on this idea after wasting years on it, lying about it, making different, equally stupid versions and the only alien elephant that came of it was himself. Alien to his daughter with an elephantine girth to make any poacher drool.

Don't forget that Pat Pal John Scalzi would go on to release a book with almost the same premise (The Kaiju Preservation Society) effectively killing any barely visible chance Herd Immunity ever had of seeing the light of day.

 

[chewtoyrapist]

I dunno about book publishers but if someone with the track record of a Patrick S. Tomlinson came to me to pitch it as a movie, "Ebenezer Scrooge has been murdered and..." would be as far as they got before I said "pass."

If you ever get to the point where you just want to say "fuck it, I got nothing to lose," you should get pat to fly out (on his dime, of course) and pitch you every idea he has for a movie or tv show and really get him worked up (if you can be smoking a cigar and saying "that's gold, baby, GOLD" throughout that'd be terrific) and then send him off with a "we'll be in touch for sure!" Then after a month or so you'll speak to your producer who thinks he's a fat faggot with bitch tits, etc.

 

[DooDooBrown]

Funny about that Herd Immunity...

It started as a short story in 2015 in which he failed to win a Writers of the Future Award. WOTF is a scam run by Scientology created by L. Ron Hubbard to give him and his buddies awards and seem important in the science fiction field.

It's even too sketchy for SFWA who have a warning page about it.

SFWA Statement on Complaints/Concerns Regarding the Writers of the Future Contest - SFWA

The Board of Directors of the Science Fiction and Fantasy Writers of America have unanimously decided to formally and publicly acknowledge the multiple complaints and expressions of concern made both publicly and privately in recent months by former Writers of the Future finalists who state that...

www.sfwa.org

View attachment 216653

Netflix did not "come and get it" or anything else this bloated retard had on offer. Another year not spent in his daughter's life later and he had turned a short story even the Scientologists thought was too stupid and far fetched into a half written novel nobody wanted.

View attachment 216657
At some point he was likely told to stop writing his 80k words of nonsense that nobody asked for and 5 months later was trying to get an outline for what appears to be a new version together to maybe get paid to write it instead of losing Scientology contests and subsidizing his hobby scrubbing toilets in his hovel for guests. View attachment 216658And in 2023 he would claim to have only started writing this idiotic idea in 2022, which was undoubtedly intended to get him into Hollywood and close to some hot actresses he imagined would play his alien elephant protector and be the start of his career in the movies. In the end, he made 0 dimes on this idea after wasting years on it, lying about it, making different, equally stupid versions and the only alien elephant that came of it was himself. Alien to his daughter with an elephantine girth to make any poacher drool.

This was better written than anything Patrick could ever hope to write.

 

[DominusOdium]

This was better written than anything Patrick could ever hope to write.

Thanks brothaman, although that's admittedly kind of like saying you have whiter teeth than Niki Robinson.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

If you ever get to the point where you just want to say "fuck it, I got nothing to lose," you should get pat to fly out (on his dime, of course) and pitch you every idea he has for a movie or tv show and really get him worked up (if you can be smoking a cigar and saying "that's gold, baby, GOLD" throughout that'd be terrific) and then send him off with a "we'll be in touch for sure!" Then after a month or so you'll speak to your producer who thinks he's a fat faggot with bitch tits, etc.

"Sorry, bud they wouldn't let me sign off. Seems like the big guys upstairs have been watching something called 'Cryptic Web Chronicles.'"

 

[Josef Kuminski]

Also when did he finish Tiny Tim and start shopping it? I feel like it's been six months already. How much "shopping" is his agent doing? Put down the Amazon.com and find Pat a publisher, buddy!

It seemed like the end of March/ beginning of April. I could be wrong. He’s not even working on something else. No one wants to read this Tiny Tim book. There isn’t a market for it. Most of it was a gimmick that ((Seth Graham Smith)) used to launch his mediocre writing career. Rick should absolutely be embarrassed by this piece of shit. He takes a classic and completely shits on it in order for him to make it into a John Wick novel.

 

[Toothless Enthusiast]

He's been lurking our flaccid forum again, hi Pat!

 

[peckafacce]

Funny he did this on threads and not twitter - he knows our rascals and people like Leslie would call him out
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Shopped? Too late for a holiday season rollout for 2024. It’s over, piggy.

It would be a shame is someone sent them of a link of Mr. Timothy by Louis Bayard

 

[EraGodless]

He's been lurking our flaccid forum again, hi Pat!

He sounds like Clayton Bigsby...

 

[wbgreen]

Don't forget that Pat Pal John Scalzi would go on to release a book with almost the same premise (The Kaiju Preservation Society) effectively killing any barely visible chance Herd Immunity ever had of seeing the light of day.

Scalzi wrote that over three months during Covid. How productive was Pat during that time.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Wall Street Pat is back - is still retarded

Then what is it, Pat? Funny he can always tell people what they say is wrong yet never informs them with sources what is correct.

 

[firstimelongtime]

Wall Street Pat is back - is still retarded
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Then what is it, Pat? Funny he can always tell people what they say is wrong yet never informs them with sources what is correct.

It's almost a testament to his retardation that he's not immediately corrected whenever he does this. It's apparent to everyone. His words speak for themselves - "you're dealing with a fucking moron, it's not worth it".

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

Funny about that Herd Immunity...

It started as a short story in 2015 in which he failed to win a Writers of the Future Award. WOTF is a scam run by Scientology created by L. Ron Hubbard to give him and his buddies awards and seem important in the science fiction field.

It's even too sketchy for SFWA who have a warning page about it.

SFWA Statement on Complaints/Concerns Regarding the Writers of the Future Contest - SFWA

The Board of Directors of the Science Fiction and Fantasy Writers of America have unanimously decided to formally and publicly acknowledge the multiple complaints and expressions of concern made both publicly and privately in recent months by former Writers of the Future finalists who state that...

www.sfwa.org

View attachment 216653

Netflix did not "come and get it" or anything else this bloated retard had on offer. Another year not spent in his daughter's life later and he had turned a short story even the Scientologists thought was too stupid and far fetched into a half written novel nobody wanted.

View attachment 216657
At some point he was likely told to stop writing his 80k words of nonsense that nobody asked for and 5 months later was trying to get an outline for what appears to be a new version together to maybe get paid to write it instead of losing Scientology contests and subsidizing his hobby scrubbing toilets in his hovel for guests. View attachment 216658And in 2023 he would claim to have only started writing this idiotic idea in 2022, which was undoubtedly intended to get him into Hollywood and close to some hot actresses he imagined would play his alien elephant protector and be the start of his career in the movies. In the end, he made 0 dimes on this idea after wasting years on it, lying about it, making different, equally stupid versions and the only alien elephant that came of it was himself. Alien to his daughter with an elephantine girth to make any poacher drool.

One of the entries on SFWAs scam warnings page

"

• A contest is run by a company that provides coverage for screenplay authors. Guaranteed agency representation is promised for “exceptional” scripts. What’s not revealed: the agency is run under a different name by the same people who run the coverage service, and its track record is slim to none.

Pat 100 percent fell for this with the script he talked about getting coverage on

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

One of the entries on SFWAs scam warnings page

"

• A contest is run by a company that provides coverage for screenplay authors. Guaranteed agency representation is promised for “exceptional” scripts. What’s not revealed: the agency is run under a different name by the same people who run the coverage service, and its track record is slim to none.

Pat 100 percent fell for this with the script he talked about getting coverage on

I forgot about that! We all figured it was some kind of internet scam he fell for that promised his script would get to the right people and be picked up by a major studio.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

"Sorry, bud they wouldn't let me sign off. Seems like the big guys upstairs have been watching something called 'Cryptic Web Chronicles.'"

"I think they had some concerns about COVID? The studio head said no and when I asked why he said something about "the Virus spreading"?

 

[PorqueDealer]

2013 Wererats Furry Book
2015 The Sword From the Sky
2015 The Ark
2016 Tridents Forge
2017 Children of a Dead Sun
2018 Starship Repo
2019 Gatecrashers
2020 In The Black
2023 Tiny Tim - 'out on submission'
2024 Secret new book, will start after Worldcon

Unfinished tat:
In the Red - he'll finish it for $
Bounty Hunter - exists as a short story, will convert to novel for $
Possible start of 3rd book of 'Breach' series - before TOR said No. Stop.

 

[DominusOdium]

One of the entries on SFWAs scam warnings page

"

• A contest is run by a company that provides coverage for screenplay authors. Guaranteed agency representation is promised for “exceptional” scripts. What’s not revealed: the agency is run under a different name by the same people who run the coverage service, and its track record is slim to none.

Pat 100 percent fell for this with the script he talked about getting coverage on

Good catch. Goddamn I missed that. Nice pathetic career, stupid.

 

[DominusOdium]

2013 Wererats Furry Book
2015 The Sword From the Sky
2015 The Ark
2016 Tridents Forge
2017 Children of a Dead Sun
2018 Starship Repo
2019 Gatecrashers
2020 In The Black
2023 Tiny Tim - 'out on submission'
2024 Secret new book, will start after Worldcon

Unfinished tat:
In the Red - he'll finish it for $
Bounty Hunter - exists as a short story, will convert to novel for $
Possible start of 3rd book of 'Breach' series - before TOR said No. Stop.

For an author in his tier, which is mass market paperback junk at this point after Tor gave him a chance in trade paperback and didn't make their money back, its a real bad look to vanish for 4 to 5 years. He's not GRRM or Stephen King.

Scalzi for instance has published I think 4 books in that time? Hell, wife beating enthusiast Jon del Arroz has self-released at least than many in the 4 year gap Pat has spent childing people instead of writing.

Out of sight, out of mind and as Tor found out, he wasn't exactly putting up da numbahs to start. He doesn't write shorts, he doesn't contribute to or edit collections, he doesn't write for the news media or any blogs. He's not writing screenplays or audio dramas or fucking anything. He's a failed author trying to make a comeback at this point and has nothing anybody wants to buy in his fat pudding filled head.

 

[SFWA liaison]

remember his screenplay that was totally getting "kicked around after it was optioned" FIVE YEARS AGO?


love the condescending way the cunt says "aw that's exciting" to retard wrangle the special boy