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Has he posted that he’s started writing something new? Or is this like his last Hail Mary
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Has he posted that he’s started writing something new? Or is this like his last Hail Mary
Funny about that Herd Immunity...being shopped just like Herd Immunity
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that's 2 books writter but unsold, not a good look
This tweet sparked my curiosity. Can the twitter archive autists find the first utterance of "Enjoy Prison?" I really wanna know how long he's been saying it now. That tweet is over a year old and it's been going on well longer than that I feel.being shopped just like Herd Immunity
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that's 2 books writter but unsold, not a good look
Start party at Hooli'sThe Tiny Tim Roadtrip is slated for March...
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Wow! He’s got a title already! Pat truly just writes the book in a linear style from start to end. Like a child writing a poorly done essay.
The problem is that Rick doesn’t have a genuine audience. No one wants to read Tiny Tim in space. There’s also problem no one wants him around. It would much easier to self publish if you’re an established author with a huge fan base or a relatively new author that doesn’t have the baggage of being the biggest faggot on the internet, because you have to go out and promote it. Who’s going to have him on their podcast? Hildy? Paul? He doesn’t even use his precious twitter account to promote his book. He doesn’t do any kind of tour or appearances and as long as we’ve been following this faggot, he’s never done any of that shit. Even the bigger retarded faggot Chris Chan can sell his shit pieces of art for 100s of dollars.It will get self published on Amazon and he’ll try to spin it as a decision he made.
In reality he’d rather be published by penguin and make no money, than self publish and make something. It’s all about image with pig.
He couldn't even do the bare minimum and read an except of Tiny Tim at Worldcon lmaoThe problem is that Rick doesn’t have a genuine audience. No one wants to read Tiny Tim in space. There’s also problem no one wants him around. It would much easier to self publish if you’re an established author with a huge fan base or a relatively new author that doesn’t have the baggage of being the biggest faggot on the internet, because you have to go out and promote it. Who’s going to have him on their podcast? Hildy? Paul? He doesn’t even use his precious twitter account to promote his book. He doesn’t do any kind of tour or appearances and as long as we’ve been following this faggot, he’s never done any of that shit. Even the bigger retarded faggot Chris Chan can sell his shit pieces of art for 100s of dollars.
October 8th 2022 is the earliest on Twitter, but he probably texted it to some redditor before thatThis tweet sparked my curiosity. Can the twitter archive autists find the first utterance of "Enjoy Prison?" I really wanna know how long he's been saying it now. That tweet is over a year old and it's been going on well longer than that I feel.
Funny about that Herd Immunity...
It started as a short story in 2015 in which he failed to win a Writers of the Future Award. WOTF is a scam run by Scientology created by L. Ron Hubbard to give him and his buddies awards and seem important in the science fiction field.
It's even too sketchy for SFWA who have a warning page about it.
View attachment 216653SFWA Statement on Complaints/Concerns Regarding the Writers of the Future Contest - SFWA
The Board of Directors of the Science Fiction and Fantasy Writers of America have unanimously decided to formally and publicly acknowledge the multiple complaints and expressions of concern made both publicly and privately in recent months by former Writers of the Future finalists who state that...www.sfwa.org
Netflix did not "come and get it" or anything else this bloated retard had on offer. Another year not spent in his daughter's life later and he had turned a short story even the Scientologists thought was too stupid and far fetched into a half written novel nobody wanted.
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At some point he was likely told to stop writing his 80k words of nonsense that nobody asked for and 5 months later was trying to get an outline for what appears to be a new version together to maybe get paid to write it instead of losing Scientology contests and subsidizing his hobby scrubbing toilets in his hovel for guests. View attachment 216658And in 2023 he would claim to have only started writing this idiotic idea in 2022, which was undoubtedly intended to get him into Hollywood and close to some hot actresses he imagined would play his alien elephant protector and be the start of his career in the movies. In the end, he made 0 dimes on this idea after wasting years on it, lying about it, making different, equally stupid versions and the only alien elephant that came of it was himself. Alien to his daughter with an elephantine girth to make any poacher drool.
It took him four years to write that shit. He hasn’t even started his next novel yet, despite not having a real job. How hard could it be to write a novel in between scrubbing toilets, drinking and tweeting “enjoy prison”?He couldn't even do the bare minimum and read an except of Tiny Tim at Worldcon lmao
Can we get some PatFacts here? This hypothetical novel would be his "9th"? His six shitty published novels plus Tiny Tim is only seven. This pandemic "banger" would only be number 8. Is there a lost Tomlinson project?He said that he wanted to finish writing some old project that he Annabelle'd by April 2024
Nice to know that Pat is so gifted that he can resolve a "major plot point" as well as take advantage of a "worldbuilding opportunity" in a mere two hours and then ship it off to his agent. What a talented writer.
Funny about that Herd Immunity...
It started as a short story in 2015 in which he failed to win a Writers of the Future Award. WOTF is a scam run by Scientology created by L. Ron Hubbard to give him and his buddies awards and seem important in the science fiction field.
It's even too sketchy for SFWA who have a warning page about it.
View attachment 216653SFWA Statement on Complaints/Concerns Regarding the Writers of the Future Contest - SFWA
The Board of Directors of the Science Fiction and Fantasy Writers of America have unanimously decided to formally and publicly acknowledge the multiple complaints and expressions of concern made both publicly and privately in recent months by former Writers of the Future finalists who state that...www.sfwa.org
Netflix did not "come and get it" or anything else this bloated retard had on offer. Another year not spent in his daughter's life later and he had turned a short story even the Scientologists thought was too stupid and far fetched into a half written novel nobody wanted.
View attachment 216657
At some point he was likely told to stop writing his 80k words of nonsense that nobody asked for and 5 months later was trying to get an outline for what appears to be a new version together to maybe get paid to write it instead of losing Scientology contests and subsidizing his hobby scrubbing toilets in his hovel for guests. View attachment 216658And in 2023 he would claim to have only started writing this idiotic idea in 2022, which was undoubtedly intended to get him into Hollywood and close to some hot actresses he imagined would play his alien elephant protector and be the start of his career in the movies. In the end, he made 0 dimes on this idea after wasting years on it, lying about it, making different, equally stupid versions and the only alien elephant that came of it was himself. Alien to his daughter with an elephantine girth to make any poacher drool.
I dunno about book publishers but if someone with the track record of a Patrick S. Tomlinson came to me to pitch it as a movie, "Ebenezer Scrooge has been murdered and..." would be as far as they got before I said "pass."I wonder how many publishers it’s been shopped to that have said “hard pass.“
I know it’s all of them so far, but knowing a number would be hilarious
The part of writing Pat enjoys is boasting about all the great stuff he's going to finish and accomplish. Actually getting around to doing the work to make it happen is way down on the list of priorities.He said that he wanted to finish writing some old project that he Annabelle'd by April 2024
It's always good to start with the title and work backwards from there.
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