ONA Goes To Worldcon!

[BakersfieldChimp]

Didn’t Ooga Booga Ekpeki also win a Hugo?

Ooga's been nominated a few times for the Hugo but never won.

He's won a Nebula award (the other of the 2 big Sci-fi/fantasy awards) which is voted on by the SFWA.

 

[Beavis]

So Pat wasted thousands to go on a trip with his wife he hates so he could look at his phone during a dead panel, sell zero books, sign zero autographs, and win zero awards?

Nice trip stupid

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

So Pat wasted thousands to go on a trip with his wife he hates so he could look at his phone during a dead panel, sell zero books, sign zero autographs, and win zero awards?

Nice trip stupid

Which is odd because normally he makes such sound financial decisions.

 

[fricklefrackle]

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

STOLEN PICTURE!

 

[Chive Turkey]

Seriously though, he looks really bad and unhealthy.

He looks like fat William Forsythe, and that guy's like 30 years his senior.

It can't be stressed enough how badly he's aged. He makes Nana looks consistent. Just think back to the 2016 lesbionic toddler in the "you owe it to me too vote" picture. A couple years before that he was still skinnyfat AVGN Rick. He's a walking warning sign for the consequences of daily drinking.

Fatler Youth

Stumm Abteilung

 

[UnPRePared]

And his commitment to the backwards hat, even though he looks like a total buffoon, is insane.

No child, I have To keep my brains warm.

 

[Dog Eater]

STOLEN PICTURE!

He still doesn’t know…

 

[Harry Powell]

Wrong again, stlaker. Enjoy prison. View attachment 216173

The very fact he even owns Skechers, let alone brags about them, is why he will never fuck anything better than Niki

 

[Dog Eater]

Oh no the trolls have interrupted Paul’s celebration:

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

I’m buying one of these and armoring it like the killdozer for a con (this is a joke so calm down) and going full rage. Hope fucking wild would that be lol. Again this is a JOKE.

As long as it ends up with you shooting yourself I'm in favor

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

The very fact he even owns Skechers, let alone brags about them, is why he will never fuck anything better than Niki

The only people I’ve seen wearing those slip on sketches were boomers.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

Going to Glasgow to be around Patrick Tomlinson and Ooga is a quite hellish prospect and I don’t blame anybody for avoiding it. Nobody deserves that.

I mean what can we even get from it at this point? More pictures of Patrick speaking to 3 people, nobody buying his books and stories of him being a dickhead in the bar?

Glasgow is the Patrick Tomlinson of cities

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Even this other black dude is disgusted and confused by Ooga.

 

[Dog Eater]

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Even this other black dude is disgusted and confused by Ooga.

I have seen testicles that look significantly better than Oghenechowe Ekpeki’s head.

 

[RobertMewler]

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Even this other black dude is disgusted and confused by Ooga.

His shirt's horrified too.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

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Even this other black dude is disgusted and confused by Ooga.

He thinks Ooga is a homosexual and it brings great shame to their people.

 

[fricklefrackle]

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Even this other black dude is disgusted and confused by Ooga.

Oh God what was he thinking?? Trick question, niggers are incapable of thinking, stlaker.

 

[fricklefrackle]

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Even this other black dude is disgusted and confused by Ooga.

So that GoFundMe money went to these astonishing hair extensions. Blonde too. That's cultural appropriation, nigger.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

“After everyone had already gotten their books signed”

Really Pat? Why do you still have books next to you if “everyone” already got them?