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[TorquieTwoBeers]

If Paul still wants to play the pity card, he can publicly lament the fact that this award's shape will make it extremely difficult to shove up his ass. The Hugos should really be more accommodating of people's fetishes. Could be considered kink shaming. Be better, Hugos.

 

[SFWA liaison]

It's PALATE cleanser, you illiterate child fucking fuck

Bzzz, wrong

Both these tards pretend to be into writing

 

[Jenna]

ATTN: Paul Weimer

Jenna was all-caps posting when you won your first & second Hugo.

Paul may just win his first Hugo tonight. I'm pulling for him, maybe it'll pull him out of the lifelong funk that is his life.

PAUL WINS!
PAUL WINS!
PAUL WINS!

HUGO-AWARD WINNING AUTHOR PAUL WEIMER

This is the funniest possible scenario for the pig. He can be outwardly resentful at Leslie's Hugo and inwardly bitter and jealous that Paul is now more important than him.

PAUL JUST WON A SECOND HUGO FOR LIKE THE PODCAST OR WHATEVER HE DOES

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2X HUGO WINNER PAUL WEIMER
1X HUGO WINNER LADY IN JELLYFISH HAT

Now compare Jenna's enthusiasm to:

You're both in Scotland so I'm sure he congratulated you privately.

 

[TorquieTwoBeers]

Bzzz, wrong
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Both these tards pretend to be into writing

Wrong, child. And my Adirondack palette chairs are beautiful. I'm sorry you're so stupid. I can't help you.

 

[CompoundBasement]

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which one is it, fatty?
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too drunk to keep his narrative straight

He tries to keep up the "Most Victimized Victim Ever" larp, but it injures his ego so badly every time he takes another L that he can't help but snap back into his "Actual Tough Guy" persona. As usual, he's his own worst enemy. His lawyers must bang their heads on their desks every time he posts on social media. Hopefully they're smart enough to demand payment from him up front because he will absolutely cry "malpractice" when he loses another frivolous lawsuit.

 

[despacito69]

Rick jealously turning on his friends for their successes is the best ending TBH.

 

[Kinderman]

I already know how Paul will turn his Hugos into pity points. It’s obvious. He’s gonna say something like “on my bad days, a part of me is absolutely certain that I was only given my Hugos as compensation for Chengdu. Today is one of those days.”

 

[CompoundBasement]

He's "ready" for idiots like him to believe that Trump had himself shot, two people (including the assassin) murdered, and two others shot and sent to the E.R. in critical condition, but everyone who thinks (with credible evidence) that Fatso vandalized his own property and set up swattings on himself are the stupid ones. It's amazing he can tie his own vandal shoes.

 

[RickReternal]

It's amazing he can tie his own vandal shoes.

Wrong again, stlaker. Enjoy prison.

 

[Rudderman]

This fucker has one the weirdest builds I ever seen.

Any extra weight goes straight to his face. How many chins is he working on now? Then the fat slides to his bitch tit's, gut and upper body. He has no ass whatsoever with stick legs.

His shirt is too tight so it's like a rolled-up toothpaste tube just squeezing all the loose blubber upward and into his face.

Also, way to give a speech with the mask on Paul, you sadsack dipshit.

 

[TorquieTwoBeers]

Nice Zone of Faterest haircut, stupid.

I would like to edit my joke for resubmission: Nice CalZone of Interest haircut, stupid

 

[MonsterSteve]

This should be the new goal of the Forums: To get him canceled and thrown out by his community.

He's doing that quite well already.

 

[AliceWorquer]

If some asshole like Paul can get two Hugos then it's a worthless award. Some old "famous" books say the author was a Hugo winner on the cover--were they always bullshit?

I'm certain sff authors have always been creepy losers, but the hugos have been going for 70 fucking years. Previous winners include Arthur C Clarke, Asimov, Le Guin, Orson Scott Card, William Gibson and now Paul Weimer. I'll leave it to you to decide how far they've declined in quality.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

I'm certain sff authors have always been creepy losers, but the hugos have been going for 70 fucking years. Previous winners include Arthur C Clarke, Asimov, Le Guin, Orson Scott Card, William Gibson and now Paul Weimer. I'll leave it to you to decide how far they've declined in quality.

Didn’t Ooga Booga Ekpeki also win a Hugo?

 

[Rick Roblinson]

I'm certain sff authors have always been creepy losers, but the hugos have been going for 70 fucking years. Previous winners include Arthur C Clarke, Asimov, Le Guin, Orson Scott Card, William Gibson and now Paul Weimer. I'll leave it to you to decide how far they've declined in quality.

And Pat still can't get one HAHA HOLEE SHIIIIT

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

Looks like his hat matted his hair down. Here is what it’s intended to look like

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Looks like his hat matted his hair down. Here is what it’s intended to look like

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Rusty Brillo pad on top of a rotting potato

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

Hi pat. Big fan. Can you make the autograph out "to stlaker, from Fatrick?"

could always subvert the dumb fuck & ask for it to Mr S.Talker

 

[captain_kamala]

Didn’t Ooga Booga Ekpeki also win a Hugo?

He could never.

 

[captain_kamala]

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