Jesus Christ. Imagine being such a weak faggot that drinking a beer would cause you to spiral and destroy your life.

[SoloJoeAcousticShow]

What the fuck does this mean.

2.5 / two-and-a-half. you never heard of countries separating decimals with commas before?

 

[GOD DAMN RICH CUNT]

2.5 / two-and-a-half. you never heard of countries separating decimals with commas before?

Yeah but there were exclamation marks and shit, I got confused.

 

[Racist Google Intern]

That Alan therapist guy is basically a cult leader. The way they all talk about him like they owe him their lives is strange as fuck. How did he even manage to become a niche therapist? He seems to only deal with NY comics. "He understands the mind of a comic." Okay, well you all have different fucking minds, so are you so sure that he understands you more than some other therapist would? The only thing you can say for sure about comedians is that they're attention craving, they need constant validation and they love to hear themselves speak. That's a pretty great niche grift for a therapist to get into.

Therapy makes no sense to me anyway. I don't understand why having a really heavy conversation with a stranger once a week would be helpful. They all talk about how they cry in therapy all the time. Why would you want that?

Because it's all preformative for them, they wallow in self pity for an hour in front of someone, don't listen to any real advice, and then brag about going to therapy

ALL MODERN COMEDIANS DO THIS FAG SHIT UNLESS THEY OPENLY SHIT ON THERAPY.