If you want a BJ from Betsy Resto - it is $250

UnPRePared

For the last time, I am NOT Frank Grimes!
You make maybe the best Larry King posts in the biz, yet you pretend to be the least memorable guy from Genesis, a band with a roster that no one knows anything about other than Phil Collins and Peter Gabriel once being in it. I don't get it

You make a fair statement, lad, but it only holds water if I'm really pretending...

I do appreciate the compliment about the Larry King posts. The guy was known worldwide more than I think most Americans are aware, and he fascinated me. I watched his shows online for years, he never fucking challenged ANYONE! Plus he was a great guest on The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson, which is where I get most of my imitation of him from.

 

Racist Google Intern

Please watch the Itchy and Scratchy Friends Hour!
So what Wine is it in Wine Law?

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I have to be careful with my sugars, carbs in general, as a diabetic. I keep my insulin - you know, it's on me at all times! I'm prepared! And I like a good Cabernet, I remember those care free days, having a glass of Merlot with Liza Minnelli, Barry Manilow, Robert Blake! Now Robert, he could take down three pastrami sandwiches in one sitting! With extra meat! No class though, the juices would be all over his shirt. Dick Cavett ran to the bathroom to throw up, I didn't see him again for ten years! I asked him "Did you get lost in there?" when I finally saw him again.

Now this Betsy, I uh, look, let's just kvetch a bit here, I have luck with the ladies, but I don't have luck with the ladies, capisce? My alimony payments could fill a rolodex, but this gal, she's rounder than a matzah ball! And the nerve to ask $250 for oral sex! Yvonne DeCarlo only charged $50 and included a Lily Munster autograph!

Missy in Carolina who goes to Mass and lives with a faggot, you're on the air!
can you please change your bit to larry king?
 

The Real Ray Wilson

Report @UnPRePared for impersonation and block.
Now that @The Real Ray Wilson is here you can quit this charade
He's not the real one.

You can still doubt I'm the real one, I prefer that to an extent. But bloody hell, it sure feels like the pendulum has swung since he appeared.

Maybe I should put it to a vote....
We've established that you're an impersonator. I don't like folk who go around putting words in my mouth.

brb gonna bang Gosia
 

The Real Ray Wilson

Report @UnPRePared for impersonation and block.

BoomerSperg

You make maybe the best Larry King posts in the biz, yet you pretend to be the least memorable guy from Genesis, a band with a roster that no one knows anything about other than Phil Collins and Peter Gabriel once being in it. I don't get it
His real bit is that he's been King this entire time.
 
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