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CHRIS KYLES BULLSHIT STORY: BROKEN DOWN.

Single Action Army

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After reading @LingerLonger's post and some of the Goodreads reviews, it became clear that this is just a Brother Joe who could actually do some push-ups and served.

Making up shit to brag about where he was unquestioningly the good guy in the situation and exaggerating his service. Dehumanizing anyone who would THINK to oppose him and the great US of A. Shooting nog looters during Katrina, and how Uncle Sam looked out for him in the carjacking because it was just an American exercising his 2nd amendment rights. How much he loves his guns and that he got the hottest girl in the end.
This is what fat retarded boomers daydream about, being the mid-20th century American cowboy and saving the world because he's just so awesome.

All that was missing was the kid spit.
 

SexGodFireBrand

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As much as people here like to suck Ventura's dick, I honestly think he looked terrible in that debate with the worm. I would even go as far as to say that he lost the debate. He was the first one to lose his composure and start name calling and sarcastically thanking Norton for his service is not an argument or a refutation to anything the worm was saying. It was just a deflection
 

Chive Turkey

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Yeah everyone cites the ventura shit as the biggest lie in that boomer bait horseshit bio, but the story of him murdering looters during Katrina is way more disturbing/retarded to me.
I'm sure the military loves its servicemen bragging about ventilating dozens of unarmed American citizens willy-nilly. Even if everyone can agree that looters are scum, it's still a PR embarrassment.
 

Single Action Army

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As much as people here like to suck Ventura's dick, I honestly think he looked terrible in that debate with the worm. I would even go as far as to say that he lost the debate. He was the first one to lose his composure and start name calling and sarcastically thanking Norton for his service is not an argument or a refutation to anything the worm was saying. It was just a deflection

>Thinking debates are ever about winning/making ground when they're just hissyfit shitshows where each side's respective fans will tell them they won.
 

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I know they exist but I'm not aware of ever meeting a muslim that was unkind in any way to me personally. Arabs are especially pleasant people. I once worked overnight security at a homeless shelter. Around midnight Fridays these guys from a mosque would show up to donate trays of food leftover from whatever they get up to on a Friday night. Delicious food.
I take it you've never been to Europe
 

Single Action Army

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I take it you've never been to Europe

It's a super white response.
"Well the ones I've met never gave me any problems! The ones who live in my upper middle class American suburb are pretty nice!"
Conveniently ignoring that Islam was created for a pedophile warlord to more efficiently radicalize people to his warband, and somehow beats all the Abrahamic religions in violent atrocity. Saying he wants to shoot people carrying Qarans is the one funny line in that book.

Both the Qaran and Talmud explicitly advocate for the exploitation and death of nonbelievers, and white people are the only ones stupid/self-aggrandizing to think they don't mean it.
 

SexGodFireBrand

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It's a super white response.
"Well the ones I've met never gave me any problems! The ones who live in my upper middle class American suburb are pretty nice!"
Conveniently ignoring that Islam was created for a pedophile warlord to more efficiently radicalize people to his warband, and somehow beats all the Abrahamic religions in violent atrocity. Saying he wants to shoot people carrying Qarans is the one funny line in that book.

Both the Qaran and Talmud explicitly advocate for the exploitation and death of nonbelievers, and white people are the only ones stupid/self-aggrandizing to think they don't mean it.
Yeah it's crazy how many white people simp for Muslims/Arabs these days. Especially Eurocucks, I can tell OP and a lot of people ITT are Eurocucks by how much they simp for Islam
 

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Yeah it's crazy how many white people simp for Muslims/Arabs these days. Especially Eurocucks, I can tell OP and a lot of people ITT are Eurocucks by how much they simp for Islam
There’s a lot of fags in this part of the forum who get indignant about racism unironically. No one gives a fuck about a few dead sand nigger children. Their lives are valueless.
 

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There's some Navy department that does propaganda and ghostwriting for all these clowns. I forgot its exact name, but there's plenty of articles about it.

I've done a bunch of I.T. consulting, and one of the things that we do is that we write up something for Customer A and then we sell it to Customer B. If we can take material that we've already written, and recycle it, it's basically Free Money.

When the whole "Russiagate" thing came out, the first thing I thought was "I'll bet this shit was sitting on some shelf at Crowdstrike, and they wrote it ten years ago, and just sold it to Hilary Clinton and she didn't know any better."

My suspicions were basically confirmed, when it turned out that the entire "research" into the "hacking" was done by a single person at Crowdstrike. Not a team of ten, or some type of forensic experts, just some dipshit I.T. consultant who hadn't even hit 30 years old yet.
 

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I love that saga because when you finally hear the shit he is bitching about Gene was obviously just joking. Fuck the both of them honestly.

Simmons has a long history of creeping on everyone and anyone. It's his Modus Operandi. Some has-been radio announcer interviewed Simmons at some Casino a few years ago and he tried to fondle her Ron Jeremy style:


"The lawsuit, filed Dec. 15, alleges Simmons reached over and grabbed the hand of the radio personality, identified as Jane Doe, and “forcefully placed it on his knee and held it on his knee” during a Nov. 1 celebration of the reopening of a casino restaurant. Rock & Brews, co-founded by Simmons and Kiss bandmate Paul Stanley, had finished months of remodeling at its San Manuel Casino location.

The lawsuit accuses Simmons of turning interview questions into sexual innuendos and grabbing the woman’s hand again and making a cooing sound as he said she “must use lotion” before making another sexual innuendo. He then “forcibly flicked/struck” the woman in her throat and provided an “incoherent explanation” for doing so, the lawsuit alleges.

The woman ended the interview early but agreed to promotional photos, during which Simmons “reached toward Plaintiff Doe’s buttocks and touched it,” according to the lawsuit."
 

HipTuckerCumia

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After reading @LingerLonger's post and some of the Goodreads reviews, it became clear that this is just a Brother Joe who could actually do some push-ups and served.

Making up shit to brag about where he was unquestioningly the good guy in the situation and exaggerating his service. Dehumanizing anyone who would THINK to oppose him and the great US of A. Shooting nog looters during Katrina, and how Uncle Sam looked out for him in the carjacking because it was just an American exercising his 2nd amendment rights. How much he loves his guns and that he got the hottest girl in the end.
This is what fat retarded boomers daydream about, being the mid-20th century American cowboy and saving the world because he's just so awesome.

All that was missing was the kid spit.
Let's not forget he also found Made in France chemical weapons in Iraq. AMERICA FREEDOM FRIES FUCK YEAH.
 
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