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CHRIS KYLES BULLSHIT STORY: BROKEN DOWN.

LingerLonger

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He claimed all sorts of wild shit in his book too like the SuperDome looters story. He seemed unstable and even the movie made no sense. They were being attacked by insurgents and he was on a sat phone telling his wife he loved her.
Some of Chris Kyle's insane lies over the years:

- Claimed to have assaulted Jesse Ventura in front of a room full of SEALs that were there for a BUDS/SQT graduation. Truth is that he never even met Ventura. And not a single SEAL actually verified the story in court and was willing to testify. No SEAL has ever backed him up in court because they all know the truth. A handful of SEALs to this day go on podcasts and news and say that Chris Kyle told the truth.
- Claimed to have more bronze and silver star awards than authorized. He forged his DD214 stolen valor style and was caught which was not really necessary as the Navy already gave him tons of combat awards. When he ETS'd from the military he added more awards than authorized so that when the paperwork went through for his DD214 it would show more combat awards. He was caught because of the negative attention from the whole Ventura thing caused people to start digging into his background heavily.
- Once said that he was brought into New Orleans after Hurricane Katrina and with teams of SEAL snipers he was shooting looters and killed "dozens" of looters and armed men when he was stationed on top of the Superdome. According to Chris he shot and killed at least '30 people' during Hurricane Katrina. This was entirely made up and caused NAVSPECWAR and the FBI to issue statements claiming that no SEALs were brought into New Orleans to shoot Americans. No one knows why he made this story up.
- Told people that he was carjacked in Texas and shot the two attackers in close combat and killed them. When the police showed up he flashed them a Navy CAC card that said SEAL and they called the CIA and buried the bodies and destroyed the gas station footage where his car was parked when the men tried to steal it from him. But, this literally never happened, and he made the entire thing up and the FBI and local police flat out said he made it up. Keep in mind that Chris Kyle was a basic SEAL sniper and not some JSOC James Bond type operator as well. He told this story to dozens of SEALs.

Side note. One time a SEAL from SDV retired and became a self defense teacher. This SEAL was in his car in a parking lot and pulled his gun out of his waistband and shot himself in the stomach on accident. The SEAL plugged the wound and hid his gun at his house then drove to the hospital himself. The SEAL told the hospital that three carjackers shot at him and he needed treatment. Police questioned him and started looking at surveillance cameras and knew he was lying. They charged him with false statement and illegal discharging of a firearm. CIA comes in and gets the police to back down. They recruit this SEAL to become some type of assassin in exchange for getting him out of jail. He agrees to become an assassin for the CIA. He and seven other CIA operatives are smuggled into Haiti with weapons. They fail to make it through a government checkpoint and are caught with weapons and arrested. The Haitian police directly accuse them of trying to assassinate the president of Haiti. The CIA pays the Haitian government millions to release the men.

That operator's name is Chris McKinley though he was born Chris Heben. His brother was caught as a stolen valor case once.
Wasn't he literally shooting women and kids to up his kill count?
I doubt he killed more than two or three people in the entire war. Guy was a total CIA spook and coward. Never talked the talked like a real sniper or killer. You could hear his faggoty voice shake whenever he talked about war. His entire story was made up for Navy recruiting. He might have been killed on purpose by that PTSD guy he took shooting being some type of CIA plant. But he also might have just been an idiot and completely out of control at that point.
 

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Some of Chris Kyle's insane lies over the years:

- Claimed to have assaulted Jesse Ventura in front of a room full of SEALs that were there for a BUDS/SQT graduation. Truth is that he never even met Ventura. And not a single SEAL actually verified the story in court and was willing to testify. No SEAL has ever backed him up in court because they all know the truth. A handful of SEALs to this day go on podcasts and news and say that Chris Kyle told the truth.
- Claimed to have more bronze and silver star awards than authorized. He forged his DD214 stolen valor style and was caught which was not really necessary as the Navy already gave him tons of combat awards. When he ETS'd from the military he added more awards than authorized so that when the paperwork went through for his DD214 it would show more combat awards. He was caught because of the negative attention from the whole Ventura thing caused people to start digging into his background heavily.
- Once said that he was brought into New Orleans after Hurricane Katrina and with teams of SEAL snipers he was shooting looters and killed "dozens" of looters and armed men when he was stationed on top of the Superdome. According to Chris he shot and killed at least '30 people' during Hurricane Katrina. This was entirely made up and caused NAVSPECWAR and the FBI to issue statements claiming that no SEALs were brought into New Orleans to shoot Americans. No one knows why he made this story up.
- Told people that he was carjacked in Texas and shot the two attackers in close combat and killed them. When the police showed up he flashed them a Navy CAC card that said SEAL and they called the CIA and buried the bodies and destroyed the gas station footage where his car was parked when the men tried to steal it from him. But, this literally never happened, and he made the entire thing up and the FBI and local police flat out said he made it up. Keep in mind that Chris Kyle was a basic SEAL sniper and not some JSOC James Bond type operator as well. He told this story to dozens of SEALs.

Side note. One time a SEAL from SDV retired and became a self defense teacher. This SEAL was in his car in a parking lot and pulled his gun out of his waistband and shot himself in the stomach on accident. The SEAL plugged the wound and hid his gun at his house then drove to the hospital himself. The SEAL told the hospital that three carjackers shot at him and he needed treatment. Police questioned him and started looking at surveillance cameras and knew he was lying. They charged him with false statement and illegal discharging of a firearm. CIA comes in and gets the police to back down. They recruit this SEAL to become some type of assassin in exchange for getting him out of jail. He agrees to become an assassin for the CIA. He and seven other CIA operatives are smuggled into Haiti with weapons. They fail to make it through a government checkpoint and are caught with weapons and arrested. The Haitian police directly accuse them of trying to assassinate the president of Haiti. The CIA pays the Haitian government millions to release the men.

That operator's name is Chris McKinley though he was born Chris Heben. His brother was caught as a stolen valor case once.

I doubt he killed more than two or three people in the entire war. Guy was a total CIA spook and coward. Never talked the talked like a real sniper or killer. You could hear his faggoty voice shake whenever he talked about war. His entire story was made up for Navy recruiting. He might have been killed on purpose by that PTSD guy he took shooting being some type of CIA plant. But he also might have just been an idiot and completely out of control at that point.
This fucking Chris was more creative than Spielberg.

 

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His book is definitely the work of a sociopath. The casual way he talks about wanting to kill someone just because they're holding a religious book from the foreign religion is not the work of a mentally stable person. My barber is Iraqi and his father still lives in Iraq and he talks all the time about how corrupt the elections there are. His father is accompanied in the voting booth by government representatives to make sure he votes for the approved candidate. That's all the US achieved there. Absolute corruption.

That said, never trust the word of special forces. They are a wing of the intelligence services more than they're a part of the Navy.
They are a 4,000 year old culture that never once had a democracy and achieved wonders. But here come some 200 year old country giving you democracy at the butt of a gun. I'm sure they really appreciate it.
 

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He claimed all sorts of wild shit in his book too like the SuperDome looters story. He seemed unstable and even the movie made no sense. They were being attacked by insurgents and he was on a sat phone telling his wife he loved her.
Yeah everyone cites the ventura shit as the biggest lie in that boomer bait horseshit bio, but the story of him murdering looters during Katrina is way more disturbing/retarded to me.
 

Sue Lightning

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Jesse is no different than Joe Cumia pointing at his not Navy Seal hat, funster. Nice UDT, stupidster.
Joe Cumia went to 6 months of boot camp because he was a degenerate who got arrested

Ventura served his country at 18 and did Frogman training, but fabricates the extent of his service and how big a SEAL he was

Nice try with the hate tho funster.
 

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Joe Cumia went to 6 months of boot camp because he was a degenerate who got arrested

Ventura served his country at 18 and did Frogman training, but fabricates the extent of his service and how big a SEAL he was

Nice try with the hate tho funster.
He's made it seem like for years that he was a combat vet and all he did was swim in a pool and he GOT DA HAT

I'm more of a combat vet going to Hooligan's to challenge Pat, funster.
 

Sue Lightning

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I doubt he killed more than two or three people in the entire war. Guy was a total CIA spook and coward. Never talked the talked like a real sniper or killer. You could hear his faggoty voice shake whenever he talked about war. His entire story was made up for Navy recruiting. He might have been killed on purpose by that PTSD guy he took shooting being some type of CIA plant. But he also might have just been an idiot and completely out of control at that point.
Chris Kyle was literally crafted by the US government to be the ultimate spook pro-war shill. Says he found WMD’s in Iraq. Says he punched the EVIL Jesse Ventura for having the nerve to call out baby killers and W Bush. The bullshit stories of Katrina looters and gas station robbers, despite being cold murder of other Americans, still make retarded drones cheer on because he seems like a lone wolf badass. People were coming out and saying Ventura should be killed for not backing down to Kyle, and Ventura was shunned from all Veteran gatherings after this. They were all on it on it: Don’t you dare criticize the war effort or else.

Kyle killed more than 2 or 3 people but the keyword there is people. He wasn’t killing enemy insurgents. He was murdering innocent women and children and bragging about it. Drop guns were big in Iraq and these people would shoot civilians then drop weapons on them to up their kill count. He would lie about killing American civilians so no doubt he was a rampaging psycho against the people he viewed as animals.

Kyle died not as some set up but because he’s a fucking retard. He wasn’t trained to help people with PTSD. He came from the war and probably had PTSD himself so thought, insanely, that taking a guy with PTSD to a shooting range would heal him. And being the piece of shit that he is they didn’t talk to this veteran for the whole car ride, and Kyle was texting his friends “This guys a fucking weirdo”.

The little cunt won’t even look at me…hey wait, put the gun down man.
 

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He's made it seem like for years that he was a combat vet and all he did was swim in a pool and he GOT DA HAT

I'm more of a combat vet going to Hooligan's to challenge Pat, funster.
LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING PAL. I TRAINED WITH THE BEST. I WAS A NAVY SEAL AND DID UNDERWATER DEMOLITION TRAINING. HOW DARE ANYONE QUESTION MY PATRIOTISM

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Single Action Army

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Wish Jesse wouldve just picked Norton up like a toddler being punished and hurled him across the room.

Yeah? Well good luck, pal. He'd have to go through MASTER PO first.


Anyways, I've always heard about this shit but never looked into it. Nice fawkin summary.

Who would have thought a SEAL who follows ZOG protocol unquestioningly wouldn't be good at subtle, nuance-rich storytelling?
 
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