Childless losers

Turry Fawks

Seven toothbrushes
Watching a silent film with a live orchestra is beautiful, I've done it a few times myself. Meanwhile, building models for children is empty and backwards. You fucking bellend.



No grown man uses "prezzies" in a sentence. Written or verbal.

I hate this man so much. I would force him to watch Metropolis just because I know he'd kill himself since there's no CGI explosions.
Metropolis watch pretty good. The fully restored version is up on YouTube
 

AliceWorquer

Fat bitch with faggot tits
I’ve never seen a man take so many selfies alone. Look at those tiny arms! “Not a hint of a tricep” as I say often.
The arms are the biggest giveaway that he has no physical ability at all. It's not even that they lack definition, they look atrophied like he's just got out of a shoulder cast. There is no physical way that a person could go to a gym even semi regularly and have that kind of mass. It's not possible unless he has some kind of condition. A few hours of yard work a week would get better results.

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I assumed that left arm had to be photoshopped to look so feeble but it's not. If he has such a problem with being a soft boy why doesn't he just lift some fucking weights? Not even gym weights, just anything heavy. He's probably spent more energy lying about his physicality than he ever would have just getting in shape. If he did one chin up every time he had to deny he was fat and doughy he would be ripped by now.
 

'THE NIGGER MAN'

Shane Noakes' rabbi raped his 9 year old dick off.
He thinks his shirts are controversial and create a scene. In reality nobody gives a fuck what is printed on your tshirt

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Rednecks get a pass with T-shirts in middle age because they don't give a fuck and aren't putting on political firebrand airs.

Patrick, on the other hand, being the poorest, specialist 1.2 boy that he is, cannot comprehend that the communist slogans billboarded on his misshapen doughy body draw only ridicule at his impoverished and stupid lifestyle.
 

iblBangedQuasi

Dan Mullen touched my PP at The Galway Pub
It's tough to build any muscle when the only exercise you get is stabbing your hooves into your phone for twitter likes, lifting copious amounts of alcohol to your snout and cleaning strangers cum and piss off your Airbnb rentals toilet seat
 

UnPRePared

For the last time, I am NOT Donal Logue!
there are few things more embarrassing than an adult male celebrating his birthday. I am biased but i think we all know “prezzies” is gay.

It screams "look at me, child! LOOK AT MEEEEE!"

Fuck you, sincerely. You wanna humbly celebrate a new decade? Be my guest, I somewhat get that, but again, be humble about it. To celebrate it like a six year old kid is horseshit.

I bet he had a Star Wars marathon and an actual cake with Darth Vader on it. The cunt.
 

Uncle Anthony Cumia

Hot tubs, guns and slack jawed brothers
Watching a silent film with a live orchestra is beautiful, I've done it a few times myself. Meanwhile, building models for children is empty and backwards. You fucking bellend.



No grown man uses "prezzies" in a sentence. Written or verbal.

I hate this man so much. I would force him to watch Metropolis just because I know he'd kill himself since there's no CGI explosions.
Jim Florentine ripped on him for the Prezzies line. Basically called him a fag in the most PC way possible.
 
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Guest
There's nothing wrong with people not having kids, but I have yet to anything to replace what Mother Nature intended that isn't complete degeneracy. Pretty much without fail the married couples I've known who didn't have kids simply had the added "perks" of always having the latest phone/gaming device, weed, traveling (you can do this with kids including newborns btw), and eventually it just leads to swinging/cuckoldry.
 

SquealersWheel

I was only jokin'
Mean while today, I took my kid to meet Bluey and Bingo. But I guess getting drunk, putting together plastic toys, and sitting alone in half a house with a 30 year old episode of Star Trek plays in the background is fun too.
What's so dumb about it is he's not even doing anything cool or purposeful with all that free time. You could still do all that goofy shit while taking care of your kid. You'd just have to scale it back. And your kid would probably think you're a fag for playing with toys, but at least you wouldn't have another man (the 2nd one now) raising her.
 

TorqueWheeler

Dan doesn't have a penis. I. Do.
The arms are the biggest giveaway that he has no physical ability at all. It's not even that they lack definition, they look atrophied like he's just got out of a shoulder cast. There is no physical way that a person could go to a gym even semi regularly and have that kind of mass. It's not possible unless he has some kind of condition. A few hours of yard work a week would get better results.

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I assumed that left arm had to be photoshopped to look so feeble but it's not. If he has such a problem with being a soft boy why doesn't he just lift some fucking weights? Not even gym weights, just anything heavy. He's probably spent more energy lying about his physicality than he ever would have just getting in shape. If he did one chin up every time he had to deny he was fat and doughy he would be ripped by now.
He really is an absolutely pathetic specimen. Even a month spent in the gym 5 days a week should see better gains that than. This pathetic blob of shit claims he's been doing that for over 10 years. He doesn't even realize that if it were true it's even more embarrassing than just pretending he did.
 

Harry Powell

Lyndon Evans Superfan
He really is an absolutely pathetic specimen. Even a month spent in the gym 5 days a week should see better gains that than. This pathetic blob of shit claims he's been doing that for over 10 years. He doesn't even realize that if it were true it's even more embarrassing than just pretending he did.
Based on his gym postings it seems like he doesn’t have an actual program. He’s too smart and special to follow someone else’s routine, so he randomly hops around from various machines and cardio equipment.

I could believe Patso probably goes to the gym once every week or so with nothing to show for it, just like the rest of his “efforts” in life.
 

TorqueWheeler

Dan doesn't have a penis. I. Do.
Based on his gym postings it seems like he doesn’t have an actual program. He’s too smart and special to follow someone else’s routine, so he randomly hops around from various machines and cardio equipment.

I could believe Patso probably goes to the gym once every week or so with nothing to show for it, just like the rest of his “efforts” in life.
I'd genuinely love to sit down with him and have a legit conversation about working out and the science behind building muscle. It shouldn't even be possible to look as bad as he does if he's genuinely been in the gym regularly for over a decade. Obviously he has trash tier genetics but he has zero muscle mass. Zero visible muscle separation. If anything he looks atrophied. He should see a doctor if he has honestly been a regular gym goer for 10+ years. Does he not realize the idea is to constantly increase tension at a full stretch? Certainly, not eating enough calories can't be the problem so what is it, Pat?
 

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

Stand Alone Fruit
Based on his gym postings it seems like he doesn’t have an actual program. He’s too smart and special to follow someone else’s routine, so he randomly hops around from various machines and cardio equipment.

I could believe Patso probably goes to the gym once every week or so with nothing to show for it, just like the rest of his “efforts” in life.
The thing here is, Pat “goes” to the gym but it’s obvious he doesn’t do anything difficult and is mostly looking at his phone or standing and watching CNN since whatever they’re babbling about is important to him and also to get angry at whatever Fox News is doing. Then after barely doing anything he goes to the steam room because he thinks sweating = same as working out to get a sweat going. If anything going to the stream room only gets the booze out of his pores so he can get drunk again.

Let’s not forget he actually bought jumping boxes for a gym in his attic like that isn’t retarded.
 

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

Stand Alone Fruit
I'd genuinely love to sit down with him and have a legit conversation about working out and the science behind building muscle. It shouldn't even be possible to look as bad as he does if he's genuinely been in the gym regularly for over a decade. Obviously he has trash tier genetics but he has zero muscle mass. Zero visible muscle separation. If anything he looks atrophied. He should see a doctor if he has honestly been a regular gym goer for 10+ years. Does he not realize the idea is to constantly increase tension at a full stretch? Certainly, not eating enough calories can't be the problem so what is it, Pat?
I’m still convinced his workout of claims like “I bench 250” is actually him benching 5 pounds 5 times since he seems to add all the weight together which would explain why he looks so flabby. He has the muscle mass of a veal.
 
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