Solid bit
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Mr. Tomlinson has just threatened Leslie Varney, a female publisher whom he has been attacking on Twitter from behind a block for more than a year, to be sued into poverty with a lawsuit that will presumably be funded by the Science Fiction and Fantasy Writers of America.
- Mr. Tomlinson's 2021 lawsuit was funded in secret by the Science Fiction and Fantasy Writers of America, a 501(c)(3) charity, to the tune of $100,000 without the knowledge or consent of their donors or members. They also agreed to pay any sanctions in case he lost (which he did).
- All parties involved signed NDAs so that the general public would never know.
- To this day, SFWA has never acknowledged its funding of the lawsuit, and actively instructs the few people in the know to ignore all inquiries into it.
- Is the Science Fiction and Fantasy Writers of America funding Mr. Tomlinson's lawsuit against the Milwaukee Police? If they are, the general public probably wouldn't know due to their history of funding expensive lawsuits in secret.
- You can use IRS form 3949-A to report SFWA's activity if you reasonably believe that it is illegal for a 501(c)(3) charity to secretly fund frivolous nuisance lawsuits for one of its members.
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal (himself) to a troll.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never shown this video footage during any of his media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergences (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
Any good highschool stories?
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Looking back I wish I'd done more pranks - setting off fireworks, filling a classroom with foam that sort of thing.
The only thing I did was get the librarian with laxative chocolate (that old gag). She was notorious for confiscating edibles, so I put some of this chocolate on top of a muffin. Sure enough, she came up and started picking chunks off the top. She wasn't in school the next day.
The only thing I did was get the librarian with laxative chocolate (that old gag). She was notorious for confiscating edibles, so I put some of this chocolate on top of a muffin. Sure enough, she came up and started picking chunks off the top. She wasn't in school the next day.
Used to pull a reverse Chris Hansen and text underage girls as a predator trying to meet up with them. "Meet me by the mailbox. Wait I got scared come to the bushes. Wait they saw me come meet me in the parking lot." The fucking retards would just do what I said 90% of the time - for a totally random number texting them out of the blue lol We'd drive by and heckle them or throw drinks. Sure beats getting laid!
Bunch of queers. Their tight spandex shorts. Some of the hottest girls in my school played volleyball.
Some of the girls on our v-ball team could be model material, but there was always one who looked like Alice the Goon.
At my school they were all gangly and goofy. The hottest broads at my school were, you guessed it, cheerleaders for the football team.
When they put that ass in spandex. That shit ain't goofy.
I used to drive from age 13, cus why not? by the time I was at that school I think the teachers were beyond caring. We used to drive or walk to the local park & get stoned at lunchtime in the womens' toilets (it was mostly girls & just couple guys including me), one day I took a pull from the joint & fell straight over unconcsious, back at school I was still off-my-tits but my 'form tutor' was also a religious studies teacher & I remember having a real deep conversation about concsiousness & beliefs.
By the time I was 15 I'd rented my own house round the corner which had a pool table, so everyone would pile-round at lunchtime even though I wasn't attending full-time at this point.
I was selling bits of weed to make ends meet & some guys (who I didn't like) asked for some & I'd run-out, so I sold them some earl grey tealeaves, they actually seemed to get high from so I asked to take a drag - it actually seemed to buzz you in some way, maybe some form of happy hypoxia which i definitely don't recommend.
By the time I was 15 I'd rented my own house round the corner which had a pool table, so everyone would pile-round at lunchtime even though I wasn't attending full-time at this point.
I was selling bits of weed to make ends meet & some guys (who I didn't like) asked for some & I'd run-out, so I sold them some earl grey tealeaves, they actually seemed to get high from so I asked to take a drag - it actually seemed to buzz you in some way, maybe some form of happy hypoxia which i definitely don't recommend.
That will show him.
What happens in El cajon stays in El cajon.
We had a really good football team and just a few years ago they made a movie about the team. The movie was fucking terrible. There was an open bar at the premier so we just got trashed and openly laughed at how awful it was. I overheard one of the actors complaining that we were being rude and that they had worked really hard on the movie. Typical fag shit.
I have a few.
Aside from our school resource officer, our high school had a few "security guards." Most were older retirees, including a Marine who one day shit his pants while on the job.
A few of us guys were in the bathroom during our lunch period, and someone pointed out that the security guard in question was in one of the stalls. We could tell it was him because his ID badge was clipped to his belt, which was easily visible from below the stall door.
Next, we noticed the security guard remove his shoes, followed by his pants and underpants...which we could clearly tell were soiled. By this point, we were laughing our asses off - the security guard was oblivious to this because the hand dryer was running, and it was loud enough to drown out the laughter.
We then returned to the cafeteria, and once we saw the guard exit the stall, two guys went back into the bathroom to find evidence of the pants-shitting. Sure enough, they found the dirty underwear in the trash can, and one of them took a picture of it with the camera on his flip phone. Mind you, this was back in 2005.
News of the pants shitting spread like wildfire, which one of the guys who witnessed the shitting played a key role in. We had concert band practice right after lunch, and the music teacher was a cool guy who'd occasionally kick off practice by sharing a funny story. Sure enough, one of us stepped up and shared the story with the 60 or so kids in attendance without missing any details. Unfortunately, the guard eventually found out when some faggot who was obsessed with the Marines told him.
I may share some more. The football coach's sex tape coming out is a good one, too.
Aside from our school resource officer, our high school had a few "security guards." Most were older retirees, including a Marine who one day shit his pants while on the job.
A few of us guys were in the bathroom during our lunch period, and someone pointed out that the security guard in question was in one of the stalls. We could tell it was him because his ID badge was clipped to his belt, which was easily visible from below the stall door.
Next, we noticed the security guard remove his shoes, followed by his pants and underpants...which we could clearly tell were soiled. By this point, we were laughing our asses off - the security guard was oblivious to this because the hand dryer was running, and it was loud enough to drown out the laughter.
We then returned to the cafeteria, and once we saw the guard exit the stall, two guys went back into the bathroom to find evidence of the pants-shitting. Sure enough, they found the dirty underwear in the trash can, and one of them took a picture of it with the camera on his flip phone. Mind you, this was back in 2005.
News of the pants shitting spread like wildfire, which one of the guys who witnessed the shitting played a key role in. We had concert band practice right after lunch, and the music teacher was a cool guy who'd occasionally kick off practice by sharing a funny story. Sure enough, one of us stepped up and shared the story with the 60 or so kids in attendance without missing any details. Unfortunately, the guard eventually found out when some faggot who was obsessed with the Marines told him.
I may share some more. The football coach's sex tape coming out is a good one, too.
I never went. School of hard knocks for ol' Terry
If your going to do a bit account at least get your own name right.
I had a 3 way and one of the girls was a virgin. That was odd.
Talk about jumping into the deep end.
Linger longer
What was the other guy's name?