I remember being a freshman and faking dropping my pencil so I could look up the dress of girl in English class. My prom I went to a buddies hung out on his roof and threw empty beer bottles at passing cars.
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Mr. Tomlinson has just threatened Leslie Varney, a female publisher whom he has been attacking on Twitter from behind a block for more than a year, to be sued into poverty with a lawsuit that will presumably be funded by the Science Fiction and Fantasy Writers of America.
- Mr. Tomlinson's 2021 lawsuit was funded in secret by the Science Fiction and Fantasy Writers of America, a 501(c)(3) charity, to the tune of $100,000 without the knowledge or consent of their donors or members. They also agreed to pay any sanctions in case he lost (which he did).
- All parties involved signed NDAs so that the general public would never know.
- To this day, SFWA has never acknowledged its funding of the lawsuit, and actively instructs the few people in the know to ignore all inquiries into it.
- Is the Science Fiction and Fantasy Writers of America funding Mr. Tomlinson's lawsuit against the Milwaukee Police? If they are, the general public probably wouldn't know due to their history of funding expensive lawsuits in secret.
- You can use IRS form 3949-A to report SFWA's activity if you reasonably believe that it is illegal for a 501(c)(3) charity to secretly fund frivolous nuisance lawsuits for one of its members.
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal (himself) to a troll.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never shown this video footage during any of his media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergences (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
Any good highschool stories?
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Taking the shocks out of my friends explorer and nearly rolling it over.
Putting household speakers in the back of the same Explorer and blowing the rear window out at a stop light.
Crashing our shit boxes into each other at the stop light leaving school. Doing burnouts
Putting household speakers in the back of the same Explorer and blowing the rear window out at a stop light.
Crashing our shit boxes into each other at the stop light leaving school. Doing burnouts
I wasn't nearly as cool as I am on the Forums, believe it or not.
No
I would ride in the bed of my friend's pickup truck while he tore ass around the school parking lot, holding on to a rope attached to one of the cab-side tiedowns. When campus security saw us doing this, they begged us to stop and the fear in their eyes made us think about exactly what we were doing. Did it a couple more times after that.
One of our teachers was a sick piece of shit who had a ranking of each student at the front of the class, and would alter it based on our academic performance/how well we were doing in class. No reason for that other than to be sadistic.
Sophomore year. New kid moved to the area. He was an asshole. In hindsight makes sense. He was abused by his parents. I remember taughnting him to kill himself and he did. That one has always stuck with me.
I jerked off in the bathroom A LOT
That is assumed
I didn't do this but I did figure out how to turn the pressure/gallons per flush up on the urinals. (Trade school, I'm retarded) And I set almost every urinal to just flush GALLONS at a time. Many unhappy janitors and male students
As it should lol
Oh big man gives up the website and now he's a regular guy breakin bawlls in heah
Yes. Saying factual statements. That's your bit?
Had a midget english teacher for 3 months and the entire class basically had a competition to see who could make her cry.
No idea why she quit.
No idea why she quit.
We would drink vodka before school at 7 am and listen to no doubt or sublime. So cool right. Probably get a good 6 shots in before first period.
My friend who was the star football guy thought he could fuck the new math teacher, one of those busty fresh college grads that gets their first hs gig, like 23, sexy the works.
He was hitting on her inbetween classes and she smelled alcohol on his breathe and reported him to the dean lol.
I remember he came to my car after spending the day in school suspension and chugging the rest of the 1/4 handle of skol vodka and saying “fuck that shit”.
He ended up tearing his acl or someshit and became a coke dealer in college. His senior year he was driving home doing a red eye drive to comeback home for christmas and hit a pole on the freeway, presumably after falling asleep from being barred out on xans. Dead on impact.
Life comes at you fast.
My friend who was the star football guy thought he could fuck the new math teacher, one of those busty fresh college grads that gets their first hs gig, like 23, sexy the works.
He was hitting on her inbetween classes and she smelled alcohol on his breathe and reported him to the dean lol.
I remember he came to my car after spending the day in school suspension and chugging the rest of the 1/4 handle of skol vodka and saying “fuck that shit”.
He ended up tearing his acl or someshit and became a coke dealer in college. His senior year he was driving home doing a red eye drive to comeback home for christmas and hit a pole on the freeway, presumably after falling asleep from being barred out on xans. Dead on impact.
Life comes at you fast.
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I remember my first year of HS there was a big Blacks vs Mexicans fight and no one was allowed to go to the restroom to take a shit during class for like 3 months.
Speaking of shitting during class. One year I was in English class and a friend dared me to drop a dookie in the little tissue trashcan in the bathroom across the hall. So I did and it smelled...like fucking shit, but worse. I then went back to class and we were watching out the door as these 3 dorks came skipping down the hall laughing about something and headed into the bathroom. They immediately all start screaming like they just walked in on their mother's dead raped corpses and run off. It was funny as fuck but their reaction kind of scared me and I was convinced there was going to be a huge investigation into who shit in the trashcan and they would check security cam footage to see who went in and when. So right before class ended I slipped back in there and used a pencil to like push the turd out of the trashcan into a toilet so I could flush the evidence away. The whole time I was like "wtf are you doin, maaaaan?" it was definitely a come to Jesus moment and my last shit prank.
Speaking of shitting during class. One year I was in English class and a friend dared me to drop a dookie in the little tissue trashcan in the bathroom across the hall. So I did and it smelled...like fucking shit, but worse. I then went back to class and we were watching out the door as these 3 dorks came skipping down the hall laughing about something and headed into the bathroom. They immediately all start screaming like they just walked in on their mother's dead raped corpses and run off. It was funny as fuck but their reaction kind of scared me and I was convinced there was going to be a huge investigation into who shit in the trashcan and they would check security cam footage to see who went in and when. So right before class ended I slipped back in there and used a pencil to like push the turd out of the trashcan into a toilet so I could flush the evidence away. The whole time I was like "wtf are you doin, maaaaan?" it was definitely a come to Jesus moment and my last shit prank.
Back when RadioShack was still a thing, one of us bought a "rape alarm" thing that you pull a key out and it is deafeningly loud. It doesn't stop til you put the specific key thing back in, I guess to scare away Daquandrius from raping you. After lunch when the hallway was full, we ripped the key out and stuck it in a big Ziploc bag full of bouncy balls, and chucked it down the hallway.
No one knew what was happening and a teacher had to pick it up. They couldn't figure out how to shut the thing off so they ran to the bathroom and dumped the massive bag of rubber bouncy balls and electronic rape alarm in the toilet.
The rape alarm was quelled but the idiot clogged the toilet with all the balls and the janitor was pissed.
Man highschool kids are assholes or something
No one knew what was happening and a teacher had to pick it up. They couldn't figure out how to shut the thing off so they ran to the bathroom and dumped the massive bag of rubber bouncy balls and electronic rape alarm in the toilet.
The rape alarm was quelled but the idiot clogged the toilet with all the balls and the janitor was pissed.
Man highschool kids are assholes or something
We moved all the time so I went to 7 different high schools. Can't say that I enjoyed the experience, especially when some bald guy bullied me into killing myself. I hope that it sticks with him.