Anthony Just Can’t Let Bill Go

[Turry Fawks]

I joined this site to shitpost and talk about stuff that most people haven't cared about for over ten years, not have people say weird vague shit to me and give me strange purity tests.

Look - post a picture of yourself to prove you don't have sumptuous tits or fawwwwwwk awffff @NoBacon comment?

 

[Jack_Horner]

it'd be dope if Nana killed Burr then herself

Suicide bomber Antwon Kumiya

 

[Mr. Faggotry]

Bill never liked Anthony. It's fairly obvious when you listen back to the older clips. Even when he was tolerable and into conspiracy theory shit, he would regularly get into "LEAVE IT ALONE" level uncomfortable conversations with Anthony on air.

 

[NoBacon]

Look - post a picture of yourself to prove you don't have sumptuous tits or fawwwwwwk awffff @NoBacon comment?

I’m better built than you.

 

[Turry Fawks]

I’m better built than you.

And more sex had?

 

[NoBacon]

And more sex had?

Who cares?

 

[Phish]

ll

Who cares?

Didnt you murder a homeless guy or something?

 

[Turry Fawks]

ll

Didnt you murder a homeless guy or something?

He was just trying to be like Hitler, okay?

 

[NoBacon]

ll

Didnt you murder a homeless guy or something?

That’s what happens to my enemies, I put them in the fucking ground. @Turry Fawks is 5”3.

 

[Turry Fawks]

That’s what happens to my enemies, I put them in the fucking ground. @Turry Fawks is 5”3.

Am not! I'm 5'6"!

 

[NoBacon]

Am not! I'm 5'6"!

You’re built like a malnourished Victorian orphan chimney sweep. A gay rude one.

 

[Turry Fawks]

You’re built like a malnourished Victorian orphan chimney sweep. A gay rude one.

You're a sweet boy who would crumble under any sort of confrontation. After I recreated that scene from Kingpin (you know the one) with you it would be time for your binky, your blanky and your nap

 

[NoBacon]

You're a sweet boy who would crumble under any sort of confrontation. After I recreated that scene from Kingpin (you know the one) with you it would be time for your binky, your blanky and your nap

 

[iFapToJusticeGorak]

Bill Burr isn't stupid, and realized his comedy career would improve if he moved to L.A.

God only knows if Joe Rogan is smart, because he's baked all the time, but he realized his career would improve if he moved to Austin.

Burr realized that marrying a black woman would give him "armor" against any attempts to cancel him.

Rogan realized that marrying a woman would give him "armor" in the event that people noticed he's homosexual.

The entire notion of "marrying for love" has only been around for about a hundred years. For most of recorded time, people married for financial reasons. I think there's a solid argument to be made, that a lot of the reason that modern women are so miserable is because Disney convinced them that "marrying for love" was the only option.

Here's a really stupid analogy:

I am insanely picky about trackballs. I started using trackballs on my computer about 30 years ago, based on a random recommendation from some dude at a computer store. He said trackballs were better than mice. Ever since then, I've probably purchased a HUNDRED trackballs. I've never found a single one that I'm 100% happy with. See where I'm going with this? I was perfectly happy using a mouse, but some dude put the idea in my head that somewhere out there was the perfect trackball, I just had to find it. I've been looking for 30 years now. I literally swapped one out this morning. This is what it's like for women to date in 2024; they have an endless series of options, and none of them make them happy, because they always know that there's something else out there. Marriage wasn't like that in 1950; women just married a dude who could provide for them, and they learned to love the one they're with. [cue the music]

I’m not reading all that

 

[Phish]

your binky, your blanky and your

Nappy*

Just sounds better. Thanks for taking my input to heart. Bless your heart

 

[Phish]

That’s what happens to my enemies, I put them in the fucking ground. @Turry Fawks is 5”3.

I cant even imagine what happens to your enemies that are under 5’4”. Their loved ones must fawwwkin despise you.

 

[BoringFaggot]

You just know he sits around constantly thinking about how disrespected he was by Burr.

 

[DMAN]

Whoa man you're a bigger O&A fan than me. Please accept a big box of cocks as your prize. You totally figured it out, I'm pretending to be a fan, I actually just found O&A 6 months ago. You're the smartest retard on onaforums.

You do know this is the O&A fan forum, right? You understand that you've been Pwned online by The DMAN over your shoddy baby's first satellite knowledge of O&A?

Linger longer, then come back to The DMAN, son.

 

[JebJoh]

Anyone who cant see that this whole thing was Bobby Kelly’s fault is just a hater.

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

Obvious joke about how my piece is big enough to fuck your whore mom, and of course Africans are the real Kangz they are the true Jews and built the pyramids, and I'm gay because I joined this forum recently and haven't been here as long as you guys.

I think he's starting to get it. Let's add him to the diaper chats