Anthony Cumia is in NYU langone hospital

[NoBacon]

True professional. He's been doing this since he was fawkin' 18, and you can tell.

Didn’t rape teenagers at work, neither!

 

[Reeper]

Imagine having a heart issue and you go the hospital and have to deal with a bunch of African nurses. Maybe all that anger is for show, because it would send me over the edge in his position.

 

[Imager]

They're both racists so I think it will.

We all shit on Joe, but he did win his People's Court case.

 

[Imager]

23 pages here...have we confirmed he's not in the hospital for full-blown AIDS? Is his Prep prescription up to date?

I'm starting to get worried guys.

 

[RoSmokedCrack]

He's never going to be able to make any of the lifestyle changes he needs to live a decent amount of time. Even he must know he's on borrowed time.

Exercise? Barely rolls out of bed or changes his clothes.

Drinks from the moment he wakes up then all day till he blacks out.

He won't eat better. He seemingly consumes greasy room service from the cheap hotels he lives out of and cannot cook.

Spends every waking moment obsessing over ragebait news stories, F/Ns tweets and all his alt Twitter accounts.

 

[866-Ron-0-Fez]

We all shit on Joe, but he did win his People's Court case.

There's an online community of people. I didn't want to bring up Reddit. I really didn't wanna bring them up because they've done nothing but give me a problem. It started about a year ago......

 

[lowend73]

Nana”s soon to be caregivers

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

Only a few days after the lisping Canadian faggot Gavin was telling him he should do speed (like he does) to cure his hangover problem. Great advice for a 60+ year old alcoholic with at least two stents in his heart.

Speed is just Meth, right? Gavin is such a misery loves company shit dick he knows what he's doing. If I cared at all about Gavin I might hate him more than Nana

 

[guest]

Speed is just Meth, right?

Yep. Adderall is just pharmaceutical meth.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

It's probably his heart, but I'm really pulling for a stroke with permanent paralysis, funster.

You want him to be in a position he would rather be dead than have one side of his body dead and flopping around.

It's God's revenge for the Paralyzed Opie bit

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

While a "Moesha" rerun flickers silently in the background. Hopefully, the last thing he ever hears is the "Good Times" theme music.

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I'm partial to this. But the theme from the Jeffersons works too. Nana having a fatal heart attack thinking of black people moving into a nice neighborhood would be fitting

 

[The Talking Dead]

Drinks from the moment he wakes up then all day till he blacks out.

It really is nuts that he's still doing that in his 60s. I'd be amazed if he's still alive in another 5 years time.

 

[DooDooBrown]

Nana”s soon to be caregivers

It always makes me laugh how the lighter skinned “Fat Boy” doesn’t even register as fat by 2023 standards.

 

[Kim_Jong_Poon_]

Nana”s soon to be caregivers

I'd rather it be this guy

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

Opie taking the high road isn’t really worth lauding - It’s the baseline expectation for any well adjusted person. In other words, basically anyone who isn’t Patrick S. Tomlinson or Anthony.

If the roles were reversed, I’m pretty sure Anthony would try to take the high road but instead would end up making jokes to cut the tension and unintentionally work himself into a shoot where he lightly bashes him because he can’t take anything serious unless it’s race related.

Opie didn’t do anything remarkable, it’s just that the bar for Anthony is so much lower because he’s the type of guy who tweets about how he’s happy that 3 random black college kids got killed while changing a tire.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

 

[Nana's stent]

Some nut knocked at your door a few years ago twice you talked to him through your stupid faggot intercom and you were polite stfu you fake tough guy pussy!

 

[The Talking Dead]

At the end of the day I wish him the faaaaawkin best

I like how the Opester was sure to make a clip out of that section and post it to his channel as soon as possible so nana could see it. No matter how much they pretend to hate each other, both those irrelevant old fucks would jump at the opportunity to do a show together again if literally anyone was offering them the chance.

 

[HeyItsVos]

If the roles were reversed, I’m pretty sure Anthony would try to take the high road but instead would end up making jokes to cut the tension and unintentionally work himself into a shoot where he lightly bashes him because he can’t take anything serious unless it’s race related.

He would then blame his audience for any negative words about Opie like he did regarding Bill Burr’s wife. Pretending he never said anything bad at all.