Anthony Cumia is in NYU langone hospital

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

(Sigh) "It's a tough one, man. On the one hand, I do wish my friend the best and hope he pulls through. On the other, there's this younger black comic at the Cellar who might blow up soon and I could potentially get a walk-on part on the sitcom he might get one day, so I gotta keep up the right appearance. I would never motherfuck Ant, but a lot of people in the business don't know him as well as I do and only know him as the "racist twitter guy." I've spoken about it with Anthony, he gets it."

He’s just worried people may suspect he’s a homosexual if he gets too sad about it. Can’t say I blame him with how homophobic Hollywood is

 

[FingerofGod]

No and we won't find out either.

Sources say they saw a bedpan at the hospital with a WOW sticker on it.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

No and we won't find out either.

I know but I won’t say it until 3pm for reasons I can’t explain at the moment.

 

[lowend73]

What is he gonna do when 3/4!0f his staff, including the Cardiologist, are either FN or another minority?

Nice radiating left arm pain stupid

Most old people come out worse when shit like this happens

Next stop, Nursing Homr

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

If AntH croaks or has to take significant time off, does Compound Media get handed over to Joseph Cumia?

 

[Gronez_Bambatta]

If AntH croaks or has to take significant time off, does Compound Media get handed over to Joseph Cumia?

COMETH THE HOUR LIBTARDS!!

 

[lowend73]

If AntH croaks or has to take significant time off, does Compound Media get handed over to Joseph Cumia?

He gave Power of Attorney to Keith the Cop and forgot to change it

 

[Charles Kos]

If AntH croaks or has to take significant time off, does Compound Media get handed over to Joseph Cumia?

Compound East will rise again

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

If AntH croaks or has to take significant time off, does Compound Media get handed over to Joseph Cumia?

God willing.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

He gave Power of Attorney to Keith the Cop and forgot to change it

You don’t think that “Your Honor, my brother and I made a PACT when we were little kids” will hold up in court?

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

If AntH croaks or has to take significant time off, does Compound Media get handed over to Joseph Cumia?

Oh no, i hope Joe doesn't turn compound media into an unprofitable network that no one watches

 

[NoBacon]

Oh no, i hope Joe doesn't turn compound media into an unprofitable network that no one watches

I would non jokingly pay to watch a Joseph Cumia fronted compound media

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

Opie takes the high road like the chad he is

 

[NoBacon]

Opie takes the high road like the chad he is

Opie is a real class act.

 

[HH Brother]

I really appreciated the Metallica music break, Opster.

 

[HeyItsVos]

Same nervous energy as:

“Hey Mancow! Love you love the show”

 

[wbgreen]

I really appreciated the Metallica music break, Opster.

Half his get well video was talking about a Metallic show.

 

[HH Brother]

Half his get well video was talking about a Metallic show.

The Good: Opster

The Bad: Wormster

The Ugly: Nanaster

 

[866-Ron-0-Fez]

You don’t think that “Your Honor, my brother and I made a PACT when we were little kids” will hold up in court?

They're both racists so I think it will.

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

Opie is a real class act.

True professional. He's been doing this since he was fawkin' 18, and you can tell.