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[Cygnus Nana X-1]

Thats the posture of someone that is in peak physical condition from years of going to the gym.

Whenever this pops up I always assume he's prisoning a stlaker from here.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

This means Pat has another giant pallet to make more chairs out of if he ordered more composite boards.

 

[Harry Powell]

It never ceases to crack my ribs that everyone remembers this as Pat clipping his toenails.

It's entirely plausible that Fatso would twist his back from clipping his toenails. But to do it clipping your fingernails? What a fag.

He made it up to get attention and seem wacky

 

[PorqueDealer]

He made it up to get attention and seem wacky

Anything like that, that isn't recorded on his twitter, never happened.
Much like his high ankle sprain at the marathon. There is 0% chance he wouldn't have jumped at the chance to post a pic of his blown out ankle and deformed foot.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Its still not going help you win in court Pat. A false police call and a swatting where they actually come out with force are two different scenarios. He can try to add it to his list to make it more sensational and can try to pin it on anyone that makes fun of him on twitter but he isnt going to win in court with such claims.

 

[Chive Turkey]

He humblebrags about his "124 year home" like he's living in a tasteful, red brick, mock tudor detached 6 bedroom place and not some rundown wooden shack. Sad!

In a fucking ghetto right next to a project appartment too. Bragging about the hovel's pedigree while this is what you see when you look out the window:

 

[lil chud]

In a fucking ghetto right next to a project appartment too. Bragging about the hovel's pedigree while this is what you see when you look out the window:

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All I see is a doctor and an astronaut. Be better.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

Liar liar pants on fire!!!! This didn't happen!!!

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Liar liar pants on fire!!!! This didn't happen!!!

The ending is the lie. Im sure he fucked his weak back up by merely twisting. Its the "naked on the bathroom floor for 3hrs covered in fingernails" thats the lie. This is a good example of how how pat lies. Even when he is telling the truth he has to sneak in exaggeration or an all out lie. He cant stop himself from doing it. Thats why you cant trust him when he makes any claims and you need either video or a witness that can validate his claims.

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

Whenever this pops up I always assume he's prisoning a stlaker from here.

He was writing "I'm not fat at all, stlaker" at that very moment

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

The ending is the lie. Im sure he fucked his weak back up by merely twisting. Its the "naked on the bathroom floor for 3hrs covered in fingernails" thats the lie. This is a good example of how how pat lies. Even when he is telling the truth he has to sneak in exaggeration or an all out lie. He cant stop himself from doing it. Thats why you cant trust him when he makes any claims and you need either video or a witness that can validate his claims.

Exactly! 3 hours is a long fucking time. I know Big Nik is stupid and hates her husband, but wouldn't she look for him oh let's say an hour in the bathroom? Covered in fingernails is another tell too of his lies

 

[WifeStoreWill]

As if he wouldn’t have had his phone within 2 feet of him at all times