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That's what makes it extra easy to know when he's lying. He has to document every boring aspect of his life. It's the ancient adage "pics or it didn't happen."
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Why does jackie do this?
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He's got to get in the age of the house, as if fixing the porch is a specialist job you can only do if you are a maintenance expert who owns an antique hovel. Its not like he's replacing century old wiring. The porch could be younger than him.
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You know his dad did most of the work
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REMINDER: he actually admitted to putting his back out while cutting a toenail, & had to wait for Thicci to come rescue him
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Show me
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blow me... but I'm not loying! I can't remember, but it really did happen, maybe it was originally on his blog?
It's definitely a real thing tho', maybe someone else can remember/help
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It's a thing, slack will have the receipts
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How dumb you think cat ladies and Hildy feel when they realize he's been claiming "swatting attack" regarding 47 of those 53 episodes, deliberately mislead them? I think they just suppress the thought and move on because Pat's politics are the correct ones.
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Another classic. Deserves its own thread almost.
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Not to mention his "30 years" remark. He's posted pictures of the rest of that rotting shack. The foundation is obviously fucked. The walls are splitting in several places and it's so bad that they can't close the pocket doors, so the doors just sit open and crooked. A proper inspection and estimate would very likely reveal they need at least several tens of thousands of dollars in repairs and replacements.
This plastic porch is just a band-aid on a laundry list of problems with that shithole. It's not a Historical Landmark. It's a rotting corpse.
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Someone better check and see if he’s compliant with all local codes and ordinances. This guy has a history of ignoring them
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Or to lose some weight.
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what a weak tard (as I moan about having the Flu, lol)
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Look at the joists - they're pretty new. It's not like he built a new deck or anything. Any greenhorn carpenter's apprentice could do what he just did.
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He's totally not doing this, as there are no glaring issues. But "plastic" decking can be great. Spent more than I imagined I would for a smallish (12 x 12?? I dunno) TimberTech deck and it's pretty awesome. Had Trex at a previous house, and while it was easier to maintain than wood, the fit and finish was kinda lacking.
Unless he's gonna change the siding, though, wouldn't a darker, warmer color fit waaaay better? IMO.
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He had to service all four contractors for the duration of their shifts. One shift, four shafts, zero semen retention.
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Cheapest color so that’s the one he bought. He then got laborers to do the work.
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If Rick were to ever sell the hovel 100% of the interested buyers would plan to tear that shithole down. He has the same cripplingly stupid delusions with his flophouse as he does with his Special Boy Edition Mustang.
Should've invested in a Family lawyer that could get him custody of his only child back but this will probably make BBQ night slightly more pleasant, I guess.
Should've invested in a Family lawyer that could get him custody of his only child back but this will probably make BBQ night slightly more pleasant, I guess.