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[TorqueWheeler]

You know his dad did most of the work

Remember when Rick claimed he'd done some work and then someone found a post from Niki hiring someone to do that exact job on Facebook?

 

[CompoundBasement]

He's totally not doing this, as there are no glaring issues. But "plastic" decking can be great. Spent more than I imagined I would for a smallish (12 x 12?? I dunno) TimberTech deck and it's pretty awesome. Had Trex at a previous house, and while it was easier to maintain than wood, the fit and finish was kinda lacking.

Unless he's gonna change the siding, though, wouldn't a darker, warmer color fit waaaay better? IMO.

People have problems with HoAs, many valid complaints, but there are good reasons for them. This plastic shit won't fly in many communities. Not disparaging your work. You probably did a very nice, aesthetically pleasing job on your properties, but Fatso just made his shithole look even more worthless. The whole place should be razed and turned into more Section 8 Projects like the ugly building two feet away from his shack.

 

[FatPatsBaps]

I previously said that number 53 would be when it's funny again and I stand by that. Waiting on 69 now I guess

I'll bet 17k he'll throw in a sex joke when he hits that number.

 

[AliceWorquer]

Look at the joists - they're pretty new. It's not like he built a new deck or anything. Any greenhorn carpenter's apprentice could do what he just did.

No child, the age of the house makes it more difficult to pull up those planks. Your household chores are specialist skills when I do them.

It's just the joys of having a new porch. Same way that pulling down architraves is just part of the joy of having doors.

 

[FatPatsBaps]

It never ceases to crack my ribs that everyone remembers this as Pat clipping his toenails.

It's entirely plausible that Fatso would twist his back from clipping his toenails. But to do it clipping your fingernails? What a fag.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Remember when Rick claimed he'd done some work and then someone found a post from Niki hiring someone to do that exact job on Facebook?

 

[Stent]

Try telling him his house is 163 years old, his new deck is not made of plastic but obviously timber, and that his car is British Racing Green.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Try telling him his house is 163 years old, his new deck is not made of plastic but obviously timber, and that his car is British Racing Green.

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

Thanks, I have come back home

Fucking Joe Cumia mouth agape retard. Adam Libby has made this exact face

Prominent double chin, the pic that keeps on giving

 

[JebJoh]

There is no way he was sober when this happened.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

There is no way he was sober when this happened.

You don't think an extremely fit athlete could naturally throw his back out while clipping his fingernails?

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

You don't think an extremely fit athlete could naturally throw his back out while clipping his fingernails?

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

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Pat has skipped every muscle group day at the gym

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Pat has skipped every muscle group day at the gym

Thats the posture of someone that is in peak physical condition from years of going to the gym.

 

[Rudderman]

Stop publicizing it, you nitwit.

 

[Total Tranny Death]

Is that really a swat? Or them just calling to remind him he's going to lose his lawsuit?

Idk, but it should have the same consequences. Idc if it's a 15 year old. Throw them away for 15 years. (((They))) Are going to use this as an excuse to kill internet privacy

 

[TorpidSloth]

He humblebrags about his "124 year home" like he's living in a tasteful, red brick, mock tudor detached 6 bedroom place and not some rundown wooden shack. Sad!

 

[Humanatee]

He humblebrags about his "124 year home" like he's living in a tasteful, red brick, mock tudor detached 6 bedroom place and not some rundown wooden shack. Sad!

Don't forget he only lives in half of that rundown wooden shack too. He needs to rent out the other half and be a maid so he can continue the fantasy that he's a successful writer.

 

[ThePepsiColaRapist]

You know his dad did most of the work

Someone has to blow the Mexican day laborers

 

[FatPatsBaps]

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Pat, you do realise that a muscular back and shoulders contributes to the V taper that bodybuilders obsess over? Not to mention working on those body parts helps prevent slunched over bitch shoulders that sedentary people get (namely those who sit, drink, and tweet all day).