53

[Toothless Enthusiast]

Yawn

 

[FranksWirecutters]

Yawn

Is that really a swat? Or them just calling to remind him he's going to lose his lawsuit?

 

[Sue Lightning]

No officers dispatched

So you weren’t SWATted. Got it.

 

[Toothless Enthusiast]

So you weren’t SWATted. Got it.

 

[PorqueDealer]

Weird how it's now 2611 and not 2613.
Only the first swat and "last two" were to that address

 

[PickleRickle]

Jackie gets in fight with cafrozed, this suddenly happens. She's squeezing her plaything too tight.

 

[Prison Enjoyer]

The phone call was just real nigga Lyndon ringing Rick up n shouting “HAHA, FAT FAGGOT” and then hanging up.

Nice “swaTTTing”, Pig.

 

[Sue Lightning]

Maybe his fat ass fell through the floor and he had to call the police to lift him out (with a crane). To cover up this embarrassing fact he had to say he was SWATted

 

[CompoundBasement]

Probably the work of him and the obese "self styled security expert". They've both been extra manic and deranged lately. Fatso is probably pissed off the MPD only made a phone call because he wants more bullshit for his frivolous lawsuit.

 

[CompoundBasement]

More tacky plastic children's playground toy planks to add no value to his dilapidated shitbox. One of his Airbnb tenants probably injured themselves on that rotten wood. He doesn't do any home renovations without being forced.

 

[Clint Ruin]

 

[TheGhostOfBernellTrammell]

His fucking agape mouth really tickled the ribs. This one has real Bro Joe energy.

 

[Grindset Alpha King]

My god he's a retard.

WHY DOES HE TAKE PICTURES OF EVERY THING HE DOES AND POST IT ON TWITTER!!!

 

[Confused White Kid]

My god he's a retard.

WHY DOES HE TAKE PICTURES OF EVERY THING HE DOES AND POST IT ON TWITTER!!!

Because he has no children, no job, and no friends.
He needs to farm validation from somewhere.

 

[Turry Fawks]

I previously said that number 53 would be when it's funny again and I stand by that. Waiting on 69 now I guess

 

[DanFielding]

He sure does post a lot of pics of his house for someone who claims to be afraid for his life.

 

[Udders]

Pat and Jackie really think they're gonna get away with this.

 

[DiarrheaDick]

There's a lot to unpack here. That's not a 124 year old deck, he's not the one doing the work, he's still morbidly obese, and he's not an author.

Is he getting the shitty plastic decking just so he doesn't have to hire another contractor to paint it?

EDIT: Idk how I managed to ignore the obvious...that's not his house and he wouldn't be the one hiring anyone to paint the deck that isn't his.

 

[iBangedQuasi]

Yawn

It's not a SWATTing if no one shows up you fat retard

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

He starving for any type of attention. (And food)