"You should be able to request sex from them"

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Missy Muscles finally leave him?

I'm curious what their arrangement is too. She's living in a big house he had built in another state and he's living in a shithole apartment on par with what a kid who just moved out of their parents' house would get. They must have an open relationship. There's no way he could deny, deceive and delude himself into thinking that he gets to publicly strike out with his exes while she's living in a nice house and not getting plowed by dudes her own age with Southern accents.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

How about the snippy, curt way he spits out the word "CHICKKSSSSSSSS". That's more appropriate for a man his age right?

I'm guilty of still saying "chicks" sometimes too. Not the faggy way him and Norton say it, but I still do it.

I said it in front of my last ex a couple times and she was like "Are you some 90's douchebag or something?" I was like "Kind of. Yeah."

 

[PickleRickle]

A childhood friend of mine who I dated for 3 years showed up at my door one evening and we fucked. We both knew why she was there and there was no need to actually ask. Side note it was the only time in my life I fucked 2 different women in the same day.

I've only pulled that off once myself. I fucked my exes best friend, then immediately went over to my exes house and stuck my dick in her mouth. I was so mad at the stupid bitch. I wasnt after that night. I couldnt stop lawffin.

 

[GloryHoleTorqueH]

Nana just needs to prance away from those icky girls and all their bullshit! Cmon Geno, let's
, let's do some coke in the bathroom and just and and ! No girls, OUR SHOW!

: "Girls are so growthhsss with their discharging pusssssiesss"
: "I cum in a woman."
: "haaaha ha holee-shit. You do?"
: "Yes. stlaker, child."

 

[PickleRickle]

Is it possible he found out that Sue was put into that Cyberpunk game and now the big gay moor desperately wants some bussy? "I ALREADY FUCKED YA, LEMME FUCK"
If he were to say what he's really thinking "I bought your bolt-ons and I want to suck on them you ASSHOLE woman"

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Is it possible he found out that Sue was put into that Cyberpunk game and now the big gay moor desperately wants some bussy? "I ALREADY FUCKED YA, LEMME FUCK"
If he were to say what he's really thinking "I bought your bolt-ons and I want to suck on them you ASSHOLE woman"

Well he did buy the shitty tits. Let the old gal take a squeeze, just a fawkin honk

 

[LiberalPussy]

Also sounds like he’s workshopping material for his “comedy”. It has a very “relationships are like gum” vibe. Who am I kidding? He’s just angry and drunk about seeing one of the “exes” happy and living life.

If that’s the case, I’m pretty sure he stole this from someone else. Though in that case it was about ex wives who, due to how much the man gives her in the divorce, should still be obligated to fuck him when he wants.

 

[Turk February]

10 years without any self reflection, any challenge to opinion, or growth, Anthony Cumia's world experience leaves his comedy in a shambles - from politics to personal anecdotes - I am willing to bet it's all just how he wishes his social media experience was different. Putting down a 20, no one hung out with him, he got a message on facebook at the most.

 

[Nick Gerlips]

What a retarded idea

 

[HH Brother]

He's pining for some past pussy. My guess it's Dani (gollum form) or Dr Zaius

Danny Ross, pantster.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

If that’s the case, I’m pretty sure he stole this from someone else. Though in that case it was about ex wives who, due to how much the man gives her in the divorce, should still be obligated to fuck him when he wants.

“She’s entitled to the lifestyle she was accustomed to? Then I’m allowed dick sucking alimony.” One of my favorite standupshots posted to r/Cumtown.

 

[PickleRickle]

Danny Ross, pantster.

Your avatar is atrocious holy fawk.

 

[HH Brother]

Your avatar is atrocious holy fawk.

No picklester, it isn't. Enjoy prison.

 

[PickleRickle]

No picklester, it isn't. Enjoy prison.

Your teeth look worse than mine! Do you have the slightest idea how many carrots I can annihilate?

 

[HH Brother]

Your teeth look worse than mine! Do you have the slightest idea how many carrots I can annihilate?

I eat raw corn on the cob as I dip it in my wife's asshole. Get on my fucking level, picklester.

 

[PickleRickle]

I eat raw corn on the cob as I dip it in my wife's asshole. Get on my fucking level, picklester.

How am I supposed to compete with something so manly? It cant be done. I forfeit.

 

[HH Brother]

How am I supposed to compete with something so manly? It cant be done. I forfeit.

Start adding sinks to your home. It's an EZ pass to alpha status. It's the most potent and natural aphrodisiac, picklester.

 

[Cumiace]

Was Sam's AJ Poopyshits ("Chickssss and their titssss")character a rib on Anthony being in the closet?

 

[LiberalPussy]

Was Sam's AJ Poopyshits ("Chickssss and their titssss")character a rib on Anthony being in the closet?

It’s more that O&A was an inherently faggy show.

 

[Single Action Army]

8 billion people need to change their philosophy on sex and relationships because I'm horny now and have zero game/money.