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"You should be able to request sex from them"

RoSmokedCrack

I was chest-bumped, alroight!
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Nice try Nana. With the endless day-drinking and the heart attack we all know that dick is as dead as your soul.

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Jims_Maroon_Pants

Joe's Geek Squad Technician
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The only time I requested sex with an ex was when she visited me in the psych ward and got me out on a two hour pass. I asked if she would let me fuck her in the Stop and Shop bathroom. She did, in the interest of my mental health.
A childhood friend of mine who I dated for 3 years showed up at my door one evening and we fucked. We both knew why she was there and there was no need to actually ask. Side note it was the only time in my life I fucked 2 different women in the same day.
 
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The only time I requested sex with an ex was when she visited me in the psych ward and got me out on a two hour pass. I asked if she would let me fuck her in the Stop and Shop bathroom. She did, in the interest of my mental health.
Can you reveal the name and location of the psych ward to help @chocolatehellhole in his ongoing attempts to triangulate your location? I have a feeling you’ll like the mid-tier escort he hires for you.
 
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A childhood friend of mine who I dated for 3 years showed up at my door one evening and we fucked. We both knew why she was there and there was no need to actually ask. Side note it was the only time in my life I fucked 2 different women in the same day.
With you and Dan around, it’s a surprise there’s any pushy left for the rest of us
 
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He's pining for some past pussy. My guess it's Dani (gollum form) or Dr Zaius
Also sounds like he’s workshopping material for his “comedy”. It has a very “relationships are like gum” vibe. Who am I kidding? He’s just angry and drunk about seeing one of the “exes” happy and living life.
 
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