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You poor, poor man

stealthygeek

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You just know he's one of those fat fucks who orders garlic bread as a side
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stealthygeek

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Fat. And he said their "world famous" mac and cheese pizza was his go-to order. Is Wisconsin the biggest fat shit state?
I think the states in the deep South like Mississippi and Louisiana are technically fatter but I assume that's just because they have massive black populations that drink nothing but soda, etc.

But Wisconsin is absolutely one of the fattest and has the fattest culture by far. Beer, brats, polka music and cheese.
 
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Why do fat people get breadsticks and pizza? Dipping bread into marinara sauce is literally just pizza! Pizza not good enough by itself ?
 

Torque’sHeadBump

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You just know he's one of those fat fucks who orders garlic bread as a side
Without a doubt. It’s funny, all fat boy has to do when he’s feeling hungry is just eat something healthy. Fruits and vegetables for a start.

But no, Rick (who’s never gained a pound and is not obese), has to treat himself to slop hyper processed shit. It’s what he deserves, actually,
 

Slackjawed Cow

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Without a doubt. It’s funny, all fat boy has to do when he’s feeling hungry is just eat something healthy. Fruits and vegetables for a start.

But no, Rick (who’s never gained a pound and is not obese), has to treat himself to slop hyper processed shit. It’s what he deserves, actually,
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