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WWAW Hawk Tuah Girl?

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iFapToJusticeGorak said:
Ugly or fat girl pussy >>>> no pussy, as long as you don’t have to dance like a monkey and degrade yourself for it.

Best pussy I have ever felt was between the thighs of an obese single mom of two traveling on a work trip. Matched on Bumble and she told me to bring BBQ to her crappy hotel room at 7 PM. I asked her what cuts and she said just get one of everything.

I showed up. She answered the door in a pretty flattering flowing black dress. Told me to put the BBQ bag down. Pulled the dress off, was nude underneath, and laid back on the pull-out couch bed. Opened her thighs.

I fingered her, tonguefucked and fingerwd her asshole, then came inside of her without a condom before I knew her real name.

She was so fat that when I fucked her missionary I couldn’t kiss her or do doggy when she rolled over. No matter: I just lapped at her asshole like a thirsty puppy instead.

Beautiful fat tits, clean hairless cunt and asshole. Surprisingly tight pussy, somehow. Hairless below her ear.

When I came hard, she did a kegel on my cock to pull the last drips of cum out.

I asked if she was on the pill. She said “no but it’s fine.”

That answer made me get hard enough to fuck her again with no refractory period. Two creampies busted in a fat slut with two bastards and no BC within an hour of meeting her.

Then we sat ate brisket and pulled pork on the other sofa. She watched dumbass “Impractical Jokers.” I got horny Again so I ate her sloppy fat cummy cunt while she laid back and kept eating. She laid back, still nude, with one fat leg up on the back of the sofa, the other on the floor.

She ate ribs while I ate her out and tried to jerk off but couldn’t get hard. Absolure gluttony.

I was in love. Infatuated. I fingered her asshole a bit. She got bored and told me she was too busy tomorrow so she had to sleep, but leave the bag.

She kicked me out and presumably ate the rest of the BBQ.

The next day I texted her several times. She left me on “Read”. Took two loads of my spum and $60 of BBQ then ghosted me.

I lived in Odessa Texas then, an Oil town with lots of extra men, so she probably got some other more attractive guy to bring her another bag of meat to scarf down during unprotected sex.

I wonder how many dozens or even hundreds of strangers she has fucked without protection while eating a bag of pork.


I still jerk off to the memory. Wife material.
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CuntFucker said:
Did Harvey do the poo?
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He’d fucking miss, he’s a blind niggermong. Halfway through squeezing one out and he’d decide to rape the shit out of her.
Imagine being such a chav, hoor slag you’re not even a Dubai porta potty
 
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chocolatehellhole said:
There's no shot in hell she's set for life, how much do you think Club Random and retarded germophobe guy podcast pay guests?
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If she made a million this year and signed a few endorsement deals she’s out of the trailer with a nice cushion. I can see she’s demonstrating an admirable work ethic with no trailer antics and white trash tattoos so she can very easily turn this 15 minutes of fame into a great education or corporate gig. As long as she’s not a cumia, this will work out for her.
 
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Humanatee said:
People are saying she's milking her 15 minutes but it's everyone else trying to keep her relevant so they can get her on their shitty podcasts for views. If that video would've gone viral in 2009, she'd probably have made a few appearances on shows like o&a, people would've enjoyed it for what it was and then moved on.

Now in 2024, everyone is trying to artificially inflate to keep it going as long as possible because there's money to be made off it.
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For context Jessica Hahn stayed famous for 25 years, married a rich guy and remains a moron She rode that story forever, never needed a job in all that time. Not bad for a church receptionist.
 
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Which way?! Medium or well done?
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JebJoh said:
For context Jessica Hahn stayed famous for 25 years, married a rich guy and remains a moron She rode that story forever, never needed a job in all that time. Not bad for a church receptionist.
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Jessica Hahn also had a body out of a comic book. Sort of surprised she even bothered being a church receptionist in the first place
 
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For context Jessica Hahn stayed famous for 25 years, married a rich guy and remains a moron She rode that story forever, never needed a job in all that time. Not bad for a church receptionist.
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Most of that money was from Playboy which is fine but broads don’t even make 5% of that nowadays to do hardcore porn.
 
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